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The Brock Voice: Garson, humans being disgusting, UFO crash sites, tents!

February 12, 2017

TEA TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 4:30 today, and won 4-2! Colin and Keri stay overnight in the Garson Quarry Days Hotel. The newspaper headline the next morning isn’t from the Garson Echo, but is instead from something called the Brock Voice! “This village will soon be mine!” Colin and Keri stay overnight in […]

Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo in COLINBOUND! / My full room! / Vegetable lollipops!

October 3, 2016

Here’s Ness in the Winnipeg / Fourside Hint Guy’s shop in COLINBOUND! “Hello, my name is Ness.” Here’s Paula Polestar as the new Winnipeg theatre singer at the Centennial concert hall in COLINBOUND! “Hi there, big guy.” Time for a restraining order instead of underwear! Here’s Jeff as the Tools Guy in Garson / Threed […]

Edward Cocaine was arrested for drug possession! / Dave Kneebone / Bonnie Beaver

June 21, 2016

Edward Cocaine was arrested for drug possession?! From Julie: Dave Kneebone was on the credits for TIM AND ERIC?! Dr. Bonnie Beaver specializes in Obstetrics and Gynecology?!

Zehapid muh kaine! / Redneck recycling in a toilet / Bouillon soup highway sign!

February 26, 2016

Apparently, Save-On Foods is marketing wine to kids when the store has Easter decorations and bunny feet leading to the wine section. *rolleyes* Someone on the Diana Gabaldon wall WANTS to “like” the ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY cover photos, but is far too worried about how her Facebook friends will react to that. Life is too short […]

No candy for Valentine, but liquor instead! / You now prossess Dracula’s rib!

February 2, 2016

Instead of candy for your Valentine, why not liquor instead? (liquor = lick her) From CASTLEVANIA II: SIMON’S QUEST: “You now prossess Dracula’s rib.” What?!

Dr. Dooms, Holden Butts, McKinli, Titan, Taylee, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, Lakynn

January 31, 2016

From Reddit: McKinli, with her name choices for her daughter on a chalkboard (such a tough call!!), following her son Titan: Taylee, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, Lakynn. Holden Butts?! Dr. Dooms is your friendly neighborhood dentist?!

Leo-Leo and his knitted sweaters!

December 15, 2015

The MOTHER 3 party meets this douchebag on the Highway in Chapter 5. “I’m Leo-Leo. I’m one bad dude. I brought all these presents here ’cause girls everywhere are tryin’ to make me fall for ’em. Each one’s from a different girl, of course! So anyways, all these presents here belong to me. You can’t […]

Losing 5-1 to the Predators! / Eric and congee / Mike, care, and screwdrivers

January 13, 2015

The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today. Mike sent me an email at 6, wondering if he could pick up his screwdrivers at 8. As I told White Eric in an email about the eight-kilogram bag of Calrose no-rinse rice which I’ve donated to SERVANTS, I was determined to be better-dressed (bling sweater and […]

Palmer paying for my Pho Cao Van meal, Pho 1001 Nights, screwdrivers, Italian tripe

January 11, 2015

I replied to Mandy’s email this morning at 10:10, of course. Then I emailed Mike at 11:05 to say I’d “look for his screwdrivers” and let him know whether they were here. That’s all I’m willing to do at this point. Palmer and I exchanged Reddit PMs before he called me at 3:05 to say […]

The final exchange of stuff between me and Mike is DONE!

January 5, 2015

I was nervous when calling Mike for the last time at about 9 so we could finally exchange our stuff, although he did say “please call me” to be polite, but I was formal. Why would I be calling him when I’m not available? Good thing he was driving here! Mike drove over here, and […]