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Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Birthday Wishes 2016!

September 24, 2016

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2016! Email: Eric M., Eric H., Dan W., Sharon W., Deb L. / Dylan L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Sabrina K., Vicky L., Billie E. x2, Chrystal C., Christon S., Kevin L., Jeremy J., Vicky S., Daniel T., Phil Y., Dan W., Jeremy J., Sharon W., Eric H., Karen L., […]

The 301 bus / Steph and Lisa’s new place / Blue and white dragon bowl!

July 31, 2015

I thought I left in plenty of time to catch the 301 Newton Express bus at Brighouse, but I saw two 430 Metrotown buses go by at that bus bay. By the time I finally got to the Tim Horton’s parking lot, it was past 5:25! Steph said the last 301 bus had gone by […]

Janina and picture locations / What CAN’T HARDLY WAIT Character Are You? / Salmon sushi!

March 22, 2015

Janina sent me various Facebook messages about my putting locations on her contributions to the Random Pictures album. Hey, I’m OCDL and want every picture to have one! Julie’s pictures automatically have one, so I’m not sure why Janina’s pictures do not! She told me to use Oakland, then wondered whether not having a location […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Rf-Rz (RogerMellie)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFJason’s Disease Cause: stress Symptoms: sudden pimples, frequent aggression, going bump in the night, overeating Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFreeBern’s Disease Cause: spread by rats Symptoms: bursts of flame, pacing, foot swelling […]

Doctor Unheimlich, On-Oz (Opaeth)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOn_The_Ground’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: neck swelling, frequent bowel movements, speaking in tongues, mild facial paralysis Cure: fire Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOnceUponATime13’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extremely temporary invisibility, skin whitening, frequent bursts […]

Doctor Unheimlich, B-Bh (Banazir)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withB00mStick’s Disorder Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: winking, beeping, ankle swelling, pimples Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withB0red123osis Cause: bee sting Symptoms: mild arm pain, night terrors, fear, vague rapid […]

Pizza toppings, Net stories, VLC, Penis Satan, THE INVENTION OF LYING, the Yado Inn signs

September 12, 2014

Mike and I discussed the FINAL FANTASY V soundtrack, WORLD’s END, the “Harvest” Carwen theme, tossing salad in the SEXUAL way (licking food out of an ass?), the Monster cereals (Franken Berry / Count Chocula / Boo-Berry), and pizza with black olives / sausage / mushrooms. We also talked about Net stories, volume problems, Windows […]

Sluts, 8-bit MATRIX, looking bad because of lunch invites, DOGE HUNT, store incompetency

August 10, 2014

Mike and I talked about my computer’s memory, sluts, noodles, the Matrix with 8-bit sound effects, his having “a lot” to do today, staying in contact with someone, Price Smart incompetent telephone “customer service,” competent stores, Congress, his taking a shower, PSYCHOLOGY TODAY, Santa Claus / the Easter Bunny not being real as a childhood […]

Dennis and Susan’s wedding banquet / Twice the amount of squab and seafood!

July 19, 2014

Thank goodness Mike left the transit decisions up to me for once yesterday afternoon, so we could meet at Brighouse at 4:55! Of COURSE the Trip Planning had to be down, but the Bus Schedules still worked to formulate a plan! When I was actually at Brighouse (almost forgetting my hat), there was a group […]