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Archive for May 2017

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

George Foreman and his children, customers wanting receipts, Kefka and darkness

May 31, 2017

From Reddit: George Foreman named some of his kids Freeda George, Georgetta, George Edward II, George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, and George Edward VI?! From James: Asks customer if they want receipt. Customer says no. Customer really wants receipt. What?! Kefka in Mysidia after getting all the Espers and Crystal Shards: […]

Hearing ears and mouths, Gavin Danger / Everley Darling Russell, a MARIO room

May 31, 2017

I noticed that Chinese Eric – of all people – had called me at 7 last night, so of course I called him back and got his voicemail. Oh well. Then Barry called me to see whether I’d fixed my computer speakers yet. Yes, I had. Now that’s enough people interaction for me currently! From […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Ojevwe Naomi Odjegba, Quierra Alessi, Raven Hurst-Whelan, Remington Bridgeman

May 30, 2017

Since I was up at 5:45 AM (ugh), it was COFFEE TIME! After a nap and such later, I went out at 4:30 (just missing the 401 and just managing to get the C94 instead) to go to the Apple Store at Richmond Centre to hopefully finish my WORMS tagging on Facebook since it just […]

BBQ beef brisket in a sourdough bun, an army war tank, Baramos and innards

May 29, 2017

From Candy: Her friend Gord once made these beef brisket sandwiches on some awesome sourdough buns for a BBQ. From Wesley: An army war tank! Baramos to the DRAGON WARRIOR III party: “Thou wilt regret thy coming indeed! You shall be dead for good, for I wilt surely feast on thine innards!”

Toxic Sludge and dragon waste, Friday Smith, Bergman Oswell, Bertil Gralvik

May 29, 2017

Cyan, Edgar, Locke, and Celes are inside the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Magitek Research Facility in Vector. They pick up Toxic Sludge as treasure from the Proto Armor enemies inside. I was curious as to what this was, so I looked in the Items menu. It covers enemies with dragon waste?! HAHAHAHA, THAT […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Speakers! / Judging people on spelling, doing a great job, raping me and robbery

May 28, 2017

Eric M. called at 10:50 to say he’d be here ten minutes later to help me with my inadvertently unplugged speakers. He found some black wire with a green plug somewhere in back of my computer tower, which had been the problem. Then he plugged some things into the back of the computer tower, fixed […]

Arborio rice and mushroom risotto, emotions, the path to success, Jarome Iginla

May 27, 2017

I once showed my ex-friend Laura C. this picture of arborio rice being used in mushroom risotto! From Reddit and Robin Grille’s HEART TO HEART PARENTING: Time and time again, children are heavily reprimanded for committing the offense of crying or being angry. Let’s get this straight: emotions are not bad behavior. Emotions don’t hurt […]