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Happy Canada Day 2020! / Oh Canada! / Canada flags x4! / Your True Canadian Name

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! Happy Canada Day… America. In true Canadian spirit, we’d like to apologize for any hard feelings about us kicking your ass out of our country when you tried to invade in 1812. Love, Canada. I went out at 5:35 on a 407 for shopping purposes at London Drugs: […]

D’Neil Schmall, Nahnatchka Khan, Kandus Bangh, broccollie and collieflower

June 18, 2020

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie and her local news on CNN: D’Neil Schmall is a coronavirus nurse?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: A co-executive producer of FAMILY GUY is named Nahnatchka Khan?! From Julie: Kandus Bangh?! BAD SPELLING OF CANDACE OR CANDICE! From Julie: Day 21 of coronavirus quarantine… oh, look! It’s a Broccollie and […]

Sage and Cissy on THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED?! / Cuya Discord 2014 date glitch!

June 5, 2020

I heard Hester outside for the first time in three months when I was taking out the garbage, so interrupted the conversation she was having with some white guy because I wanted to tell her about my annoying laundry hog neighbor AND to request a couple of mousetraps. Of course she told me to write […]

A dragon trinket treasure box! / Jukella, Rashad, Lanay, Chiquita, and Annyia?!

April 25, 2020

From Dragons and Dragon Fantasy Art Addiction: Stunning dragon with sword trinket box fantasy art ornament… awesome! From Julie: Rashad is okay, but Jukella?! From Julie: Chiquita?! From Julie: Lanay?! From Julie: Annyia?! Couldn’t make up your minds between Annie and Anna?!

Bunny Bottom chocolate?! / My real Canadian name! / My Heavy Metal Band Name!

April 18, 2020

From Julie: Bunny Bottom Easter chocolate at CVS?! What is your real Canadian name? Snowy Hoser?! Heavy Metal Band Name Generator! Forbidden Magic?!

Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY, dollar store Peeps, Zdeno, WAR PIGS coronavirus parody

April 17, 2020

From James: Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY! From Highspirits’s Discord server: When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China… From the r/hockey Discord server and Instagram: Happy Easter 2018 to my Boston Bruins fan friends! Have Zdeno Chara with an Easter bear and baskets! From Jim: People gathered in their masses… […]

Budget sushi with Goldfish crackers / TP for my bunghole / Yoga pants / Baileys!

April 9, 2020

Today is Maundy Thursday 2020. This morning, Jim let me know about an extra $290 in my bank account – AWESOME RELIEF MONEY FOR THE CORONAVIRUS EXPENSES! Mike thought I’d be going to the store for the third time in three days… HAHAHA, no! From Julie: Budget sushi with a goldfish cracker, a green Play-Doh […]

No Method soaps! / Second Reddit silver! / Keep Calm Canucks! / RooCop emote!

February 19, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE Method dish soaps! The pump doesn’t work right, causing it to squirt all over the place! Frozen Bao (from the Blood Games) finally unfriended me or deactivated his profile. The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7:30, and lost 4-3 in the shootout… On December 29, 2019, I got a second Reddit […]

Ham and cheese sandwich, sushi party tray, Samyang, Beefaroni, Edo, and ROTEL!

February 19, 2020

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:05 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Samyang fire dumplings x3, Wei Chuan spinach and pork dumplings, on-sale Chef Boyardee Beefaroni / mini pasta shells and meatballs in tomato sauce / spaghetti and meatballs, sashimi and sushi Party Tray C […]

Romantic sacrifice candles, girl Mickey, Tyheem, Felica, Q girl, Deshauwn, Teron

February 3, 2020

From Janina: Guy says, “Aww, babe, look at you. Getting romantic with all of these candles.” Me: “First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.” From Julie: Cindy is fine, but Mickey for a girl?! Plus Tyheem?! From Julie: Johnny is obviously fine, but Felica?! So close, yet so far… BAD SPELLING OF FELICIA! Felica […]