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McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Penistone Paramount, England?! / Burning bodies at home! / Thumbs-up clock!

July 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Uncle Andrew’s office to reschedule my appointment tomorrow till next Friday (so I had time to take a shower for today AND revise my blog drafts), I left at 2:30 on a 401 for my appointment at 3 with King-Lok at Touchstone. Buswell was hard to find! […]

Father’s Day dinner / Police K9 biting a guy!

June 16, 2019

After SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out to Kwong Chow at 4:50 because I had to go to a Father’s Day dinner. I was in time for the 401, at least. Ended up JUST missing a couple of 25 buses at King Edward, but whatever. I was prepared to walk from 25th to […]

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Serial killer sweatshirt – awesome! / Boiling and freezing water for pasta!

February 16, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 4:10 for on-sale Tabasco sauce x3, an on-sale Russell Stover praline chocolates assortment in a heart ($24.99 to $7.99?!), an on-sale Laura Secord peanut-free chocolate assortment, a Kit-Kat Senses hazelnut chocolate assortment, Goldfish x3 (Nacho / Pizza / Slammin’ Sour Cream and Onion), and Indomie Mi Goreng chips x4. […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

People, horror movies, and makeup! / READ and LEAD rhyme… or maybe not?!

January 28, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Emily Harris FINALLY replied to my Facebook message from the 16th (making it TWELVE DAYS) confirming that she is indeed Kurt’s girlfriend, and saying that she recognized my name from Scary Mysteries on Youtube / Discord. Yes, that is right! I’m also glad we finally found each other, and […]

Staying silent and not being enraged, 666 PMS license plate, bodies in car trunk

January 19, 2019

I showered today (an index card fell into the toilet from the bathroom counter?!), then called Eric about a ride tomorrow to church because of Hiero’s glow-in-the-dark bowling birthday party. (Deb had emailed to say that I know mornings are a challenge for them and she’s teaching Sunday School tomorrow in any event) When he […]

Laundry today or naked tomorrow! / Friendship is like pissing your pants!

January 14, 2019

I was out of my place at 5:20 when Deb called to see if it was a good time to pick me up on the way to grab the kids from wherever they were after school. Sure, why not? We went to Hugh Boyd where Declan was; Dylan had picked Elysse up earlier since he’d […]