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Pigmask tickling Mr. Saturn’s underarms / Monkeys sitting on the toilet!

April 16, 2018

At 9 AM, I called the nearby medical clinic to see when their walk-in hours are; they’d changed them in the months since I’d been there last. Now they’re on Tuesdays and Fridays from 9:30 to 1:30, and are by appointment only; I can live with that for now, so I made one for tomorrow. […]

Ceramide, taurine, arginine, glycerin, L’Oreal, Popcorners, and Scrub Daddy!

March 19, 2018

I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to London Drugs since I got my tax refund in my bank account. Mailed an Easter card and assorted stickers to Fraser and Henry, and mailed a birthday card to Vanessa in Langley. I got two small reusable bags and one large reusable bag (all with the […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

White Eric’s 36th birthday! / Passive-aggressive Facebook posting! / Body wash!

September 3, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:40 to get to Jeremy’s for white Eric’s birthday dinner in the HOT weather! I managed to get a 99 bus that dropped me right in front of Kingsgate Mall, but the transit security officer said that I should wait two seconds for the bus to stop. Yeah, I […]

No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]

My 2016 family birthday celebration at Boston Pizza! / Worcestershire Sauce!

September 18, 2016

Steph called at 3:30 to see whether we could just meet at 5:45, which was fine by me. I told her about Ayler wanting to go home with me to Richmond (I don’t have a stroller for him to sit in when he’d get tired from walking “long” distances at 9-9:30 PM!), and also about […]

Luminous body wash! / Harry Beard / Prissy?! / The first rule of Thesaurus Club!

April 16, 2016

EARTHBOUND walkthrough with commentary by Yoshiller – much better than 20 minutes of fanart at the end of a stream or fractured English, as in the Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream! I cancelled on Harmony again last night (via Facebook message this time) as I’m just barely beginning to feel better. Then I went to Shoppers […]

Master List of Stuff I Have Banned From This Apartment!

April 10, 2016

This is a master list of all the things I’ve banned from my life and apartment. Powdered laundry detergent: Too many detergent clumps all over my black laundry! PaperMate pens: The pens refuse to work half the time! Michelina’s Appetito bowls: They spill in the microwave! Western Family / Save-On Foods cheesecakes: They apparently have […]

Colds and magnets / Dial Marula Oil Miracle Oil body wash / Red Dragon artwork!

April 9, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:20 AM (just managing to get the bus) with my leftover Maltesers and some white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups in Ziploc bags, and only remembered it when Ayler wanted to go into my bag. When I got to the house about an hour later, Ayler was looking pretty blotchy […]

No more Lever 2000 body washes! / Napoleon Einstein / Anal Singh / Chip Munk

April 5, 2016

I’m not buying any more Lever 2000 body washes because I can’t open them now for some reason! Napoleon Einstein?! Anal Singh?! Chip Munk?!