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Wind Gap, Nazareth, Ackermanville?! Bands, Bible, Jason, Nicki, and Jennifer!

March 18, 2020

Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Wind Gap, Nazareth, and Ackermanville are all in Pennsylvania?! Just reminds me of the Bible, the band, and Jason / Nicki / Jen Ackerman!

Vanessa and baby Cassidy! / Salty cream matcha BBT Coco! / Food birthstones!

May 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy, weathering a ten-minute Facebook glitch in the meantime where it wouldn’t work. They got here at 12:05, and we were on our way to R and H House in Lansdowne Mall. We talked about crazy friends, Tamara, Jen, abuse, Heather, how it’s nobody’s business […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! / P and Lashaunna?! / Japanese hamster bread!

June 21, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me – no, […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Sarisa killing her mother / Speaking Al Bhed / I AM ERROR / Melody similarities

August 10, 2017

Today is National Smores Day! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Tycoon in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They meet the tutor Jenica, who can be in two places at once. “Sarisa was Lenna’s older sister. At a young age, she killed her mother and disappeared forever.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get […]

Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

Hiero is having a birthday party / No Carly / John / Bob Rock the music producer

January 8, 2017

Harmony emailed us an invitation to Hiero’s third birthday party. I got Auntie Wing Yee’s reply, which I guess is fine. Then I discovered that Carly S. had unfriended me, and that John Powell had added me via his alterego, Jon Powell. Carly Swan: Bob ROCK is a MUSIC producer?!