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Jeanine Mullen, Waltfredo Davis-Mullen, Jaseri Mullen, and Jaion Mullen?!

September 9, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. It wasn’t raining in Richmond, then was very little rain at Marine Drive, but it was like Noah’s Ark Flood when I got off at Mount Pleasant! Turns out Beckett was sleeping when I was almost soaked as I […]

Kortne Stouffer, Erin Eyvonne Adams, Jason Dilling, and Anita Juliea Williams?!

August 8, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Kortne Stouffer?! BAD SPELLING OF COURTNEY! Also reminds me of Stouffer’s frozen meals! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Erin Eyvonne Adams?! BAD SPELLING OF YVONNE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Jason Dilling?! Like DILL PICKLES?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Anita Juliea Williams?! BAD SPELLING OF JULIA!

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

Frying Pan Lake, New Zealand?! / A Mr. Saturn sweatshirt?! / Naked Aphrodite!

May 10, 2019

I had a banana-chocolate muffin, cut strawberries, and coffee for breakfast. Lunch was some leftovers including butter chicken. Dinner: Thai eggplant curry with peppers and bamboo, rice, naan bread, plus Tillamook Malted Moo ice cream! Tillamook Malted Moo Shake ice cream: Smooth, rich malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatey fudge chips! Frying Pan Lake at […]

Jaceon?! / Mikia?! / Dakota guy?! / Jaysin?! / Jaydin?! / Janiene?!

April 23, 2019

I showered today after going to the pharmacy next door at 2 to refill my birth control prescription and buy $2 hand sanitzer x5. Good thing, too – there’s going to be ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF tomorrow from 8 AM to 5 PM! UGH! From Julie: Jaceon?! Is that another bad spelling of Jason?! From Julie: […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Louisiana State Troopers not having balls! / Ashley Heavy Runner Loring?!

February 14, 2019

I discovered that Jason Lam and Sarah Quelch had unfriended me – oh well, the Awana and Palmer days were long ago! The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight… the game went to overtime (thanks to Gaudette!) plus a shootout. BOESER GOT THE GOAL TO WIN 4-3! I also showered today. From Kenny and […]

Snow test / Another eye surgery date in May! / 2019 NHL Valentine’s Day Cards!

February 14, 2019

When I went out this morning to test the snow at 10 AM (and discover that Internet data was frozen on my phone), Megan from the eye clinic called me to say that I had a date for my other eye surgery: Wednesday, May 8! I called Barry AGAIN for the third time this week, […]

A bear with a chainsaw for your Valentine! / Jayson Clark?!

February 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today, and lost 2-1. I hope that Alex Edler is okay too from that bloody injury… 😦 Funny Valentine’s Day card: If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face… because I think you are cute. From […]

Vanessa and Cassidy / Shortbread, eyedrops, T&T! / Mario saving the princess!

January 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Vanessa and baby Cassidy picked me up at 11:30 so we could hang out before my eye cataract surgery on Thursday. We went to the Lansdowne Mall food court to try the good dumplings / SLB / wonton at R&H House, and bubble tea at Fresh Elements. Then we walked around T&T […]