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Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic!

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

What’s through that gateway? / Deviations from the norm / I have a cheeseburger!

February 6, 2017

Upon defeating L. Ron Hubbard in JONBOUND, Jon uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to check out whatever is behind him. “What’s through that gateway?” This Frank Zappa quote is from George Takei: “Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible.” From Janina and C.A.A. Cats Addicts Anony-mouse: It’s “have.” I HAVE a cheeseburger.