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A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

1586 Catherine Wheel vs. 2017 fidget spinner! / Kris P, Bacon?! / Fanny Warts?!

June 16, 2017

Since I got up at 7 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I had to call Shaw since unplugging and plugging both my modem and router back in did not work for some reason. It turned out that I’d inadvertently unplugged the “send / receive” cable or wire from the Motorola modem; […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

Let’s kill people! / Kung Fu-like hairstyles! / Falling in love with Poo!

April 6, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. From Julie: “Are you okay?” “Nope.” “Me either.. Let’s kill people.” In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, “That Kung Fu-like hairstyle! You look so cool!” […]

Lotion in the basket / Jackie Dragon! / Norfolk mace! / Saturn hurricane Giygas

April 5, 2017

I discovered redrum today. From Engrish.com and TheZombieRiot.com: A candy conversation heart saying, “Now it places the lotion in the basket”! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES with Dennis Farina: Jackie Dragon! From Discord: A Norfolk mace! From Reddit: This hurricane over Saturn looks like Giygas.

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]