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Dragon plush toy neck pillow, dragon canvas art poster, cartoon dragon picture

April 12, 2018

I went out at 11:45 after COFFEE TIME to London Drugs so I could get on-sale NEW dark chocolate Russell Stover Easter bunnies x3 (they were only $1!), NEW on-sale Reese’s 3D Easter eggs, on-sale Whoppers Robin Easter eggs x2, NEW Crunchy M and Ms candy x3 (Crunchy Mint / Crunchy Espresso / Crunchy Raspberry), […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Blackberries as raspberries, Santa hat as a Christmas stocking, the Swiss Reaper

December 19, 2017

The Canucks played Montreal at 7 tonight, and LOST 7-5. Montreal got an empty-net goal in the last minute of the game, but Thomas Vanek had a hat trick. These blackberries aren’t raspberries! You had one job! Hey, this Santa hat isn’t a Christmas stocking! From Julie: The Swiss Reaper with a Swiss Army scythe […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Large pizza as evidence, no problem at the meteorite, Mr. Saturn and the meeting

December 1, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go up to yet another Onett meteorite at the hilltop. They see the Bread Roll gift box, which now contains a Large Pizza instead. Then they talk to the nearby police officer, who had wanted to take the box in for questioning. “You […]

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looking like poop! / Unsure if fart or shart

October 11, 2017

From Vanessa and Vomitorium: This chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looks like a poop emoji! Baby: That moment when you’re not sure if it was a fart or a shart…

Frost breath dragon, Helen Storer, Rachel Houser, Natalie-Ketrina McLeod

October 11, 2017

From Krista: A dragon fighting with frost breath against a knight! From Not Always Working: Helen Storer?! Yes, I’d love to store stuff at your house! You can’t say no! From Not Always Working: Rachel Houser?! So do you give houses to people, or let them live with you? SWEET! From Not Always Right: Natalie-Ketrina […]

Just eat it! Pizza slice! / Death by Chocolate / Kids Physio having my card!

August 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, I called Kids Physio after Googling the phone number. They actually DID have my red Compass Card because someone found it (presumably in the bathroom), which is a relief! I opted to have them hold it until Ayler’s next appointment on Wednesday. Barry picked me up at 12:30 and we […]