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6/9 Beavis and Butthead, Shin Ramyun Black noodles, Melanie Meleney SAME THING!

June 9, 2020

From John to Brad: Hey, Beavis. Today is “6/9.” Uh-huh huh huh huh. Shin Ramyun premium Black noodles in Pot-Au-Feu flavor! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Melanie Meleney?! That’s practically the SAME THING!

Blue dragons x6 (water / bone / wizard) / red dragon / 100,103 Reddit karma!

May 20, 2020

I had to get up at 5:45 AM because my fuckass upstairs neighbor decided to take a shower right then! UGH! After COFFEE TIME, I showered and did laundry as long as I was awake anyway. Definitely a DOUBLE COFFEE TIME morning… UGH! What I thought was a laundry quarter turned out to be a […]

Deryck Truong?! / Stouffer’s Chicken Parmigiana! / Tyiela Autrey 28 niece 22?!

May 8, 2020

Limited-edition Orange Vanilla Coke for Have A Coke Day today on May 8! From TSN: Deryck Truong?! BAD SPELLING OF DEREK! Stouffer’s Sauté Sensations Chicken Parmigiana with hot sauce, black pepper, and chili flakes for dinner! From Youtube: Lenell “Nell” Kirby and Tyiela Autrey, who was 28 and had a niece who was 22?! John […]

Good Friday 2020! / Kelyn and woman Shane?! / Jasica?! / 88,888 Reddit karma!

April 10, 2020

It’s Good Friday 2020 today! Various Western Family pasta with Classico Alfredo Sauce for Alfredo Sauce Day today on April 10! From Julie and GORDON RAMSEY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shane is 48 and a WOMAN?! WTF?! From Julie and GORDON RAMSEY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shane named her daughter KELYN?! […]

My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]