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Archive for the ‘morbid’ Category

NO TRESPASSING! WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES! sign / Shedrick Bennett?!

January 2, 2020

I went out at 10:30 on a 401 to go to the Bay to get more on-sale Jockey underwear x3 (too many accidents), then to London Drugs to get an on-sale Reese’s holiday tray assortment with peanut butter bells / Santas / miniatures, a pack of 3 Scrub Daddy Sponge Daddy sponges, an Evercare mesh […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

A salt rifle for $999! / Peculiar, Missouri?! / Nathson, Nathina, and Torrence?!

November 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:05 on a 401 for my appointment with Dr. Ruby (which was not exactly informative – but I did get my prescription renewed), but I had to hurry back after wasting time at the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy after not being able to find Advent calendars or dumplings! […]

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

Nothing, Arizona?! / Hitchhikers and serial killers / Bruce Careless in the lab?!

November 16, 2019

I went shopping at London Drugs at 3:25, just managing to get the 401. Got NEW on-sale Trophy Big Red butter toffee peanuts / Cajun Trail Mix peanuts, light blue GOODY toothbrush covers x2, Speed Stick deodorant x2 (Glacier / Sport… one for my trip, which Steph booked so I leave at noon, which means […]

Muff, Donegal, Ireland?! / Hummingbirds and woodpeckers / Messiah Booker?!

November 15, 2019

Steph sent me a Facebook message wondering if December 19 to January 1 was okay for the Ontario trip, or if I had New Year’s Eve parties back home to attend, saying that she and Lisa have low-key New Year’s celebrations themselves. That’s actually great, since she thinks the airports won’t be too crazy on […]

No Name, Colorado?! / Tinkerbell hanging herself / Dick Dietz and baseball?!

November 14, 2019

No Name, Colorado?! From Janina: It’s supposed to say “Dream.” The shadow says “Die” and looks like Tinkerbell hung herself. Dick Dietz played for the Braves?!

Gap, Pennsylvania?! / Burying a dollar store skeleton! / Whaiti Albert?!

November 13, 2019

Gap, Pennsylvania?! From Janina: I’m burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck. Should be funny in 30 years when the next guy is rebuilding it. From This is True: Whaiti Albert?!

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!