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Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

Half.com, Oregon?! / Tiahleigh Alyssa Rose Palmer?! TARP! Anagram of TRAP!

October 24, 2019

The cleaners came again today at 5:40 via bus from New Westminster after rescheduling phone calls and texts to and from me and Harmony and them. They had a huge suitcase full of cleaners and stuff! After the couple cleaned the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen (and under the sink – outside and not inside?!), and living […]

Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! / Re’Mano Campbell?! APOSTROPHE!

August 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry tonight. From Youtube: Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! From Youtube: Re’Mano Campbell SENIOR, whose nickname is the juvenile Ray-Ray?! His sister-in-law is called Satania, too… and I always misread it as RE’MARIO.

Loacker wafers, Lee Kum Kee, chips galore, Mountain Rain x2, new password pain

July 24, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – August 22, 2018), NEW on-sale original I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, lots of on-sale Western Family items (chips x9 / pudding cups x3 / frozen vegetables / […]

Pridewing Wyvern dragon poop! / Natalee Holloway?! / Stephany Flores Ramirez?!

July 1, 2019

From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT has a poop-themed quest about killing Pridewing Wyvern dragons! From Reddit: Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores Ramirez?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE AND STEPHANIE! Guess the killer Joran van der Sloot had a type…

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]

The T-Rexorcist / 250-million-year-old salt in 2019! / Pharaohs and waterslides!

November 26, 2018

From Julie: Little-known historical fact: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed because they believed there would be countless waterslides in the afterlife. From Julie: The T-Rexorcist… because dinosaurs make everything better! From Julie: Just my luck! 250 million-year-old salt, and it expires next year on January 20, 2019!

Brayla, A’Voyn, Calea, and Armani?! / This isn’t the time to use the Drago Fang!

November 7, 2018

From Julie: Brayla?! From Julie: A’Voyn?! Reminds me of AVOINE, the French word for OATMEAL! From Julie: Mike is obviously fine, but CALEA?! Bad spelling of Kaili or Kaylee! How about Armani?! THREE DRAGO FANGS! By inputting the MOTHER 3 Code cheat 0200429F:AF, you can modify Duster’s 16th item to be Flint’s Drago Fang. I […]