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Cari Lang Hairapist and Fuk Mi Sushi Seafood Buffet?! / Unvaccinated children!

March 9, 2020

I showered today before going out briefly at 8:15 on a 407 to get bulk pads x2 at London Drugs, which is of course sold out of hand sanitizer. They seemed to have a decent supply of toilet paper and Wet ones and other Lysol / Clorox products, though. Got home just now at 8:40 […]

NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I DO! / Chicken and Broccoli pasta!

March 5, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I kill people! Knorr Chicken and Broccoli pasta Sidekicks!

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

Prayer, guns, meeting God, and trespassing! / Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup!

March 3, 2020

This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster! GUNS! Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s Soup It Forward Day today on March 3!

Terminating Rishu, Document Destruction, fire restroom exit, Blenz teddy bear

February 14, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to Knightsbridge at 10:45 AM on a 414 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 12 noon, which meant that it took up three hours of my day AGAIN since it was way past Cambie and Jacombs! I had made up my mind to terminate our professional relationship […]

Chee Yang?! / Wind Gap and Bath are in Pennsylvania?! / Killing with kindness

February 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME after showering and doing laundry! I need a new ZIPPERED laundry bag because my slipper socks FALL OUT of the blue Evercare mesh laundry bag every time! UGH! The Canucks played the Wild today at 5, and lost 4-2. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Chee Yang?! Looks like a normal Chinese name, […]

Romantic sacrifice candles, girl Mickey, Tyheem, Felica, Q girl, Deshauwn, Teron

February 3, 2020

From Janina: Guy says, “Aww, babe, look at you. Getting romantic with all of these candles.” Me: “First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.” From Julie: Cindy is fine, but Mickey for a girl?! Plus Tyheem?! From Julie: Johnny is obviously fine, but Felica?! So close, yet so far… BAD SPELLING OF FELICIA! Felica […]

GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

January 29, 2020

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

NO TRESPASSING! WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES! sign / Shedrick Bennett?!

January 2, 2020

I went out at 10:30 on a 401 to go to the Bay to get more on-sale Jockey underwear x3 (too many accidents), then to London Drugs to get an on-sale Reese’s holiday tray assortment with peanut butter bells / Santas / miniatures, a pack of 3 Scrub Daddy Sponge Daddy sponges, an Evercare mesh […]