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Bacon! / KVIIIlyn, N’Golo Kanté, Rupert Wingfield-Hayes, soap for your teeth

June 21, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail today, but can’t pay it till tomorrow. From Brett: Bacon is the chocolate of the meat world! From Reddit: KVIIIlyn?! N’Golo Kanté?! Rupert Wingfield-Hayes?! From Julie: Soap for your teeth?!

Saad Mann, Skylin, Booch, Essence, Jersey, P, and Destanee?!

September 13, 2015

Vern Davis added me to Facebook – I recognize the name from the SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND music group, though. Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm… but I wasn’t finished. The Irish are never too busy for a quick pint! The problem with some people is that they’re breathing! Jeremy Butt?! Reminds […]

Brett and Dustin / Pizza parties and introversion / Kaitlin, NetDave, Jasmine, Kevin, etc.

November 17, 2014

I’ve discovered through Xenia that Brett’s Facebook has been reactivated, then I sent a Facebook message to Fiann to see whether Dustin has deleted his account since I couldn’t get to it from there. Yes, that was correct from what he tells me, and he’ll be back in a few months. My usual overanalysis was […]

Julie, Philadelphia Flyers stickers, a blank card with cherries, and Kaitlin unfriending me?!

October 29, 2014

Julie (julie709) sent me a blank card with cherries on the front, and included two Philadelphia Flyers stickers inside! (because I’d sent her some Vancouver Canucks stickers in the past) YAY! But then Kaitlin (_rck / triptastic / samoth / norsk / lordworm / deathwhispered / oligarchist / opaeth / nun / deformed_foetus) unfriended me […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, S-Sd (Sassinate)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSabdekitis Cause: the wrong type of snow Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, sudden extra legs, snoring, fear Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSachmet’s Lurgy Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: muscle atrophy, vague absenteeism, occasional fear Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, On-Oz (Opaeth)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOn_The_Ground’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: neck swelling, frequent bowel movements, speaking in tongues, mild facial paralysis Cure: fire Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOnceUponATime13’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extremely temporary invisibility, skin whitening, frequent bursts […]

Doctor Unheimlich, O-Om (Oligarchist)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withO’Daniel’s Syndrome Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: flaccidity, ringing in the ears, occasional terror Cure: exercise Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOccchik’s Disease Cause: bad beer Symptoms: shouting, forgetfulness, squawking Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ni-Nz (NyquilSteve317)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNiaverly’s Syndrome Cause: viral Symptoms: clicking sounds, mildly bendy arms, extreme hallucinations Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNicholasJonas’ Disease Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: fangs, drooling, sneezing Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Lo-Lz (LordWorm)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLo0ll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent blisters, frequent delusions, terror, fingernail lengthening Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLobsangitis Cause: smoking Symptoms: howling at the moon, mauve stools, frequent facial hair Cure: fresh air Enter […]