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Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Pepper Lunch with Auntie Catherine! / Nando’s Chicken as a birthday dinner!

September 17, 2018

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. BOW DOWN TO THE FIRE DRAGON! Since Auntie Catherine wanted to change our lunch at Pepper Lunch (which I have always wanted to try – Japanese Teppanyaki cuisine!) from Saturday the 15th to today at 11 because she has a doctor appointment in Richmond anyhow, I was semi-amenable to that prospect. […]

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Birthday Wishes 2016!

September 24, 2016

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2016! Email: Eric M., Eric H., Dan W., Sharon W., Deb L. / Dylan L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Sabrina K., Vicky L., Billie E. x2, Chrystal C., Christon S., Kevin L., Jeremy J., Vicky S., Daniel T., Phil Y., Dan W., Jeremy J., Sharon W., Eric H., Karen L., […]

The 301 bus / Steph and Lisa’s new place / Blue and white dragon bowl!

July 31, 2015

I thought I left in plenty of time to catch the 301 Newton Express bus at Brighouse, but I saw two 430 Metrotown buses go by at that bus bay. By the time I finally got to the Tim Horton’s parking lot, it was past 5:25! Steph said the last 301 bus had gone by […]

Janina and picture locations / What CAN’T HARDLY WAIT Character Are You? / Salmon sushi!

March 22, 2015

Janina sent me various Facebook messages about my putting locations on her contributions to the Random Pictures album. Hey, I’m OCDL and want every picture to have one! Julie’s pictures automatically have one, so I’m not sure why Janina’s pictures do not! She told me to use Oakland, then wondered whether not having a location […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Rf-Rz (RogerMellie)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFJason’s Disease Cause: stress Symptoms: sudden pimples, frequent aggression, going bump in the night, overeating Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFreeBern’s Disease Cause: spread by rats Symptoms: bursts of flame, pacing, foot swelling […]