Eyeball in ear! / How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash!

The Canucks played the Flames at 7 tonight. The game had a penalty shot, Aidan’s first NHL goal, plus overtime: We lost 5-4 and gave them a win in their chase for the playoffs. Talked to Phil briefly on Discord PM. Eyeball in ear! How to eat Easter Peeps: Throw them in the trash!

Fiery garlic Paldo Namja ramen noodles for lunch!

Helen Y. texted me, but I ignored it because the text message was a very low-effort “hi.” NEW fiery garlic Paldo Namja ramen noodles for lunch!

Last palindrome of March 2023, Billy Lee, Pile of Poop Twitter Emoji Sticker

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/29/23, guys! Billy Lee added me back on Facebook – NICE! My Eric K. Ho Facebook alterego is alive again after more than a year – YAY! I had to change the password, but that’s fine! The moisture notification on my Samsung phone wasn’t going away despite hours of the […]

Limited-edition Oikos Vanilla Chai Latte Greek yogurt for breakfast today!

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/28/23, guys! The normal response to an ad for peanut products when you are allergic is to scroll by, knowing that you cannot eat them. You can’t get anaphylaxis by looking at peanuts on your screens, Karens! However, people also had fun laughing at your entitled comments on Facebook, Theresa […]

A wise woman saying FUCK THIS SHIT! / More chicken broccoli spinach lasagna!

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/27/23, guys! I went out at 4:50 on a 401 for the Terra Nova Save-On Foods so I could get one more box of Western Family Homestyle Chicken, Broccoli, and Spinach lasagna. Got home at 5:25 to put the box in my freezer for half an hour before I cooked […]

October Rice is a woman?! / Setting new records!

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/26/23, guys! COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blackhawks at 3 PM today, and WON 4-2 with a Boeser empty-netter and two Petey goals! Quinn Hughes surpassed his own record in assists with 69! On Discord PM. Phil thinks we’ve both been winning too much for Team Tank to be […]

Dallas, Easter 2023 stuff at Cindy’s Palace, unexplained HOUR delays, chocolate

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/25/23, guys! I had a very sensitive stomach to the touch overnight, but it went away by the morning. Phew! Tonight, I’ll take aspirin BEFORE that happens again! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, SHOWER TIME, AND LAUNDRY TIME! Auntie Bertha called me at 9:20 AM to ask for white Eric’s phone number […]

Golden Poop Emoji with round eyes! / Easter 2023 chocolate / Masala samosas

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/24/23, guys! Apparently, we’re having a dim sum dinner at Cindy’s Palace tomorrow during the hockey game. Ugh, I hate not having control over these things! But we could possibly have Peking duck… I sent messages to Phil on Discord PM about the 2011 Stanley Cup riot documentary and Tortorella […]

Getting angry, Chef Boyardee, 40 Flavors jellybeans, Portobello Mushroom sauce

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/23/23, guys! Thanks to my stupid upstairs neighbor showering at 2:45 AM and onwards, I had THREE HOURS OF SLEEP… UGH! After I had COFFEE TIME and quickly called Chrystal at her work to make plans for her birthday meetup (Metrotown Chapters at 7:30 PM on Wednesday, April 12), Barry […]

Payday, fire alarm inspection, Goose Point raw oysters, Cadbury Micro Mini-Eggs

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/22/23, guys! PAYDAY! I paid my Shaw bill online at home, and reloaded my Coinamatic laundry card at the lobby kiosk. Vlad and the fire alarm inspection person dropped by at 10:40 AM immediately afterwards. I left at 3:50 PM on a 401 (with a STINKY GUY) to get these […]