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Destany Arnold?! Zandore?! / Chinglish discussions! / Smaller wallets?!

February 5, 2018

Jon said that they don’t need me today, which is fine. Frees up an extra day! Went out at 12:15 on a 407 to London Drugs, where I bought one on-sale towel and four more $2 washcloths (because I hadn’t started my laundry yet from the last time I bought them last week), some on-sale […]

Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Larthan Delaponte, Marlee Youngkin, Marque Kalifa, Per Kristian Brastad

November 11, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0, thanks to TWO empty-net goals and one penalty shot in the last two minutes of the game. Dammit, refs! I did laundry tonight, too. From Not Always Right: Larthan Delaponte?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Marlee Youngkin?! Sounds like something that […]

Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge Connoisseur brandy beans! Got home at […]

The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]

Allard Jan van Marle?! / Brexet, Thaliam, Prairie, Pimpley?! / Genevra Fey?!

October 26, 2017

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and won 6-2! From Not Always Learning: Allard Jan van Marle?! Reminds me of lard / Lard, and Marle from CHRONO TRIGGER! From Reddit: Hi, I am having twins, a boy and a girl. I wanna find names for them: Thaliam, Fanlia, Evalater, Rainleigh, Aimeigh Leigh (Amy […]

Kiki Lee Badman, Dasanti Wimalaratne, Franka Hensen, Ieuan Evans, Non Thomas

October 24, 2017

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and won 1-0! From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Badman?! Reminds me of BATMAN! From Not Always Romantic: Dasanti Wimalaratne?! That definitely reminds me of Dasani water, hahaha! From Not Always Learning: Franka Hensen?! Stretch it out a bit and it could be Frankenstein! Ieuan Evans and […]

Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

October 20, 2017

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?! From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?! From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin… From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn’t his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

SECRET LOVE TRICKS?! / 11.3 kg of frozen food heaven! / Peanut butter cups!

September 21, 2017

After taking a nap today, I noticed that Tryanna from Pathways had called me again a couple of times, and I was able to get through to her after a couple of attempts on my end. She wanted to change tomorrow’s appointment to Monday because of possible staffing issues: sure, why not? I can be […]