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Archive for February 2016

FINAL FANTASY III Earth Fang, Mister Simpson, Dr. Dickwella, Beautiful Existence

February 29, 2016

Here’s the FINAL FANTASY III party with the Earth Fang from the Cave of Darkness! Mister Simpson?! Dr. Dickwella?! Beautiful Existence?!

Leap Day, getting back to my original weight, Emperor Spiderman, Baron Venom

February 29, 2016

It’s LEAP DAY! 😀 I’m never going to get back to my original weight. I mean, seriously. Seven pounds and six ounces is not very realistic, is it? (Two pounds and two ounces for me!) Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash… and Baron Venom Balrog […]

Reto! / Not correcting grammar takes effort! / An incredible power sleeps here!

February 28, 2016

If you’re going to claim that something is somebody’s name, you’d better make DAMN SURE to spell it correctly! Some idiot on Facebook wrote a post about a hockey player named Retro Berra, which suddenly became 1000% less interesting to me when Google revealed that his real name was RETO Berra… I wonder why?! The […]

Hugs, kisses, consent, tofu, and trains! / Rare Items in FINAL FANTASY VI!

February 27, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:15, must have just missed the 8:20 bus, but still got to the house at 9:15 or so while Jon was still around. I told them about Fraser’s growth and development before Jon went off to work, then played with Ayler and Hiero before we left for the jumping program. […]

Susan, Tracy, pooping whenever I want, grammar mistakes, my whore family

February 27, 2016

Susan Kepler and Tracy Davidson tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Julie S.: Being a bird means I can poop whenever I want! From Pete: Grammar mistakes are a paddling! Little girl: I love my whore family!

Connection timing out? FIXED! / A working FREE gold floor lamp!

February 26, 2016

I emailed Harmony with Steph’s and my opinions on their childcare arrangements, and said that I’d see her tomorrow. She said that she respected my need for sleep and that the commute was significant, and she’s okay with handling the boys solo tonight, so tomorrow morning it is! Later, I solved “ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT” and “ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE” errors […]

Zehapid muh kaine! / Redneck recycling in a toilet / Bouillon soup highway sign!

February 26, 2016

Apparently, Save-On Foods is marketing wine to kids when the store has Easter decorations and bunny feet leading to the wine section. *rolleyes* Someone on the Diana Gabaldon wall WANTS to “like” the ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY cover photos, but is far too worried about how her Facebook friends will react to that. Life is too short […]

FF III jobs! / Typing in all lowercase! / Dead FINAL FANTASY III characters!

February 25, 2016

The Canucks played the Senators at 7 tonight, and won 5-3! FINAL FANTASY III job classes: Onion Kid, Fighter, Monk, White Wizard, Black Wizard, Red Wizard, Hunter, Knight, Thief, Scholar, Geomancer, Dragoon, Viking, Karateka, Mystic Knight, Conjurer, Bard, Warlock, Shaman, Summoner, Sage, Ninja. An Onion Kid, Fighter, Monk, and White Wizard in the FINAL FANTASY […]

Tax forms, floor lamps, thrift shops / 2014 and 2016 Australian bogan baby names

February 25, 2016

I called Barry at 11:45 to see if he had time today to drive me to The Caring Place so I could drop off my tax forms. He called me back ten minutes later to say that we could go right then… I just needed five minutes to get ready before meeting him outside! We […]

Darrell Barber, God writing on walls, government lies, BJ Champion, Ginger Butts

February 25, 2016

Someone named Darrell Barber added me to Facebook – DENIED! I don’t even know him! God was writing on walls before Facebook made it cool. From POORLY DRAWN LINES: “Mom, the government is telling lies.” “I can beat SUPER MARIO in, like, five minutes.” “Government, stop that.” From Reddit and TOSH 2.0: BJ Champion?! From […]