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Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Eyeball ultrasound follow-up! / Obama and Putin needing Dr. Phil?!

October 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:15 so we could finally go to Dr. Wise’s office downtown for my eyeball ultrasound follow-up: MORE PAPERWORK AND APPOINTMENTS! We discussed my nephews, therapy, serial killers using white vans, Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, Paul Bernardo, BTK, and more. When I got home at 12:25 […]

Green tea ice cream, Fulum mooncake, Cheetos BAG OF BONES snacks, and more!

September 26, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got half-price JOY dumplings x8 (Pork and Tri-Treasure, Lamb and Onion, Pork and Vegetable, Pork and Chive – saving $1 per bag over Big Crazy), Cheetos Bag of Bones white cheddar Halloween snacks, on-sale Dial […]

Nakeyia Rhodes, Tyshika Askins, Donielle Gaines, Shajuana Ross

August 1, 2018

CHOCOLATE AND JIM BATHROOM REPLACEMENTS GALORE AGAIN, and today’s date is a palindrome: 8/1/18! I showered and did laundry. Then I went out in the cooled-down weather (no more heatwave!) at 2:45 on a 401 so I could get these things from London Drugs: replacement Secret thin bamboo socks, on-sale Dial Mountain Fresh soap, on-sale […]

Pigmask tickling Mr. Saturn’s underarms / Monkeys sitting on the toilet!

April 16, 2018

At 9 AM, I called the nearby medical clinic to see when their walk-in hours are; they’d changed them in the months since I’d been there last. Now they’re on Tuesdays and Fridays from 9:30 to 1:30, and are by appointment only; I can live with that for now, so I made one for tomorrow. […]

Ceramide, taurine, arginine, glycerin, L’Oreal, Popcorners, and Scrub Daddy!

March 19, 2018

I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to London Drugs since I got my tax refund in my bank account. Mailed an Easter card and assorted stickers to Fraser and Henry, and mailed a birthday card to Vanessa in Langley. I got two small reusable bags and one large reusable bag for Jimmy (all […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

White Eric’s 36th birthday! / Passive-aggressive Facebook posting! / Body wash!

September 3, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:40 to get to Jeremy’s for white Eric’s birthday dinner in the HOT weather! I managed to get a 99 bus that dropped me right in front of Kingsgate Mall, but the transit security officer said that I should wait two seconds for the bus to stop. Yeah, I […]

No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]

My 2016 family birthday celebration at Boston Pizza! / Worcestershire Sauce!

September 18, 2016

Steph called at 3:30 to see whether we could just meet at 5:45, which was fine by me. I told her about Ayler wanting to go home with me to Richmond (I don’t have a stroller for him to sit in when he’d get tired from walking “long” distances at 9-9:30 PM!), and also about […]