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Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

A Poo T-shirt, Four Loko cocoa and Xanax marshmallows, Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck

May 12, 2019

Bacon, omelets, sausages, coffee, ketchup, English muffins, and sriracha sauce for a brunch before we made it to Steveston so Dylan could bike around and the kids could play in the park. I found a library book at Steveston which is so me! MOONBEAMS, DUMPLINGS, AND DRAGON BOATS! Later, we had Popsicles and chips while […]

I WRECKED YOUR TOILET?! / GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! / Marquise and Tisheanna?!

April 19, 2019

It’s Good Friday 2019 today! From Julie: YOU WRECKED MY TOILET won the Runner-Up Prize in 1957 for Disgusting Literature?! Sounds about right… From Ebaumsworld: GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! From Julie: Marquise?! Your kid isn’t royalty! From Julie: Tisheanna pronounced as Tosh-Ee-Onna?! I would go with Tish-Ee-Anna!

Nalianna, Shemeika, Shakira, Ka’Leah, Machelle and a guy Lynn, plus Davaughn?!

April 18, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I walked to London Drugs in the rain at 10:35 to get on-sale Canada Dry ginger ale x6, on-sale Sharpies packs x2, an on-sale Lindt Gold chocolate Easter bunny, on-sale Kinder mini-egg packs x2, on-sale milk chocolate Hershey’s Kisses, a huge on-sale Clorox bleach bottle, on-sale Campbell’s soup boxes x2 (Golden Butternut […]

A bear with a chainsaw for your Valentine! / Jayson Clark?!

February 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today, and lost 2-1. I hope that Alex Edler is okay too from that bloody injury… 😦 Funny Valentine’s Day card: If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face… because I think you are cute. From […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

You can buy a sanitary douche?! / Stale Johansen is a Norwegian name?!

December 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Flyers at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! WOO! Take THAT, Jimmy! From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, “When he’s an asshole, but only a little bit”! What a nozzle! From my UNCLE JOHN’S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

FIRE / Hitler Alba Sanchez, Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, Osama Vinladen?!

December 3, 2018

There was a fire alarm at about 1 PM, so I threw away fuzzy socks with holes in them, and got proper woolly socks / a thin toque / a winter coat because I thought it was going to be a false fire alarm as usual. Nope, it was actually the first REAL fire scare […]

Blue dragon and a Hanukkah menorah, a forest water dragon, a colorful dragon

December 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Dragons: A blue dragon lighting a Hanukkah menorah with its fire breath! It’s got a dreidel and gold / chocolate coins, too! From Krista: A forest water dragon! From Julie: A colorful dragon with flowers!