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George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

What Part of the Cheesecake Are You? / Doing motocross tricks over a rainbow!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Crust” You are a solid person, and you tend to be the foundation for any relationship or project. While you are the rock for others, it doesn’t mean that you are basic or boring. You have a lot of complexity to you. You have a strong personality and can be a bit […]

Teal Cyko / Tahlequah Rae Pruitt / Sequoyah L. Pruitt / Aspen / Marshawn Lynch?!

August 2, 2017

I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it – he said he’d try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of […]

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

The Banana Splits, spic-fried meats, Sabin as a puffed-up aerobics instructor

June 26, 2017

From Janina: The Banana Splits are still a better band than One Direction! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Spic-fried meats?! Also, chips (fries) are not sheeps! Relm in Mysidia, on Sabin: “What? Who is this puffed-up aerobics instructor, anyway?”

Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! / Solo Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 3, 2017

From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. “I can do it… but why do I feel so wretched?”

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]