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Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic! Advertisements

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

What’s through that gateway? / Deviations from the norm / I have a cheeseburger!

February 6, 2017

Upon defeating L. Ron Hubbard in JONBOUND, Jon uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to check out whatever is behind him. “What’s through that gateway?” This Frank Zappa quote is from George Takei: “Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible.” From Janina and C.A.A. Cats Addicts Anony-mouse: It’s “have.” I HAVE a cheeseburger.

Grammar Nazi cat, Popsicle jokes, Taylor Minion

May 26, 2016

From Wesley: Grammar Nazi cat! “You think grammar is some kind of joke, don’t you?!” Popsicle jokes! Taylor Minion?!

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

April 27, 2016

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Reddit gold, again!

December 23, 2015

Reddit gold, again! I was being kind to someone (VizaMotherFucker) by telling him about simple pleasures!

2-1 win, FUCKING, happy toilet paper, Tenor, Hyman Shocker, Russell Teebagy

December 9, 2015

I got a notice saying that the hot water would be off in the building tomorrow – oh, man! The Canucks played the Rangers at 7 tonight, and they won 2-1 in a crazy third period. From Gawker in January 2012: Japanese department store may want to look up the meaning of the word “fucking”! […]

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2015

September 27, 2015

This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2015: * an additional month of Reddit gold from an anonymous person, on the day that my gold was going to run out anyhow! (Sept. 18) * The Hope We Seek (Julian) * cheesy nachos / pickles / wings / fries / […]