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Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

December 23, 2019

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person – our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once. Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Wn-Wz (Wrathchild)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWobby’s Lurgy Cause: genetically-modified toothpaste Symptoms: sudden aversion to bright light, drooling, slightly crossed eyes Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWolfPup76osis Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: neck swelling, occasional metallic skin, dehydration Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for […]

Orangeade, tiger, bad Game 7 (Bruins win?!), priorities

May 13, 2013

High-scoring word of the day: TIGER (112 points) – against Alice P. [4W, two 2W] Bingo of the day: ORANGEADE (66 points) – against Alice P. Talked to Jim / Sam / Cody / Joe on Mumble this morning about online drama, bannings, alterego accounts, and articles on Fleury. Early in the afternoon, I talked […]

HOPPIER / Lore, Dacx, Kurgan, and Bane?! / “When you return fro”

March 15, 2013

High-scoring word of the night: HOPPIER [550 points; two 5W] – against Gabrielle L. When it comes to unusual baby names, Rhinos rugby star Jamie Jones-Buchanan tries harder than most. – “Bane is their fourth son, and comes after Lore, six; Dacx, five; and Kurgan, three; all named after film characters.” WTF, people?! His wife […]

Smelting / HOMIE IS AN INSULT! / Penalty shots and empty-netters 7-4!

March 14, 2013

High-scoring word of the day: SMELTING [5W] – against Alice P. Someone called me “homie” today, so I didn’t answer him – do I *look* like a black person or a gang member to you?! FUCK. What an insult! The Canucks played the Predators tonight. They started off well, with a 3-1 lead, but of […]

Zits, Stuart, FAINTING AT CHURCH, POSITIVE THOUGHTS, Jason and cheer

March 11, 2013

High-scoring words of the day: ZIT [204 points; 4W, 4L on Z] – against Alice P. Of course, Stuart is causing drama in a hockey group again. Good thing I have him blocked! This week, I actually got emails from the small group crew: Vicky’s bringing drinks, and I bet the group will use HER […]

THIEF / Time change / Toppled-over garbage cans?! / Cutting Room Floor

March 10, 2013

High-scoring word of the day: THIEF [4W, 3L on F] – against Alice P. Eric got me on FB messaging yesterday, and asked if I was going to church. WITH THE TIME CHANGE AND LOSING AN HOUR OF SLEEP?! NO WAY! Trying to go to bed on Daylight Savings Time night does NOT work. Cannot […]

Glaze and orations in Delta! / Mike B. cheering me up / Eccentricity

March 8, 2013

High-scoring words of the night: GLAZE [1700 points; two 5W, 4W] – against Judy S. DELTA [175 points; two 5W] – against Jan K. ORATION [200 points; two 5W] – against Gabrielle L. Had pork and beans after battling wireless network issues (the connection was going in and out) and computer slowness / restarts. Unfriended […]

MDSE, chasing people on scooters in the snow (dream), crap Wordscraper

February 20, 2013

MDSE hit me hard this month; I probably had over 12 hours of sleep! Also had a dream where my friends and I were chasing around a 30-year-old and a 40-year-old on scooters in the snow to the old church building. WEIRD. Got up at 1, and noticed that Vanessa had tried calling me; at […]