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Happy sloth Valentine’s Day! / Colons, sentences, and sandwiches!

February 11, 2020

I got to stay home today due to sickness! From Julie and Sloth Hilda: Happy Valentine’s Day with a heart-shaped balloon! From Julie Warren and Mick Lee: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Here’s an example. Jana ate her friend’s sandwich. Jana ate her friend’s colon.

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Halee Rathgeber?! Like Hall-Ee or Halle Berry?! BAD HALEY SPELLING!

December 2, 2019

From Youtube: Halee Rathgeber?! If you are going to spell it that way, pronounce it like Halle Berry does, not as HAILEY or HALEY. BAD SPELLING! It also makes me think of Gerber.

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

Half.com, Oregon?! / Tiahleigh Alyssa Rose Palmer?! TARP! Anagram of TRAP!

October 24, 2019

The cleaners came again today at 5:40 via bus from New Westminster after rescheduling phone calls and texts to and from me and Harmony and them. They had a huge suitcase full of cleaners and stuff! After the couple cleaned the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen (and under the sink – outside and not inside?!), and living […]

Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! / Re’Mano Campbell?! APOSTROPHE!

August 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry tonight. From Youtube: Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! From Youtube: Re’Mano Campbell SENIOR, whose nickname is the juvenile Ray-Ray?! His sister-in-law is called Satania, too… and I always misread it as RE’MARIO.

Loacker wafers, Lee Kum Kee, chips galore, Mountain Rain x2, new password pain

July 24, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – August 22, 2018), NEW on-sale original I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, lots of on-sale Western Family items (chips x9 / pudding cups x3 / frozen vegetables / […]

Pridewing Wyvern dragon poop! / Natalee Holloway?! / Stephany Flores Ramirez?!

July 1, 2019

From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT has a poop-themed quest about killing Pridewing Wyvern dragons! From Reddit: Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores Ramirez?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE AND STEPHANIE! Guess the killer Joran van der Sloot had a type…

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]