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Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

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Doctor Unheimlich, C-Cg (CairoTheGreat)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCadno_Cadarnosis Cause: lack of honey Symptoms: hyperactivity, foaming at the mouth, invisibility, neck swelling Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCaesareaitis Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: 80s haircut, white blotches, vestigial extra head […]

Insanity at 6 AM! / Blue and pink washrooms (dream) / Wal-Mart, Fred Meyer, and Costco

September 28, 2013

I must be insane. I agreed to get up at 6 AM today so I could go to the States with Michael and Chinese Eric, but at least I confirmed stuff with Eric once Mike says that he’d hashed out a schedule. I’m not worried that nobody answered the phone when he tried calling at […]

Starburst sharing, hangout time, needing downtime, transit woes and irritation

September 1, 2013

Sharing Starburst with a bunch of kids rules! Eric picked me up at 9:40, and we were off to church while he wanted me to update him on my week. Now that I think about it, that week contained a lot of hangout time! Oh well, that was still good, but this week of downtime […]

Peaceful Minoru Park, biting canker sores, Cameron and Devon, tamarind crab

June 16, 2013

Since I was up early and too emotional to really sleep, I decided to take one of my very rare walks into Minoru Park at 6:45 this morning. Looking at the rabbits and ducks at the pond was oddly peaceful, but I mainly just needed to walk off all the ranty feelings about Michael going […]

Cards Received, 2012

January 17, 2013

Special 2012 Stanford and Calla: “Thank you for coming to our wedding to celebrate with us. Thank you also for the grill. We have made lots of yummy meals on that grill. Thanks again.” Dawn and Eni: “Dear Leslie, Thank you for the cutlery set that we definitely will put to good use, and also […]

Ningtu Restaurant, Havarti, Ayler, Melissa

December 8, 2012

Before I left, Nadine (newfie_dini) said that she’d received my Xmas card; YAY! Mom and Dad picked me up late, then tried talking to me about my feelings regarding Grandma and trying to guilt-trip me about not visiting her more. Nope, not gonna work – I did the best I could, and I don’t talk […]

Church, new babies Alexis and Charis, plus support

October 28, 2012

Kevin sent me an email yesterday thanking me for the email thread on Big G’s condition lately, and saying that she was blessed to have the family’s presence. His thoughts and prayers are with us, he added. (I saw Scott say the same thing on Jon’s page) Harmony forwarded me and Steph some sympathy wishes […]

Cuddling babies in incubators?! (dream) / UPKEEP AND BUSYWORK

June 17, 2012

I didn’t make it to church, but that’s okay! Of course, Eric tried calling me! Had a weird dream: Harmony was about to give birth in a hospital, but baby Ayler was just over a year old. He was playing with toy cars when Jon and Harmony weren’t cuddling with him in a huge incubator […]

Berman, vibrators, Calla NOT Kayla, binoculars, Auntie Grace, and Green Village

March 18, 2012

Surprised Eric this morning by answering the phone with “Wedding Forum – how may I help you?” Hahaha! We discussed many things on the way to church: weddings in general, good friends, Christian music / static / the Shell Busey home improvement show / 99.3 the Fox, his meetings after church today and next week, […]