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Quinsha is a name? / Do you want to buy a ticket for the Runaway Five show?

July 21, 2018

After I bought a 3-pack of dark JOCKEY underwear at the Bay which was unexpectedly on sale for $9 off ($21.99 from $30.99), I showered and did laundry. I went out at 11 on an 407, and returned home at 11:30 on another 407 – YAY FOR BUS EFFICIENCY ON A SATURDAY! I even found […]

Maverik Buffo?! / Waylynn Lucas?! / A Buddhist Jack Wang! / Aleaiah?! / Ajja?!

July 5, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. Maverik Buffo?! From Julie and CAKE WARS: Waylynn Lucas?! From Julie: Hey, here’s a Jack Wang who is the vice-president of a Buddhist group! My brother and white Eric used to know a swimming classmate named Jack Wang. From Julie: Aleaiah?! Such a bad spelling of Alia! From Julie: […]

Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! / Adonis, Tanika, Tierra, Ay’Vah, and Brittanie?!

July 3, 2018

I showered today. Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! From Julie: Adonis?! That should really be left to books and mythology… From Julie: Tanika?! (T A N I K A) I almost misread that as Tanka… From Julie: Tierra?! From Julie: Ay’Vah?! From Julie: Brittanie?!

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Dead mouse! / Passion fruit yogurt and Reese’s ice cream! / Clinton Bacon?!

May 17, 2018

Barry came by at 11:15 to help me with a flashlight / rubber gloves / steel wool, and left at 11:45. I gave him the parking pass, and he removed another dead mouse plus a nearby pack of playing cards. Since I didn’t have to help out today (which I found out at 2:40 right […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]

Dragon fighting humans, Winter Rose Eckstein, Ziaheart Crystal, Leia Gabbart

September 28, 2017

After a few attempts, I finally got through to Dr. Ruby’s office at 10:15 to make an appointment. I didn’t care if they were kinda fully booked today. I got one at 3:20, so that worked for me after I took a shower. Wilf Charest added me via my Fearsome Canucks Fans group, too! Since […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]