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Princeton, Jalecia, Nard, and Bebe?! / Birds biting human toes! RAWR! Dinosaurs!

February 9, 2019

The Canucks played the Flames at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a shootout! EDIT: Kate left a post on my Facebook wall asking if I wanted to three-way call with Pothead Mike; OF COURSE I DID! I sent her my number and we were on a roll after that. Mike said it was good […]

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

Glow-in-the-dark bowling! No thanks on my behalf, MOM! Speed limit being 69!

January 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up for church in the morning. We talked about DARK SOULS, my eye surgery and insurance, how it was somewhat his fault for the sewer updates and construction zone around my place because his company was involved, drivers and turn signals, Elysse thinking my dad was dead because I […]

Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”!

Eyes! Z-Grip pens! / Grammar Police uniforms! / Zona?! / 1500 HEARTS and LOVE!

January 17, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry called me at 11:50 to see if I could change our food shopping appointment next week from Wednesday to Thursday, which I had no problem with. I left at 12:25 to get to the Burrard eye clinic for my appointment with Dr. Wise for a one-week followup, even if the construction […]

Scaring me and pooping easily!

January 3, 2019

From Julie: Don’t scare me! I poop easily!

Wonton mein, Hainanese chicken, Skyr yogurt, fun mail, errors, cheap presents!

December 19, 2018

I discovered redrum last night – UGH! After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Uncle Ben’s rice x3 (Mushroom / Tomato and Herb / Jambalaya), Nissin black garlic oil noodles / BulJjamppong Korean beef seafood noodles / Paldo Volcano Chicken […]

The real dangers of cannabis: Fries, pizza, bacon, and burger all together!

December 11, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place, then rushed home later, getting home at 4 on the third Brighouse 401, NO THANKS to a non-existent 407! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 4 today, and came from behind to win 3-2 on a […]

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?