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Archive for November 2015

Steph, 4-0 loss, Dick Paradise, Chalei / Chaniya / Kaylei / Chaz, Natalia Vagina

November 30, 2015

Steph called in the afternoon, so I called her back to update her on last night’s hot pot, Harmony / homeschooling, baby Fraser, our nephews, and more. She just wanted to know how I was doing with the ice and frost outside. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. Dick Paradise […]

Hot pot with lamb, broth, Fireball whiskey, and more! / Gum’s so great!

November 30, 2015

I left for Jeremy’s at 4:40, and stopped by Shoppers Drug Mart, where I bought a baby card for Melia / Angus, and a 150g box of After Eight dark and white chocolate mints for white Eric since I’d forgotten the Guylian box at home. By the time I got to Jeremy’s, it was at […]

Heavy metal Christmas, Anurag Dikshit, Mrs. Rape, Rusty Kuntz x2

November 29, 2015

Heavy metal Christmas: Ozzy Osbourne, Marilyn Manson, Kerry King, Dave Mustaine, James Hetfield (?), Corey Taylor, and someone else. Anurag Dikshit! Mrs. Rape is a kindergarten teacher! Rusty Kuntz used to play baseball for the Minnesota Twins! This Rusty Kuntz lives in Honolulu!

Xylophones and persimmons / Smart motherfuckers / Car trunks / Furniture shaking

November 28, 2015

I left in the frost for Harmony’s at 9 with my Santa hat; I was just in time for the Canada Line by being that person who held the doors open since someone with a bike had to get off the elevator before I got on! If he hadn’t had to do that, I’d have […]

Chrystal, Jesse, Dallas, Egyptian baby Facebook, Brandi Morehead, BJ Hardick

November 27, 2015

I saw that Jesse is now engaged to Patricia. Called Chrystal at work at 2:15 to see when we could meet up: Friday, December 11 at Broadway Station at 6:30 it is! (no more ANGRY BIRDS Advent calendar for you!) The Canucks played the Stars at 5:30 today; the game went to a crazy overtime […]

HOLIDAY WISHES 2015!

November 26, 2015

HOLIDAY WISHES 2015! It’s been an interesting year. I’ve been dealing with a breakup and its aftermath, but think I’m finally feeling better. I’ve been doing this for eleven years! 1. Christmas cards: Yay for mail which isn’t bills or junk! 2. Postcards! I like seeing stuff from around the world. 3. Stickers for me […]

Condoms, losing control, Johnny Dickshot, Filet Minyon, Israeli baby Facebook

November 26, 2015

Darren More added me to Facebook from the FEARSOME VANCOUVER CANUCKS FANS group last night, so that’s fine. The day I lost control! I’m not anti-social. I’m selectively social. There’s a difference. Condoms as Christmas ornaments! Crying boy! Johnny Dickshot was an outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates! Filet Minyon! An Israeli baby girl named Like […]

3-2 win over the Wild, SANTA’S SLAY, Phat Ho, Ok Suk Whang, Evelyn Sackrider

November 25, 2015

The Canucks played the Wild at 4 today, and barely managed to squeak out a 3-2 win! SANTA’S SLAY! Phat Ho! Ok Suk Whang! Evelyn Sackrider is a real estate agent!

Pulling and bending! / TAKE A DAMN SHOWER ALREADY! / Being safe under blankets!

November 24, 2015

I left for Harmony’s at 4:30, and just managed to get the 401. I must have just missed the 3 bus because I had to wait for 15 minutes for that bus. Dad thought I was late, but at least I got there before Harmony did! Hiero wanted to show me his blocks, while Ayler […]

Stayfree pads for Dad, awesome spelling, Tara Cherry, Tiny Kox, Harold Ballitch

November 24, 2015

From r/funny and Reddit: Stayfree pads for Dad for Father’s Day! From Julie and Grammarly: It’s awesome when you’re spelling a long word, expecting auto-correct to pitch in, and you realized that you NAILED IT. Tara Cherry is a gynecologist… Tiny Kox! Harold Ballitch is a doctor! Andre Muff! Coco Crisp!