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Ayler and Beckett’s birthdays at the park! / Batman tombstone?!

May 26, 2020

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME BEFORE LEAVING! I left for Mount Pleasant Park at 3:40 PM today (erring on the early side) with my utensils and mat, Harmony’s 200g Whittaker’s Dark Ghana chocolate bar / 100g Porta raspberry chocolate bar / all birthday cards for Harmony, Ayler, and Beckett in a big Ziploc bag, […]

Fire-breathing dragon toy! / List25 green dragon! / Warrior with grey dragon!

May 22, 2020

I went shopping at 11:35 on a 401 with my shopping cart to London Drugs. Brisk Lemon iced tea (June 10), much-needed NEW Irish Spring bar soap packs x2 (Aloe / Cool Scrub), Rebel’s Refinery hand sanitizer spray x2, a Crest Complete Plus Intense Mint Freshness toothpaste tube for National Toothpaste Tube Day today, Stewart’s […]

Uncle Ben’s long wild herb rice, Tylee Ryan, Orrin cyborg, CreeAnn Pleggenkuhle

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild Herb rice! From Julie, Reddit, and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Joshua is obviously fine, but Tylee Ryan?! Kid, you have a bad mother, too! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Orrin says he’s a cyborg from the year 2050?! Funny React Couch reaction video via James. From […]

What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! I like this name generator!

May 4, 2020

From Medieval Fayre: What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! Name generator!

LOL tombstone?! / Pizza, Kate being offensively dense, AUNTIE, stars on reading

April 28, 2020

After I had it out with Kate because of her offensive fruitcake denseness (she did NOT apologize properly for calling me a LEAF!), Ayler called me at 4:50 (with Jon sending me a Facebook message just before – which I didn’t read till later), to ask what I did today, so I said I had […]

Ganja, Azerbaijan?! 4:20 on 4/20/2020! THC-infused toilet paper from Meijer’s!

April 20, 2020

It’s 4:20 on 4/20! HAR HAR HAR! Ganja, Azerbaijan? QUIRKY COINCIDENCE BECAUSE IT’S 4/20 TODAY! From Janet on LJ, aka Ghost_Light: On 4/20/2020 at 4:20, there will be four 20s. Ultra-strong THC-infused toilet paper to calm your ass down against the coronavirus! So strong and absorbent, you’ll shit – thanks, Meijer!

Starfrit jar opener, face masks, Microban, automated crosswalks, buckle barriers

April 20, 2020

I went out at 11:55 to go to Canadian Tire so I could get another Starfrit jar opener (Aisle 54 – had to get an employee to help me grab it) and 20 face masks for $20. I always overshoot the 410 station – I SHOULD GET OFF AT ABERDEEN, NOT HAZELBRIDGE! I texted Barry […]

Honk if you love Jesus! / Pouya Ghomi?! / Asia Rice?! / Today and tomorrow

April 5, 2020

We were so bored in Ceriam’s Discord server that we were sharing photos of our computer / tech setups. Stallings said that my handwriting on the latest version of my shopping list was pretty, so I thanked him for the compliment. Andrew came over at 5:15 today, after sleeping in. Hey, no worries, I told […]

KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart CafĂ©! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]