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Archive for the ‘war’ Category

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]

Dragon fighting humans, Winter Rose Eckstein, Ziaheart Crystal, Leia Gabbart

September 28, 2017

After a few attempts, I finally got through to Dr. Ruby’s office at 10:15 to make an appointment. I didn’t care if they were kinda fully booked today. I got one at 3:20, so that worked for me after I took a shower. Wilf Charest added me via my Fearsome Canucks Fans group, too! Since […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]

India L. Byess, Enoch Deer, Poutrelle Guerremondiale Lequatorzieme, Ireneia Mink

July 31, 2017

From Not Always Right: India L. Byess?! India is a country, not a name! I remember this name from a long-ago piano recital at Lansdowne Mall: Enoch Deer?! I think he had a sister named Patricia, too. From Not Always Right: Poutrelle Guerremondiale Lequatorzieme?! Mmm, poutine! Poutine, war, and the equator… what could go wrong? […]

Kiliano Best, Jonathan Side, Stina Wargo Kolling, Storm McCreery Rye, Muh Legy

July 31, 2017

I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don’t have […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

Hearing ears and mouths, Gavin Danger / Everley Darling Russell, a MARIO room

May 31, 2017

I noticed that Chinese Eric – of all people – had called me at 7 last night, so of course I called him back and got his voicemail. Oh well. Then Barry called me to see whether I’d fixed my computer speakers yet. Yes, I had. Now that’s enough people interaction for me currently! From […]

BBQ beef brisket in a sourdough bun, an army war tank, Baramos and innards

May 29, 2017

From Candy: Her friend Gord once made these beef brisket sandwiches on some awesome sourdough buns for a BBQ. From Wesley: An army war tank! Baramos to the DRAGON WARRIOR III party: “Thou wilt regret thy coming indeed! You shall be dead for good, for I wilt surely feast on thine innards!”