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Halee Rathgeber?! Like Hall-Ee or Halle Berry?! BAD HALEY SPELLING!

December 2, 2019

From Youtube: Halee Rathgeber?! If you are going to spell it that way, pronounce it like Halle Berry does, not as HAILEY or HALEY. BAD SPELLING! It also makes me think of Gerber.

Ionosphere Torres?! / Dipping Vagisil / Mexicans, Xanax, panic attacks / Turkey!

October 14, 2019

Today is Thanksgiving 2019, and I showered today! Nate from the r/Canucks Discord server blocked me because apparently I was going to bring up that autistic 14-year-old’s following him to his house no matter how he felt about it. Yes, of course I will because IT’S DANGEROUS, you freshly-minted 19-year-old who thinks you’re hot shit! […]

Mars, Pennsylvania?! / Chinese Eric! / Hockey gear! / 12 Kings Raptors hangout?

October 2, 2019

The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7 in their first game of the 2019-2020 NHL season, and lost 3-2. Chinese Eric texted me yesterday afternoon wanting to come over today at 4 after lunch and errands, so I resigned myself to a lot of talking and said yes, getting the parking pass ready. I did […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Pepper Lunch with Auntie Catherine! / Nando’s Chicken as a birthday dinner!

September 17, 2018

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. BOW DOWN TO THE FIRE DRAGON! Since Auntie Catherine wanted to change our lunch at Pepper Lunch (which I have always wanted to try – Japanese Teppanyaki cuisine!) from Saturday the 15th to today at 11 because she has a doctor appointment in Richmond anyhow, I was semi-amenable to that prospect. […]

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Birthday Wishes 2016!

September 24, 2016

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2016! Email: Eric M., Eric H., Dan W., Sharon W., Deb L. / Dylan L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Sabrina K., Vicky L., Billie E. x2, Chrystal C., Christon S., Kevin L., Jeremy J., Vicky S., Daniel T., Phil Y., Dan W., Jeremy J., Sharon W., Eric H., Karen L., […]