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Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

SUPER MARIO REMIX 2 title screen, Mario trying to warp, making books cool again

February 7, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and lost 4-2. The SUPER MARIO REMIX 2 title screen: BOWSER HAS KINOPIO!! In SUPER MARIO REMIX 2, Mario is outside of Mushroom Castle. He then tries to warp. “Warp using what, exactly?” HAHAHAHA! From Reddit: We need to make books cool again. If you go […]

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!

Joking in the John, swimmy cats in the Magicant ground, ATM number in space

January 19, 2017

Hester called me at 10 PM, but I ignored it because she shouldn’t be calling that late. Since I woke up at 5:10 AM because I hadn’t eaten in about twelve hours, I decided to have that sushi combo for breakfast. At 8:30 AM, Hester called again, this time to inform me about pest control […]

Hiero is having a birthday party / No Carly / John / Bob Rock the music producer

January 8, 2017

Harmony emailed us an invitation to Hiero’s third birthday party. I got Auntie Wing Yee’s reply, which I guess is fine. Then I discovered that Carly S. had unfriended me, and that John Powell had added me via his alterego, Jon Powell. Carly Swan: Bob ROCK is a MUSIC producer?!

Black Sabbath to Christmas music, the Misplaced Tree Trunk, the Deep Spring

December 22, 2016

Eric came over at 6:30, so I had my parking pass ready. The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight. We talked about my life, Dad, Jon’s balance between “pastor life” and “music life,” John Tortorella, lamb, dumplings, snacks, ugly Christmas sweaters, his dietary restrictions (DAMN LUPUS!), sushi, Brian Burke’s “porcupine” hair, his relatives being in […]

Mr. Saturn joining Alinivar, titles, spells, Nicolas Cage and a winter monkey

December 18, 2016

COFFEE AND TEA TIME! Yes, there was definitely more snow overnight – FUCK THE SNOW! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 1 today; the game thankfully went to overtime thanks to Hansen, but Vancouver lost 4-3. John Tortorella had his 500th career win. Steph called right after the game ended to see how I’ve […]

Santa and dictionaries! / A Popsicle holder age test / Reindeer shitting

December 15, 2016

I left the apartment to scout out the sidewalks and bus route to the 401 / 407 bus routes. Thankfully, it was almost 100% free of snow and ice! Then I called Chrystal to confirm things: it’s good that she’s getting a ride tonight! From Candy, Rotten Ecards, and Janina: Santa has been reading your […]