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Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthurt, hahaha! / My ex was born on MISTAKE ISLAND!

October 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Calgary today at 5, and won 4-3 in a shootout… four wins in a row for the first time since the Sedins were on the ice! That’s right – it didn’t happen last season! Now I guess I should make a tiny amount of pasta for World Pasta Day today… […]

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! / Cat on toilet

October 16, 2019

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! From JP: A cat sitting in the toilet with a roll of toilet paper, giving you a WTF look!

Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

October 3, 2019

Hayley posted a “wings meetup” in the Sober Server… WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she’s a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that’s not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I’m not going to go to a hangout without a time, […]

Cletorius Aretha Fry in Virginia?! / Mistie Carlson?! / HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!

September 28, 2019

Darryl wanted back in the server, so of course I let him in. Nate was like, “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN? I have been trying for ages!” Well, I didn’t pressure him if that’s what you mean! I left at 2 (just missing an early 407) to go to Shoppers Drug […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?!

YES! / Tralisa, Lontay, Baylin, Dajour, Davante, Jamey, Aleisha, and Jasmyn?!

July 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From my ex-friend Jimmy: YES! WWE GIF! From Julie: Tralisa?! From Julie: Lontay?! From Julie: Dajour?! Reminds us both of the Soup Du Jour! From Julie: Baylin?! That reminds her of a bailiff, and reminds me of a bay leaf… From Julie: Davante?! From Julie: Jamey?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Jizyah Shorts?! / HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP FROM SINKING, EVEN THOUGH TORPEDOED?!

June 14, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I filled out a year-end satisfaction survey, and was home at 4:10 on a 407. Jizyah Shorts?! What the hell were her parents thinking?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP […]

I never repeat myself, so listen carefully! MUG! / Canucks mug! / Dorcas?!

May 30, 2019

My “I never repeat myself, so listen carefully” mug! My Canucks mug from white Eric for Christmas 2010! From Bored Panda: Dorcas was on JEOPARDY?!