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No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]

My 2016 family birthday celebration at Boston Pizza! / Worcestershire Sauce!

September 18, 2016

Steph called at 3:30 to see whether we could just meet at 5:45, which was fine by me. I told her about Ayler wanting to go home with me to Richmond (I don’t have a stroller for him to sit in when he’d get tired from walking “long” distances at 9-9:30 PM!), and also about […]

Luminous body wash! / Harry Beard / Prissy?! / The first rule of Thesaurus Club!

April 16, 2016

EARTHBOUND walkthrough with commentary by Yoshiller – much better than 20 minutes of fanart at the end of a stream or fractured English, as in the Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream! I cancelled on Harmony again last night (via Facebook message this time) as I’m just barely beginning to feel better. Then I went to Shoppers […]

Master List of Stuff I Have Banned From This Apartment!

April 10, 2016

This is a master list of all the things I’ve banned from my life and apartment. Powdered laundry detergent: Too many detergent clumps all over my black laundry! PaperMate pens: The pens refuse to work half the time! Michelina’s Appetito bowls: They spill in the microwave! Western Family / Save-On Foods cheesecakes: They apparently have […]

Colds and magnets / Dial Marula Oil Miracle Oil body wash / Red Dragon artwork!

April 9, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:20 AM (just managing to get the bus) with my leftover Maltesers and some white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups in Ziploc bags, and only remembered it when Ayler wanted to go into my bag. When I got to the house about an hour later, Ayler was looking pretty blotchy […]

No more Lever 2000 body washes! / Napoleon Einstein / Anal Singh / Chip Munk

April 5, 2016

I’m not buying any more Lever 2000 body washes because I can’t open them now for some reason! Napoleon Einstein?! Anal Singh?! Chip Munk?!

Acai and Pho! / Fraser and Easter! / Judgmental Vancouver map / Draymond Green?!

March 26, 2016

I went to Shoppers Drug Mart at 3, just managing to get the 407 since I had to run for it. I got Softsoap Acai Berry with Tropical Water body wash in a purple bottle, and Lindt Easter eggs / Cadbury Fudge Easter eggs for Nathan and Ciel tomorrow. Then I discovered that I didn’t […]

No JEEP socks! / No broccoli! / Mr. White as a chemistry teacher?! / Math boxes!

February 17, 2016

NO MORE JEEP SOCKS! THEY AREN’T AS WARM OR WIDE AS I’D LIKE! I left for Harmony’s at 4:20, and just missed a bunch of 401 and 407 buses, so I had to walk all the way to Brighouse Station, which was more exercise than I’d been planning on. Then I went to Kingsgate Mall […]

Pizza, eucalyptus and lime, and kettle chips! / MOTHER 3 chicken and eggs!

February 6, 2016

I left the house at 8:25 this morning, and went to Shoppers Drug Mart to get an on-sale one-litre container of eucalyptus and lime bubble bath for Ayler and Hiero to make their bath time more fun, and an on-sale Ivory aloe body wash for myself. Later, I found out that the Shoppers Drug Mart […]

Cleaning hair with body wash?! / Toilet paper, REJECTED snowmen, toilets

December 2, 2015

I almost washed my hair with Irish Spring body wash last night, haha – I’m losing it! Then I tried eating my beef soup with a fork instead of a spoon just now – WTF?! Also, I discovered redrum when I got up this morning – time for Advil, all right! Vanessa told me a […]