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CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! / THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

April 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 after being down 2-1. Even included an empty-netter and two goals by Pearson! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?! Advertisements

Glow-in-the-dark bowling! No thanks on my behalf, MOM! Speed limit being 69!

January 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up for church in the morning. We talked about DARK SOULS, my eye surgery and insurance, how it was somewhat his fault for the sewer updates and construction zone around my place because his company was involved, drivers and turn signals, Elysse thinking my dad was dead because I […]

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Name of the Year Archives 3! (443 names)

April 29, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Fonda Beaver?! Sungrim Lee?! British Footman?! Tuesday Demargosian?! Brian Suksomwong?! Sham the taxi driver?! Revell Horsey?!

Doctor Unheimlich, Li-Ln (Lizzie9208)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiberated_Me’s Syndrome Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: excessive feather growth, slight memory loss, excessive invisibility Cure: take a hundred spoons of cough medicine every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiditis Cause: natural sign of […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ki-Kz (Knullare)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withKilcaHodgeosis Cause: peer pressure Symptoms: extreme forgetfulness, excessive horn growth on forehead, vague pyromania Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withKilhestonitis Cause: smoking Symptoms: screaming, bladder pain, reflective shots Cure: fresh air Enter your name, for your own […]

Doctor Unheimlich, In-Iz (IrishRose1)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withIn_Melancholia’s Syndrome Cause: genetically-modified tea Symptoms: extreme urinary pain, sniffing, occasional feverishness, leg pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withIn_The_Eyes_Ofitis Cause: bee sting Symptoms: extreme moodiness, smiling, excessive aphasia Cure: take four paracetamol every day […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Fn-Fz (Fractured_Mind)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withFo0baritis Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: puncture wounds, peeling skin, urine colour changes, frequent sore throat Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withFoboat’s Syndrome Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, F-Fm (Flippenripple)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withF4t4ss’ Disease Cause: pollen Symptoms: sudden dislike of modern architecture, slightly enlarged liver and spleen, stigmata, vague black eyes Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withFabala_Fae’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: […]

Vanessa, Cora’s crepes, Darren Morrison, CHOSEN ONES

August 24, 2012

Replied to Mandy’s email this morning, heh. Vanessa got on MSN to say that I should try the HUGE crepes at Cora’s in Ironwood… haha, maybe when I actually have money! She says she’s back next week (which works), but Wayne’s away for a while; got it. I checked my Yahoo account since she sent […]