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Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR! Advertisements

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Strong as an ox, MRS HERP as a license plate, an Equitableness police car

June 29, 2017

I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then […]

Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Happy Canada Day with poutine! / Poutine is better than being skinny!

July 1, 2016

From James: Happy Canada Day with the Canadian flag, poutine, doughnuts, Kraft Dinner, a curling stone, an Oilers player (Wayne Gretzky>) with the Stanley Cup, Jim Carrey, Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, John Candy in THE BLUES BROTHERS, a beaver, a totem pole, pancakes, poutine, Justin Bieber (?), Sleeman’s, Moosehead, Molson Canadian, Alexander Keith’s, Labatt […]

5-2 / No “Good morning” here! / Richie Rich x2, Lancelot Supersad, Keith Toogood

February 19, 2016

The Canucks played the Flames at 6 tonight, and lost (their fourth straight game) 5-2 AGAIN! I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. Richie Rich the football player?! Richie Rich the business professor?! Lancelot Supersad, Jr.?! […]

Collard-Green, Little-Wiener, Tator-Fry, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Collard-Green! Little-Wiener! Bonus to make this one even better: They were even UNITED in UNION, Kentucky! Tator-Fry! Gilbert-Godfrey! Prom-Hooker! Aasen-Beer! Peters-Harder! Hittner-Ashwell! (Hitting her ass well) Heine-Beiting! Goetz-Moore! Fite-Staab! Sellers-Smelser! (Sell her, smells her!) Phillips-Achen-Ball! Roller-Moore! Mann-Boob! True-Belew! (true blue) Wild-Hyman!

The Pint, THE HOPE WE SEEK, Aaron, Kathy, Sabrina, Julian, Paige, Kelsey, nachos

September 20, 2015

Since the weather had somewhat cleared up, I did decide to go to the Pint downtown this afternoon with Aaron, Kathy, Sabrina, and Julian. Despite just missing the bus, I actually showed up there early! I saw a place called the Prado CafĂ© very nearby, which made me think of Janina for obvious reasons. When […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Si-Sk (SJenkins)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianath’s Disease Cause: lack of human flesh Symptoms: revolving neck, extreme fatigue, extreme spontaneous combustion, gullibility Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianParis’ Syndrome Cause: stress Symptoms: liver pain, […]