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Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

Yleen Kennedy?! EILEEN! / St. John Barned-Smith?! DOG! / Kimberli A. Martin?!

May 15, 2019

Had sesame seed bagels with cream cheese, coffee, kiwi fruit, and pears for breakfast today. Deb opted to keep Elysse at home this morning, so we went to Costco after I checked on my place and grabbed a couple of things, including Alice’s FARTING ANIMALS coloring book. I even asked if I could do some […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! / THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

April 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 after being down 2-1. Even included an empty-netter and two goals by Pearson! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I AM CANADIAN! / THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?

March 27, 2019

From Julie M. and Only in Canada: It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I am Canadian. 7/01/13! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?!

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

Greg McKegg?! / Mehboob Hassan?! / SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

March 24, 2019

The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL. From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?! From my Endlessly […]