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Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! / Adonis, Tanika, Tierra, Ay’Vah, and Brittanie?!

July 3, 2018

I showered today. Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! From Julie: Adonis?! That should really be left to books and mythology… From Julie: Tanika?! (T A N I K A) I almost misread that as Tanka… From Julie: Tierra?! From Julie: Ay’Vah?! From Julie: Brittanie?! Advertisements

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]

Let’s watch a body rot in a coffin! / Fifteen children?! / Zombie preparation!

June 20, 2016

Harmony said I should show up around 4:30 tomorrow – that should be fine! From the Jeff O’Neil show: Google’s being creepy! “Site where you can talk to strangers, site where you can edit photos, site where you can watch movies for free, site where you can watch a body rot in a coffin…” Nice […]

Centaur for Disease Control / Mystical Records, Zombie Dogs, and Blue Cows

June 9, 2016

I finally finished reconstructing my Gmail draft entry which got erased on May 23 when Firefox crashed! Now, here’s hoping that the WordPress draft doesn’t get erased… I backed it up by emailing it to myself, as Pete suggested. For now, I think I’ll email myself the draft every time it changes, so every day […]

Coffee cup warnings / Treveonta Clark, Adrianandious Blackeyes, Tyriekus Edwards

May 23, 2016

I LOST MY GMAIL DRAFT WHEN FIREFOX CRASHED, AND NOW IT’S BLANK! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! From Janina: A Canadian “warning” on a takeout coffee cup reads, “If this was another country, we’d have to tell you that this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada!” Treveonta Clark, AdrianandiousBlackeyes, and Tyriekus Edwards?!

No blueberry overcharging, Pastor Fulton’s $1 discount, Belinda Lee / Cloud IV

February 8, 2016

I had a dream where Nancy Wong (from the Chinese Congregation) and I had to climb a mountain of dirt in order to get to a Chinese supermarket. When I was there, I thought that they would massively overcharge me for blueberries, to the tune of over $4 a pound. Once I selected my items, […]

Coffee or TEE?! / Sirius Bonner, Steven Weiner the urologist, Fakhar Mahboob

February 7, 2016

I finally emailed my decision about church membership to Pastor Dan at 7:30 last night, which was that I don’t want to be an active member anymore. He replied within fifteen minutes, then I fielded an email from Auntie Cathy at 11:40 PM saying (among other attempted guilt trips) that I’d grown up in the […]

THEIR is a ghost house in Spookane?! / I don’t BELIVE I’ve seen you before?!

January 24, 2016

I finally remembered my Gmail password after three days of forgetting it. PHEW! I updated my private document, of course. Time to look into a password manager once I get my own computer access back! Samson Azupio also tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Barenaked Ladies, “I Love You” Random NPC near the Rosemary […]

Save the snowman from the serial killer! / Da Phuc, Suq Madiq, Alice Pimpaporn

December 13, 2015

Semagic finally updated to Version 1.8! Now, if Gmail (tabs) AND Semagic could stop crashing, that would be great! Snowman: Here comes a serial killer!!!! Quick! Save me! Call the cops! (the guy is a serial killer because he’s shovelling snow) Da Phuc?! Suq Madiq?! Alice Pimpaporn?!