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A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! / Solo Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 3, 2017

From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. “I can do it… but why do I feel so wretched?”

Expensive engagement rings, calling the police, Millie-Ribbon and Molly-Robbin?!

June 1, 2017

I went out at 2:40 to get more on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu Six Bean Medley cans at Shoppers Drug Mart as long as they’re still 99 cents! The pharmacist next door recognized me and waved at me, so we chatted briefly while waiting for the light to change. Yeah, Richmond smells like shit again […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Kiplyn Davis, shits and giggles, a cow waiting for the MOTHER 3 highway washroom

May 15, 2017

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?! From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, “Get to the back […]

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Castrating a bull, Past Niiue, Future Niiue, Flying Men, Flying Men gravestones

January 27, 2017

I called Steph at 6:20 so we could figure out a date and time for me to visit them. While we were talking about Feb. 5 at noon (which works according to Translink), SLB, and surprising Mike / Sandy / Ruth in Hamilton, Fraser was babbling and saying “ma-ma.” I knew I might regret it […]

BOZOBOUND Enemies, #1-168!

December 1, 2016

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. THIS GAME IS BROKEN! There is no Sky Runner, and you can’t get to the Cave of the Past the normal way. You need to go to the edge of Chao Valley and use Walk-Through-Walls to get to the Cave of the Past! Then you can’t defeat […]

Gary Woods doing woodwork?! / Empty MOTHER 3 spells?! / Coffee makes me poop!

October 4, 2016

Gary Woods does woodwork?! What do you mean, I have an empty MOTHER 3 spell?! Also, why do all the fights lag?! Could it be a code?! The ones I don’t need are all disabled… OH WAIT! I FORGOT TO DISABLE THE MAX MONEY CODE! THAT’S IT! From Julie: A coffee mug that says “Coffee […]

The Sedin twins’ art skills, nerfpunk, being nice to me, anger management

September 23, 2016

I called Hester at 2:15 to get laundry tokens (March 23, 2016), after having to find the phone number myself inside or outside the building because I had somehow failed to note it down while switching notebooks a while ago. She wasn’t available to do that (yet was answering her phone?!), so said she’d call […]