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MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

A silver dragon with a skull sword! / Twins Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

May 12, 2018

I showered today. A silver dragon with a skull sword! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: These twins were named Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

FIVE power play goals?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 7! / La Casa MESICO Restaurant?!

February 20, 2018

Kurt W. added me on Facebook from Discord and Youtube… woohoo! Victor Lee unfriended me, but whatever. The Canucks played the Avalanche at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Avs won 5-4 on their FIFTH power play goal?! UGH! I needed some brain time off, so I’m glad I got that today! […]

Destany Arnold?! Zandore?! / Chinglish discussions! / Smaller wallets?!

February 5, 2018

Jon said that they don’t need me today, which is fine. Frees up an extra day! Went out at 12:15 on a 407 to London Drugs, where I bought one on-sale towel and four more $2 washcloths (because I hadn’t started my laundry yet from the last time I bought them last week), some on-sale […]

Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Larthan Delaponte, Marlee Youngkin, Marque Kalifa, Per Kristian Brastad

November 11, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0, thanks to TWO empty-net goals and one penalty shot in the last two minutes of the game. Dammit, refs! I did laundry tonight, too. From Not Always Right: Larthan Delaponte?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Marlee Youngkin?! Sounds like something that […]

Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge Connoisseur brandy beans! Got home at […]