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Surender Nada?! / Deaf Leopard, getting older, Hangman as public execution

August 26, 2019

Today is National Toilet Paper Day! I showered today after making tentative plans with Donald from the V4F server to have dinner somewhere in Richmond. We picked No. 9 Restaurant at 7 (I got there at 7:05), which was convenient for sure! Talked about Grand Prairie, working on the line, his cousin, server drama with […]

Popping toys and laughter! / Books and blocks / Shoplifters will be prostituted!

August 13, 2019

I finally called Chimo’s Housing Connect this morning at 9:15. Nancy is on sick leave, but I got an appointment with their housing manager Sue next Tuesday at 11:30 AM. After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids again. Jon messaged me at […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

Rhuheem, Laquita, Bentlee, Venus, Kyrstin, Isiah, Sahar, Aziz, and AJ Kant?!

May 18, 2019

I did laundry today. From Julie: Rhuheem?! It is RAHIM, not Rhuheem! Gross! From Julie: Laquita?! From Julie: Bentlee?! From Julie: Venus?! I once knew someone named Venus Leung at VCEFC… then there is the minor EARTHBOUND character, the Fourside singer! From Julie: Kyrstin?! BAD SPELLING of Kristin or Kirsten?! From Julie: Michael is fine […]

Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

Lena blocking me?! / HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON bedsheets / Always being yourself

March 19, 2019

What the fuck?! I discovered that Lena blocked me on both my main accounts after knowing me for four years! She knows very well that I’m Facebook friends with Robin, and we’d been discussing Jimmy and bad relationships before this. No indication that things were uncomfortable for her! I guess we didn’t have a great […]

JIMMY! / Harmoniee Vance, Janyce Mohammed, Montrece Browder, Danni Little?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! I also blocked Jimmy AGAIN because he reminds me of Mike in the little things, among other stuff that happened. MORE FREEDOM TO DO PROJECTS AND SLEEP! From Julie: Harmoniee Vance?! From Julie: Janyce Mohammed?! BAD SPELLING of Janice! From Julie: Montrece Browder?! From Julie: Danni Little was on CHEATERS?! Just […]