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Archive for January 2007

Freak dinner plate accidents and Monty Python

January 31, 2007

Today’s Freaky Yet Truly Morbid Fact! A Victorian man bled to death after accidentally cutting his throat on a broken dinner plate. The freak accident happened as the man, from Point Lonsdale, south-west of Melbourne, Australia, was taking the leftovers from his dinner outside to give to his dog. The 57-year-old tripped as he went […]

Dream: Black people and invisible poles at mansions / Quizzes

January 31, 2007

I had a weird dream last night that at first involved Jon, Jeremy, and me taking the bus to an unknown destination. We got off the bus and went to this mansion as if drawn there by some unstoppable force. Met a whole bunch of people there, and had fun at the party that was […]

Ontario phone calls, amusing MSN name tricks, Kraft Shake’n Bake (Original)

January 31, 2007

Whose phone number is 416-224-1061? Yes, I know it’s from Ontario… but I don’t know anybody there. At least, not with that number! Weird stuff, but at least I’ve avoided it! Ah, MSN amusement is so hilarious! I just couldn’t resist any longer, so I had to do the “respond to MSN name” trick. Definitely […]

Banning people, death timing, crazy morbid buildings

January 30, 2007

I banned Victoria today. That’s what she gets for insulting me at least twice over in MY OWN COMMUNITY / JOURNAL! Some people never learn… there was no reason for her to respond to my spellcheck comment, haha. (as Nick’s said in the past!) Today’s Sad Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Artist Jean Cocteau died of […]

Spongebob Beanie Babies RULE! / No liquid sleep aids!

January 30, 2007

I found the perfect birthday present for my distant cousin Ethan just now at Save-On: a half-price Spongebob Beanie Baby! He loves Spongebob, so I’m hoping he likes it! The only thing is that I’ll have to get my mom to send it to his mom Anna sometime… and do I even HAVE the kid’s […]

Your brother is VERY BAD! / STOP BUGGING ME!

January 30, 2007

Let’s just say that tonight’s episode of 24 showed two sleazy slimeballs at their absolute worst! Jack Bauer’s brother is VERY bad indeed (killing everyone and such), and someone else in administration is perhaps even worse… the administration person’s nemesis is pretty smart, though! We could tell that someone else entirely was going to be […]

EW! Ants nibbled at her eye! / Serial killer music / Kraft Deluxe Original Macaroni & Cheese Dinner

January 30, 2007

Note: The Giving Mme blogquiz, by Sophie. Today’s Nibbly Yet Truly Morbid Fact! A woman receiving treatment for diabetes at a state-run hospital in eastern India lost one of her eyes after ants nibbled away at it. The patient recovering from a post-surgery infection shrieked for help as the ants attacked her on Sunday night, […]

Russian postcards and Translink

January 29, 2007

Hey, I got mail today! Katya (katzk) sent me a Russian Christmas card, and a postcard of the Savior-on-the-Blood cathedral in St. Petersburg… how cool. This reminds me that I need to send some really belated things out to her and others, so I’ll do that when Vanessa gives me her brother’s address. I need […]

We can just go from serious discussion to humor in a moment!

January 29, 2007

Note: Transplanting your Friends List into a Comic Book blogquiz, by Mike. Earlier today, Anita said that her cop husband Jeff had his photo in several papers because he was around a Richmond crime scene: Steph loved that, haha! Then Steph told me about a disturbing dream she’d had that was set at church. I’d […]

Cremation and the Old Bailey courthouse / Koo Koo Roo Santa Fe Pasta

January 29, 2007

Today’s Symbolic Yet Truly Morbid Fact! The Jews buried their dead, reserving cremation for criminals. The Christians followed the Jews in their abhorrence of cremation, regarding it as a pagan custom. A central tenet of Christianity was the resurrection of the body, and this belief could not be reconciled with cremation – though it must […]