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Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Orrtam is easier than Autumn?!/ Lester C. Madden! / Zombie, body, and mind

January 26, 2018

I called Barry at 9:30, he called me back at 10 to say he hadn’t listened to my message (SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF MY LEAVING ONE?!), and we were on our way at 11. At least I got my banking done and got a rescheduled food shopping appointment at 11 AM on Thursday the […]

Kinky Friedman, the four levels of insanity, Jerry N. Buckner, a zombie expiring

January 21, 2018

From The Federalist Papers: Kinky Friedman was a government speaker?! From Candy: The four levels of insanity! Talk to self, argues with self, loses argument with self, is no longer speaking to self. From Julie: Jerry N. Buckner logged on and logged off on his gravestone! A zombie shows up at the health club. The […]

Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! / Zombies rolling eyes! / Covering up poop sounds!

January 20, 2018

From Julie: Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! This zombie says, “Don’t roll your eyes at me!!” to another zombie. From We Love To Laugh: Bathroom tip! Discreetly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs.

Visual Anatomy Limited chocolates, unloquacious expressions, chicken horror show

January 15, 2018

A sick Jon asked me this morning if I still wanted to make it to his place since his student had cancelled yet another Monday lesson (which I did), and then wanted to know if I could make it on Thursday from 3:30-4:30 since Harmony is working then instead of next Monday because she wants […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]