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Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Camdyn, Cayson, Callie, and Catlan?! / Molei Wright?! / DeOrr Kunz, Junior?!

May 31, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I will go out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Should be okay for our last month! From Julie: Callie is fine, but Camdyn and Cayson?! BAD SPELLING OF CAMDEN! From Julie: This guy is named Catlan?! Reminds me of Catalan… From READER’S DIGEST: Molei Wright?! […]

Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 9! / Melia’s bridal shower food from 2008!

February 23, 2018

The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7:30 tonight IN VEGAS, and lost 6-3. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 9! From Grace: Food and people at Melia’s bridal shower in February 2008! Grace is in green, Auntie Ying, someone, Vanessa in black, Calla in white, Cindy is standing, someone, someone in red, Chrystal is way […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Doctor Unheimlich, C-Cg (CairoTheGreat)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCadno_Cadarnosis Cause: lack of honey Symptoms: hyperactivity, foaming at the mouth, invisibility, neck swelling Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCaesareaitis Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: 80s haircut, white blotches, vestigial extra head […]

Insanity at 6 AM! / Blue and pink washrooms (dream) / Wal-Mart, Fred Meyer, and Costco

September 28, 2013

I must be insane. I agreed to get up at 6 AM today so I could go to the States with Michael and Chinese Eric, but at least I confirmed stuff with Eric once Mike says that he’d hashed out a schedule. I’m not worried that nobody answered the phone when he tried calling at […]

Starburst sharing, hangout time, needing downtime, transit woes and irritation

September 1, 2013

Sharing Starburst with a bunch of kids rules! Eric picked me up at 9:40, and we were off to church while he wanted me to update him on my week. Now that I think about it, that week contained a lot of hangout time! Oh well, that was still good, but this week of downtime […]

Peaceful Minoru Park, biting canker sores, Cameron and Devon, tamarind crab

June 16, 2013

Since I was up early and too emotional to really sleep, I decided to take one of my very rare walks into Minoru Park at 6:45 this morning. Looking at the rabbits and ducks at the pond was oddly peaceful, but I mainly just needed to walk off all the ranty feelings about Michael going […]

Cards Received, 2012

January 17, 2013

Special 2012 Stanford and Calla: “Thank you for coming to our wedding to celebrate with us. Thank you also for the grill. We have made lots of yummy meals on that grill. Thanks again.” Dawn and Eni: “Dear Leslie, Thank you for the cutlery set that we definitely will put to good use, and also […]