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No Eric Ho, shopping cart SALE, Magnum ice cream galore, and Maynards popsicles!

July 11, 2019

I took a shower, did some laundry, and had COFFEE TIME before Eric Ho texted me to cancel the BC Lions-Edmonton Eskimos hangout since he had to to stay at work till 7:30 or so. (he COULD say no, but maybe not!) “Are you coming? Yes or no.” “Yeah, I have to stay a bit […]

Samyang Carbo noodles! / Lays wasabi, numb hot pot, kimchi, and cucumber!

June 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and fielding an email and phone call involving King-Lok and Touchstone (for next Wednesday?!), I left at 3 on a 401 for my dental appointment at 4 with Sean. Discussed Crest GUM Detoxify toothpaste, Uncle Andrew, Invisalign, insurance, and coming in next week for fillings on three cavities. Later, I decided to […]

Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Eyeball ultrasound follow-up! / Obama and Putin needing Dr. Phil?!

October 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:15 so we could finally go to Dr. Wise’s office downtown for my eyeball ultrasound follow-up: MORE PAPERWORK AND APPOINTMENTS! We discussed my nephews, therapy, serial killers using white vans, Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, Paul Bernardo, BTK, and more. When I got home at 12:25 […]

Green tea ice cream, Fulum mooncake, Cheetos BAG OF BONES snacks, and more!

September 26, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got half-price JOY dumplings x8 (Pork and Tri-Treasure, Lamb and Onion, Pork and Vegetable, Pork and Chive – saving $1 per bag over Big Crazy), Cheetos Bag of Bones white cheddar Halloween snacks, on-sale Dial […]

Nakeyia Rhodes, Tyshika Askins, Donielle Gaines, Shajuana Ross

August 1, 2018

CHOCOLATE AND JIM BATHROOM REPLACEMENTS GALORE AGAIN, and today’s date is a palindrome: 8/1/18! I showered and did laundry. Then I went out in the cooled-down weather (no more heatwave!) at 2:45 on a 401 so I could get these things from London Drugs: replacement Secret thin bamboo socks, on-sale Dial Mountain Fresh soap, on-sale […]

Pigmask tickling Mr. Saturn’s underarms / Monkeys sitting on the toilet!

April 16, 2018

At 9 AM, I called the nearby medical clinic to see when their walk-in hours are; they’d changed them in the months since I’d been there last. Now they’re on Tuesdays and Fridays from 9:30 to 1:30, and are by appointment only; I can live with that for now, so I made one for tomorrow. […]

Ceramide, taurine, arginine, glycerin, L’Oreal, Popcorners, and Scrub Daddy!

March 19, 2018

I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to London Drugs since I got my tax refund in my bank account. Mailed an Easter card and assorted stickers to Fraser and Henry, and mailed a birthday card to Vanessa in Langley. I got two small reusable bags and one large reusable bag for Jimmy (all […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

White Eric’s 36th birthday! / Passive-aggressive Facebook posting! / Body wash!

September 3, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:40 to get to Jeremy’s for white Eric’s birthday dinner in the HOT weather! I managed to get a 99 bus that dropped me right in front of Kingsgate Mall, but the transit security officer said that I should wait two seconds for the bus to stop. Yeah, I […]