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Archive for January 2019

Paddel and Rowe of the Tazmily Boat Club! / I’m a charred dog, not a black dog!

January 31, 2019

I had to leave the house today from 8 to 4 because of the forced water shutoff and the sewer upgrades, and I hope this is the only one till all the construction is projected to end in December! This is NOT helping my budget OR my financial situation! I bought spicy beef noodle Tom […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

A witchy pentacle cat making noises! / Batman Batsuit history infographic!

January 29, 2019

I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place, and got home at about 3:50. Now there’s going to be no water on Thursday?! Damn construction and sewer upgrades, haha! From Julie: When you discover what your cat is really doing up all night making noises… here’s a witchy […]

People, horror movies, and makeup! / READ and LEAD rhyme… or maybe not?!

January 28, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Emily Harris FINALLY replied to my Facebook message from the 16th (making it TWELVE DAYS) confirming that she is indeed Kurt’s girlfriend, and saying that she recognized my name from Scary Mysteries on Youtube / Discord. Yes, that is right! I’m also glad we finally found each other, and […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Smith Glover and Poppy Askew?! DOUBLE GOODNESS in the credits!

January 26, 2019

From BETRAYED: Smith Glover AND Poppy Askew?! Murder by antifreeze!

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

Oat milk, Oasis juice, Sharpies trips x2, and Roberta! / 50 WAYS TO EAT COCK?!

January 24, 2019

I had COFFEE TIME after a useless morning trip to London Drugs for a specific set of Sharpies, but I did see Roberta while wasting my time. Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got “free” store brand bottled water x12 thanks to it being on the […]

Turns out the Highway restrooms were NOT a ramen shop! / SETP. 11?! WHAT?!

January 23, 2019

I went out to London Drugs at 12:15 on a 414 (just missing the 401) to get Gillett bar mop towels x4 (I haven’t bought them since January 2017?!), on-sale $2 Arm and Hammer All-in-One Complete Care Whitening Gel Toothpaste baking soda toothpaste with gel, on-sale Seventh Generation dish detergent (Free and Clear / Lemon), […]

Shanda, Izalea, Haylea, Anakin Glassmire, Jameel, Teesha, and Braylan?!

January 22, 2019

Vanessa just offered me a slow cooker – sure, why not if she can? From Julie: This black girl is named Shanda?! I knew a white girl named Shanda Bowie at Ferris elementary school once… From Julie: Izalea?! BAD SPELLING of Azalea! They were obviously interested in just “Izzy” as a nickname! From Julie: Haylea?! […]