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Gap, Pennsylvania?! / Burying a dollar store skeleton! / Whaiti Albert?!

November 13, 2019

Gap, Pennsylvania?! From Janina: I’m burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck. Should be funny in 30 years when the next guy is rebuilding it. From This is True: Whaiti Albert?!

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!

Witless Bay, Newfoundland?! / Chilling like a villain! / Taffany Shipp?! BAD SPELLING!

November 8, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Waiting for Auntie Bessy at Kam Do Bakery this morning proved to be a waste of 40 minutes all told. Good thing I just managed to get the 401 on the way there and the 407 on the way back, getting home at 9:40 AM when I’d left at 8:50 AM! Ugh! […]

Not keeping calm when hockey’s on! / Bitchfield, England?! / Starring on SNAPPED

November 3, 2019

Today is National Sandwich Day! 😀 I had to change the clock an hour back – UGH! Shaw had a five-hour outage at Minoru Park – DOUBLE UGH! I survived by napping (had a dream that I couldn’t get out of bed and the electricity was finicky), reading TRUTH TRIVIA AND THE PURSUIT OF FACTINESS […]

My body is a temple! / Abusing the REPORT button! / Error: Request too large?

September 23, 2019

Since my vanilla Nivea lotion with almond oil pump decided to go down again, I went to London Drugs at 4:30 on a 407. I got NEW De Ruiter Dutch Speculaas cookies, NEW Jergen’s Cherry Almond lotion, store brand Ziploc bags x2, and Dare Cookie Butter cookies. At least I got back home at 5:50 […]

How did this man drown? / Nameless, Tennessee?! / Ness and random Magicant bird

September 19, 2019

9/19/19 is also a palindrome date! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 6 in Preseason Game #4, and won 6-1 with goals from six different players! During the first intermission, I tried making online reservations for the Cactus Club on Saturday, but was thwarted because 7 PM was not an available time, so I had […]

Steele Fortress?! / Cookie Sherron Jacobson?! / NO NAME being a Canada gem!

September 19, 2019

9/19/19 is also a palindrome date! It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Since Rishu wanted to change our appointment to a phone call because she’s sick (which worked for the hockey schedule and my not rushing to make it home in time), I went out at 12:30 on a 401 and went to Boston […]

Christon and Alice’s wedding! / Damn extroverts! / Four Winds, Rocanini’s, Kirin

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up at 12:05 for the wedding. Chinese Eric had texted him “hey” and nothing else, so Eric asked me to see what was up with that. Apparently, he’d asked him whether he’d picked me up yet. The wedding was very religious and traditional on […]

Timmothy Pitzen?! / Jared Spurgeon?! / Keon Barnum?! / Oshane Ximenes?!

August 5, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Timmothy Pitzen?! BAD SPELLING OF TIMOTHY! Jared Spurgeon?! Keon Barnum?! Osane Ximines?!

Brittney Beers went missing?! / Byron Bitz used to play for the Canucks?!

August 1, 2019

After my intake session with Rishu at Touchstone at 3 (leaving at 2:20 on a 401), I went shopping at the Dollar Tree / London Drugs / Big Crazy after killing time at the Richmond Public Market beforehand. I got Hunt’s Snack Packs pudding cups x5 (vanilla / ice cream sandwich / butterscotch / lemon […]