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Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!

Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Enlarged Canucks icon 1 / Santa waiting till December! / Fear the Canucks fans!

October 5, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 3-0. UGH! Canucks icon 1, enlarged! This jack o’lantern talking to Santa is from I Love Halloween: “December, fat man! This is MY holiday! Now hop back into your sleigh and wait your damn turn!” Never mind the Canucks players – FEAR THE FANS!

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]

43rd family birthday dinner! / BATHROOM READER! / Pringles, Doritos, and more!

September 15, 2019

9/15/19 is also a palindrome date! I looked up Uncle John’s Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness Bathroom Reader (Bathroom Readers Institute) online, and after getting an error message on the Indigo website search, I managed to find it on the site! Then I looked up the Richmond Chapters number, and also managed to […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]