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Archive for the ‘morbid’ Category

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Serial killer sweatshirt – awesome! / Boiling and freezing water for pasta!

February 16, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 4:10 for on-sale Tabasco sauce x3, an on-sale Russell Stover praline chocolates assortment in a heart ($24.99 to $7.99?!), an on-sale Laura Secord peanut-free chocolate assortment, a Kit-Kat Senses hazelnut chocolate assortment, Goldfish x3 (Nacho / Pizza / Slammin’ Sour Cream and Onion), and Indomie Mi Goreng chips x4. […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

People, horror movies, and makeup! / READ and LEAD rhyme… or maybe not?!

January 28, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Emily Harris FINALLY replied to my Facebook message from the 16th (making it TWELVE DAYS) confirming that she is indeed Kurt’s girlfriend, and saying that she recognized my name from Scary Mysteries on Youtube / Discord. Yes, that is right! I’m also glad we finally found each other, and […]

Staying silent and not being enraged, 666 PMS license plate, bodies in car trunk

January 19, 2019

I showered today (an index card fell into the toilet from the bathroom counter?!), then called Eric about a ride tomorrow to church because of Hiero’s glow-in-the-dark bowling birthday party. (Deb had emailed to say that I know mornings are a challenge for them and she’s teaching Sunday School tomorrow in any event) When he […]

Laundry today or naked tomorrow! / Friendship is like pissing your pants!

January 14, 2019

I was out of my place at 5:20 when Deb called to see if it was a good time to pick me up on the way to grab the kids from wherever they were after school. Sure, why not? We went to Hugh Boyd where Declan was; Dylan had picked Elysse up earlier since he’d […]

STEALING JOY?! / THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! / 25 PLACENTA RECIPES?! / FOOD AND SPERM?!

April 4, 2018

Phoebe Cheng from Awana unfriended me on Facebook – not a big deal, really. STEALING JOY?! THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! 25 PLACENTA RECIPES: Easy and Delicious recipes for cooking with placenta?! (credit: Cuya’s Discord server) FOOD AND SPERM: Tell me how you eat, and I’ll tell you how your sperms are?! Yes, I know diet affects […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 30, DEATH WISH COFFEE, the same bed-head as always

March 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 30! From Julie: DEATH WISH COFFEE! Lucas checks out his reflection in the mirror at his grandfather Alec’s house in the MOTHER 3 prologue. “The same bed-head as always.”

Creepy Easter Bunny 14! / Chinese New Year stickers 5! / Burying your stress!

March 2, 2018

I blocked Tommy because he was being totally obtuse and thought that I was being a hypocritical judgmental sexist bitch. He’s the one who upsets Jimmy and Helen, seemingly without realizing what he did wrong! The Canucks played the Predators at 7 tonight – the game went to overtime, and Nashville won 43 seconds into […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]