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NEW Chef Woo Roasted Chicken plant-based organic ramen noodles for my snacktime!

May 11, 2023

Told Phil on Discord PM about the new hockey management personnel for his Flyers: Daniel Briere as the General Manager, and Keith Jones as President of Hockey Operations. I thought the insurance people didn’t email me, but I thought of checking my spam folder. Phew, I did get an email from Arielle at 3:50 PM […]

Nissin Tom Yum Seafood CUP noodles for my dinner! / Markeith Lloyd?! He’s scary!

April 10, 2022

Thunder here now, and hail / snow in East Vancouver! Today is Palm Sunday 2022. Pothead Mike was too high to comprehend my perfectly-spelled multi-paragraph text messages. *rolleyes* Let’s set this motherfucker on fire for spamming my Reddit inbox with 18 replies in five minutes because he failed at basic reading comprehension when I asked […]

Nu-Breath freshener mints! / Dine Out Vancouver 2022! / Soy sauce, steak, soaps!

January 26, 2022

What happens if the dentist gets a cavity? Would he get fired? QUIRKY DENTIST APPOINTMENT DAY COINCIDENCE! Dental Drill Day is on the day of MY DENTIST APPOINTMENT on January 26?! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME / DEODORANT TIME / DOUBLE ASPIRIN TIME, I went out at 1:40 on a 401 for my dentist appointment with […]

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

What a beautiful fucking day! It’s good to be alive! / Syndronica Redd?!

June 18, 2019

It’s International Sushi Day today! I left at 3:30 on a 401 to get a dynamite roll from Edo Japan plus some Nestea lemon green iced tea. Also, I know what happens now when I get into Facebook status tagging jail on mobile: Sentry Block will come up and say I can’t post whatever I […]

Laughing jumbo jets! / Grammar mug! / SEND NOODS sweatshirt / 13 GOING ON 30

May 25, 2019

From Julie: Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport. This funny coffee mug is from “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” and Pete: I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. SEND NOODS on a sweatshirt, hahaha. Reminds me […]

Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?!

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]