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Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

DON’T ARGUE! / Towels / Drunk people / Buldak Topokki / Venis Goodman is a GUY?!

August 27, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:20 on a 407 to have dinner with Jon and the family at Don’t Argue pizzeria, AKA Louie’s parents’ place, which is closing down on Friday. (that’s NOT easily Googleable, Jon!) I was so early to Marine Drive that I killed time at the usual place by […]

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Princess, Za’Nyla, Jovia, Perfect Passion, and Pope Thrower?!

June 6, 2019

I showered today. From Julie: Princess?! She looks constipated… From Julie: Za’Nyla?! From Julie: Jovia?! Makes me think of Bon Jovi… and Rick claims he can only make boys?! HA HA HA! From Julie: Perfect Passion?! Pope Thrower?!

Hurry hurry haste haste! / Flowers are taken care of / Sealy Fourdrinier?!

March 19, 2019

The color of the French Toast icon is yellow, and so is the background of Mayor Pusher’s house! QUIRKY! Lucas and Boney go upstairs at Mayor Pusher’s house in Chapter 4 of MOTHER 3. They meet this guy. “Well, if you’ll excuse me. *hurry* *hurry* *haste* *haste* ” Lucas and Boney go see the train […]

Lena blocking me?! / HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON bedsheets / Always being yourself

March 19, 2019

What the fuck?! I discovered that Lena blocked me on both my main accounts after knowing me for four years! She knows very well that I’m Facebook friends with Robin, and we’d been discussing Jimmy and bad relationships before this. No indication that things were uncomfortable for her! I guess we didn’t have a great […]

Lataija, Osh, Jodi, a black Trinity?! / BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! PIN!

March 19, 2019

In the mail last week, I also got a BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! pin from Nepenthes on the TrollXOver30 Discord server. She is from Saskatoon! From Julie: Lataija?! From Julie: Osh is a guy?! Like Osh Kosh B’Gosh?! From Julie: Jodi says SHE is a FATHER?! From Julie: This black kid is […]

Belated Christmas card! / Roald Dahl, stickers, and bookmarks! / Markus Fucker?!

March 19, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Also, I got a very belated Christmas card with a red robin and logs / IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers / superhero stickers / Roald Dahl JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH bookmark / Roald Dahl THE BFG bookmark / golden owl bookmark / golden stylized leaf bookmark / […]

MORE SNOW! / Colton Saucerman has an epic beard AND an awesome name! HOCKEY!

February 19, 2019

Last night, I discovered a cut in my BRAND-NEW bag of Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos! The Cheetos had slightly spilled in the plastic tub, so I had to throw them out – UGH! I was too tired or lazy to go out in the cold AGAIN to check my reusable bag, so I did that this […]