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Roses and white wine, pixelated Doge, basic Doge, Puritan Valentine’s Day cards

February 12, 2020

The Canucks played Chicago tonight at 7:30, and won 3-0. They even got an empty-netter! It was the Sedin jersey retirement game! The ceremony was awesome – John Shorthouse, Dave Nonis, Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, Mike Gillis, Marc Crawford, Alex Burrows, Jannik Hansen, and so many others! The twins definitely sent their well-wishes to Jay […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Caril Ann Fugate?! / Niqui McCown?! / Coty Beaver and Gelareh Bagherzadeh?!

December 23, 2019

The Canucks played the Oilers tonight at 7, and s. Caril Ann Fugate?! BAD SPELLING OF CAROL! From Youtube: Niqui McCown?! BAD SPELLING OF NICKI OR NIKKI… how do you get that as a nickname for Marilyn, anyway? Oh, NICOLE is one of her middle names. She doesn’t even look black, but the dude with […]

My evil siblings hijacked my Facebook in 2011 – YIKES! / Miraynda Salinas?!

December 5, 2019

I went to do the dishes in February 2011 at a family dinner, and came back to this on my Facebook timeline. Thanks, evil siblings! From Youtube: Miraynda Salinas?! BAD SPELLING OF MIRANDA!

Muff, Donegal, Ireland?! / Hummingbirds and woodpeckers / Messiah Booker?!

November 15, 2019

Steph sent me a Facebook message wondering if December 19 to January 1 was okay for the Ontario trip, or if I had New Year’s Eve parties back home to attend, saying that she and Lisa have low-key New Year’s celebrations themselves. That’s actually great, since she thinks the airports won’t be too crazy on […]

Rainbow Chips Ahoy! / Excel Night Chill, Extreme, Fuse, Charge, Voltage! / Suave

September 21, 2019

I left at 11:20 on a 407 to go to London Drugs to get new scissors. I couldn’t find Scotch scissors or Ekco kitchen scissors, so I got Kortari kitchen scissors instead while getting some NEW Tazo Chai Tea for National Chai Day today on September 21. Got home at 12:05 on a 407, and […]

Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England?! / HOW TO WRITE WHILE YOU SLEEP?!

September 16, 2019

9/16/19 is also a palindrome date! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2:15 to see Dr. Ruby at 2:45. Ugh, they can’t just do a referral by phone?! I was confused when the 410 detoured way down Alderbridge instead of going on No. 3 Road – ugh, MORE construction! I encountered a […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave in MOTHER 3: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7!

April 10, 2019

Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave: Chapter 1 yellow flowers with Flint and Alec! Abbot and Abbey are by the grave after Hinawa’s funeral – I did not know this! “A bouquet of flowers, offered to everyone’s beloved Hinawa.” Abbot, Abbey, Flint, Alec, Isaac, Nichol, Richie, Thomas, Lisa, and Bateau are around the MILF gravestone. Sunflowers by […]