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Tanna Farley, David Willy, Jonathon Flores, Tiffany Maddux Pretty, Kelly Luper

October 14, 2017

Eric Ho called me this afternoon to say that there were changes afoot at work, so (of course) he couldn’t guarantee he could come over later. I’ve had it with that, actually! The Canucks played the Flames tonight at 7, and lost 5-2. From Not Always Right: Tanna Farley?! So do you tan all the […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

Red dragon fighting a knight, My-King Johnson, A-Queen Johnson, Hashirama Senju

August 26, 2017

It’s National Toilet Paper Day today! 😀 Kevin emailed back to thank me for the birthday wishes and always remembering. At least it seems like he had a good day with people! From Krista: Red dragon fighting a knight! From Reddit: My-King Johnson and A-Queen Johnson?! From Not Always Right: Hashirama Senju?!

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

What Part of the Cheesecake Are You? / Doing motocross tricks over a rainbow!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Crust” You are a solid person, and you tend to be the foundation for any relationship or project. While you are the rock for others, it doesn’t mean that you are basic or boring. You have a lot of complexity to you. You have a strong personality and can be a bit […]

Teal Cyko / Tahlequah Rae Pruitt / Sequoyah L. Pruitt / Aspen / Marshawn Lynch?!

August 2, 2017

I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it – he said he’d try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of […]

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]