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Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Advertisements

Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?!

YES! / Tralisa, Lontay, Baylin, Dajour, Davante, Jamey, Aleisha, and Jasmyn?!

July 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From my ex-friend Jimmy: YES! WWE GIF! From Julie: Tralisa?! From Julie: Lontay?! From Julie: Dajour?! Reminds us both of the Soup Du Jour! From Julie: Baylin?! That reminds her of a bailiff, and reminds me of a bay leaf… From Julie: Davante?! From Julie: Jamey?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Jizyah Shorts?! / HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP FROM SINKING, EVEN THOUGH TORPEDOED?!

June 14, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I filled out a year-end satisfaction survey, and was home at 4:10 on a 407. Jizyah Shorts?! What the hell were her parents thinking?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP […]

I never repeat myself, so listen carefully! MUG! / Canucks mug! / Dorcas?!

May 30, 2019

My “I never repeat myself, so listen carefully” mug! My Canucks mug from white Eric for Christmas 2010! From Bored Panda: Dorcas was on JEOPARDY?!

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

Yleen Kennedy?! EILEEN! / St. John Barned-Smith?! DOG! / Kimberli A. Martin?!

May 15, 2019

Had sesame seed bagels with cream cheese, coffee, kiwi fruit, and pears for breakfast today. Deb opted to keep Elysse at home this morning, so we went to Costco after I checked on my place and grabbed a couple of things, including Alice’s FARTING ANIMALS coloring book. I even asked if I could do some […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!