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Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! / P and Lashaunna?! / Japanese hamster bread!

June 21, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me – no, […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Sarisa killing her mother / Speaking Al Bhed / I AM ERROR / Melody similarities

August 10, 2017

Today is National Smores Day! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Tycoon in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They meet the tutor Jenica, who can be in two places at once. “Sarisa was Lenna’s older sister. At a young age, she killed her mother and disappeared forever.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get […]

Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

Hiero is having a birthday party / No Carly / John / Bob Rock the music producer

January 8, 2017

Harmony emailed us an invitation to Hiero’s third birthday party. I got Auntie Wing Yee’s reply, which I guess is fine. Then I discovered that Carly S. had unfriended me, and that John Powell had added me via his alterego, Jon Powell. Carly Swan: Bob ROCK is a MUSIC producer?!

Poor, defenseless dragon! / Summarize the book! / Document LEFT BEHIND THE FLOOR

November 21, 2016

Poor, defenseless dragon! / Summarize the book! / Document LEFT BEHIND THE FLOOR From Julie, Creepy Stuff, and THE ADDAMS FAMILY: “A knight in shining armor. He killed the dragon.” “I can’t believe anyone would kill a dragon.” “The poor, defenseless dragon.” #DragonLivesMatter Teacher to a student named Jen: “No, I said SUMMARIZE the book…” […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]

Pasta and sausage! / No convenience stores! / Size 34FFF boobs?! / Doge bag!

August 3, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30, just managed to get the 407 because I shouted at another running person to tell the bus to wait, and didn’t have any time to buy snacks before getting to the house at 4:40 or so. Ayler saw me from the window, and I could hear him say “Auntie.” […]

Girls smelling like colon! / Playing with the DRAGON QUEST III Small Medal

June 26, 2016

From Matt: Your result for YOUR Average Day & Thoughts Quiz!… The Bore You are roughly 58% Fun & Adventurous! 61% Educated & Intelligent. 58% Fun & Adventurous. 68% Hygienic & Organized. 61% Fit, Sexy, & Interesting. 74% Logical & Practical. 35% Compassionate & Understanding. 20% Ugly & Shallow. 43% Open-Minded.   You Ranked: The […]