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Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Happy Canada Day with poutine! / Poutine is better than being skinny!

July 1, 2016

From James: Happy Canada Day with the Canadian flag, poutine, doughnuts, Kraft Dinner, a curling stone, an Oilers player (Wayne Gretzky>) with the Stanley Cup, Jim Carrey, Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, John Candy in THE BLUES BROTHERS, a beaver, a totem pole, pancakes, poutine, Justin Bieber (?), Sleeman’s, Moosehead, Molson Canadian, Alexander Keith’s, Labatt […]

5-2 / No “Good morning” here! / Richie Rich x2, Lancelot Supersad, Keith Toogood

February 19, 2016

The Canucks played the Flames at 6 tonight, and lost (their fourth straight game) 5-2 AGAIN! I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. Richie Rich the football player?! Richie Rich the business professor?! Lancelot Supersad, Jr.?! […]

Collard-Green, Little-Wiener, Tator-Fry, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Collard-Green! Little-Wiener! Bonus to make this one even better: They were even UNITED in UNION, Kentucky! Tator-Fry! Gilbert-Godfrey! Prom-Hooker! Aasen-Beer! Peters-Harder! Hittner-Ashwell! (Hitting her ass well) Heine-Beiting! Goetz-Moore! Fite-Staab! Sellers-Smelser! (Sell her, smells her!) Phillips-Achen-Ball! Roller-Moore! Mann-Boob! True-Belew! (true blue) Wild-Hyman!

The Pint, THE HOPE WE SEEK, Aaron, Kathy, Sabrina, Julian, Paige, Kelsey, nachos

September 20, 2015

Since the weather had somewhat cleared up, I did decide to go to the Pint downtown this afternoon with Aaron, Kathy, Sabrina, and Julian. Despite just missing the bus, I actually showed up there early! I saw a place called the Prado CafĂ© very nearby, which made me think of Janina for obvious reasons. When […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Si-Sk (SJenkins)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianath’s Disease Cause: lack of human flesh Symptoms: revolving neck, extreme fatigue, extreme spontaneous combustion, gullibility Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianParis’ Syndrome Cause: stress Symptoms: liver pain, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, K-Kh (Kambuckta)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withK_Bundy_K’s Disorder Cause: poor hygiene Symptoms: grimacing, howling at the moon, collapsed lungs Cure: attempt to repeat cause Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withKaaatyitis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: puncture wounds, slightly blue vomit, urine retention Cure: click heels together […]

Doctor Unheimlich, F-Fm (Flippenripple)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withF4t4ss’ Disease Cause: pollen Symptoms: sudden dislike of modern architecture, slightly enlarged liver and spleen, stigmata, vague black eyes Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withFabala_Fae’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: […]

MONTY PYTHON and oral tablets / Dog can’t eat bad spelling or bad grammar on homework!

May 3, 2014

Mike and I talked about oral tablets, effectiveness through the bloodstream, coffee spoons, brushing teeth, coffee, Youtube videos, Cumbersnatch, razor blades, sharing the Reese’s Easter bunny, TV shows, movies, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, and Mount Gay rum recipes when he woke up. We also discussed Encyclopedia Dramatica, THE SIMPSONS, Nelson, lube, lobotomies, Cracked […]