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Archive for the ‘possessions’ Category

Fuck that shit! / Fellony Hudson having new felonies! / Bericht dinsdag?!

September 20, 2017

I called Mega Sushi for a reservation for Sunday at 7 (but they won’t guarantee the table if I’m ten minutes late – which is why I’m not bothering to change the time of the FB event since people will be late anyway!), then called Chrystal at work to confirm Sunday’s dinner. I’m a lady, […]

Aleah Beckerle?! / The crazy old man knowing about Emperor Gestahl’s map?!

August 21, 2017

I woke up at 5:45 AM, so it was definitely COFFEE TIME! Then it was ECLIPSE MUSIC with Bonnie Tyler’s TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! I also watched a live eclipse video on Facebook. From Facebook: Aleah Beckerle?! After defeating all the paintings at Owzer’s Mansion in Jidoor, the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS […]

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

June 27, 2017

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo […]

The Brock Voice: Garson, humans being disgusting, UFO crash sites, tents!

February 12, 2017

TEA TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 4:30 today, and won 4-2! Colin and Keri stay overnight in the Garson Quarry Days Hotel. The newspaper headline the next morning isn’t from the Garson Echo, but is instead from something called the Brock Voice! “This village will soon be mine!” Colin and Keri stay overnight in […]

Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo in COLINBOUND! / My full room! / Vegetable lollipops!

October 3, 2016

Here’s Ness in the Winnipeg / Fourside Hint Guy’s shop in COLINBOUND! “Hello, my name is Ness.” Here’s Paula Polestar as the new Winnipeg theatre singer at the Centennial concert hall in COLINBOUND! “Hi there, big guy.” Time for a restraining order instead of underwear! Here’s Jeff as the Tools Guy in Garson / Threed […]

Edward Cocaine was arrested for drug possession! / Dave Kneebone / Bonnie Beaver

June 21, 2016

Edward Cocaine was arrested for drug possession?! From Julie: Dave Kneebone was on the credits for TIM AND ERIC?! Dr. Bonnie Beaver specializes in Obstetrics and Gynecology?!

Zehapid muh kaine! / Redneck recycling in a toilet / Bouillon soup highway sign!

February 26, 2016

Apparently, Save-On Foods is marketing wine to kids when the store has Easter decorations and bunny feet leading to the wine section. *rolleyes* Someone on the Diana Gabaldon wall WANTS to “like” the ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY cover photos, but is far too worried about how her Facebook friends will react to that. Life is too short […]

No candy for Valentine, but liquor instead! / You now prossess Dracula’s rib!

February 2, 2016

Instead of candy for your Valentine, why not liquor instead? (liquor = lick her) From CASTLEVANIA II: SIMON’S QUEST: “You now prossess Dracula’s rib.” What?!

Dr. Dooms, Holden Butts, McKinli, Titan, Taylee, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, Lakynn

January 31, 2016

From Reddit: McKinli, with her name choices for her daughter on a chalkboard (such a tough call!!), following her son Titan: Taylee, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, Lakynn. Holden Butts?! Dr. Dooms is your friendly neighborhood dentist?!

Leo-Leo and his knitted sweaters!

December 15, 2015

The MOTHER 3 party meets this douchebag on the Highway in Chapter 5. “I’m Leo-Leo. I’m one bad dude. I brought all these presents here ’cause girls everywhere are tryin’ to make me fall for ’em. Each one’s from a different girl, of course! So anyways, all these presents here belong to me. You can’t […]