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Easter Bunny Poop?! / A poop emoji non-stick tray! / Pee Patch Repair?!

March 30, 2020

From Julie: Easter Bunny Poop flavored marshmallows at CVS?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray! From Julie: Brown’s Pee Patch Repair at CVS!

Jetson Car and Rosie Robot 2020, Kris Kross wiggity whack, hot spicy Mi Goreng

March 29, 2020

From Julie: Everyone is wanting a Jetson Car in 2020. Not me. I want Rosie the Robot to clean my house. From Julie: Kris Kross was right. This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack. Mi Goreng hot and spicy noodles! Mi Goreng hot and “spicy” noodles with soup this time!

2014 White Spot blackened cod risotto! / Knorr Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks!

March 11, 2020

Paulo has finally decided on a venue for his belated birthday celebration with the REAL Superfriends on Saturday: Brassneck Brewery at 2148 Main Street, a few blocks down from the nail place. At least it’s reasonably transit-accessible! He said last night when I texted him, “it’s a while – oh shit, hang on, hahaha,” but […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Happy sloth Valentine’s Day! / Colons, sentences, and sandwiches!

February 11, 2020

I got to stay home today due to sickness! From Julie and Sloth Hilda: Happy Valentine’s Day with a heart-shaped balloon! From Julie Warren and Mick Lee: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Here’s an example. Jana ate her friend’s sandwich. Jana ate her friend’s colon.

Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING! / Climax, Pennsylvania?! / Chicken Mr. Noodles!

February 9, 2020

Hahaha, Cummings and Climax are an orgasm coincidence or theme today! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING OF HAILEY OR HALEY! It’s the tenth anniversary on February 9 and February 10, too! Climax, Pennsylvania?! Mr. Noodles in chicken flavor!

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

My pasta specialty! / Missy Molly Mold Spore?! / Leg cramps and technical death!

January 27, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Thatcher Demko and Bo Horvat’s insurance empty-netter with five seconds remaining! Nine wins in a row, the first time since 2009! The first team all season to beat the Blues at home in regulation after they were leading in the first period! […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

MOUSE / Tonkotsu noodles, Tomato Alfredo Sidekicks, tea noodles, Khris Middleton

January 13, 2020

I found a dead mouse after trying to take another snow photo by my window last night, so spent time frantically texting people like Barry / Deb / Paulo. No answer from Barry, Deb said I should call my manager (so I said that Hester is notoriously difficult about it being “my job” even though […]