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Tuch Anas?! / Dr. Paul Harms, Takeshita, Ken Raper, Ginny Fuchs, and Rick Hole?!

June 10, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Vaseline lotions with the “smart” blue pumps from my apartment. They’re frustrating to open, and annoying to use! I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to get some iced tea for National Iced Tea Day AND get outdoors for National Get Outdoors Day. Got Brisk lemon iced tea and […]

Frances! / Alprentice Von Slatten?! / Cardi B named her daughter Kulture?!

June 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and getting some free NRG Detox Iaso tea samples from Shane in today’s mail (yay for bubble-wrap envelopes!), I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. We called Shaw and I managed to get my bill lowered by about $50 per month for two years […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

HAPPY EASTER! / Dragon hatching from Easter egg, dragon flicks, DRAGON WORLD!

April 21, 2019

HAPPY EASTER 2019! No busing to Burnaby tomorrow on Easter Monday for me – PHEW! I can just stay home! From Drachenwelt Fantasy of Dragons: Here’s a dragon hatching from a pastel Easter egg! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: Watch a great dragon flick: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, DRAGONSLAYER, and THE HOBBIT! From […]

Teena?! / Lickman Road Exit 116 in Chilliwack! / Kalisha?! / Latasha again?!

April 17, 2019

Jimmy blocked me again, but he’s an idiot who can’t take being told that he is wrong about everything. Despite what he thinks, I did make an effort on his birthday. I just was not available all day, and I definitely did wish him a happy birthday. Of COURSE I went to bed after doing […]

Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers, ACCIO POOP coffee mug, fake human poop

March 12, 2019

From Julie: Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers! Do we really need to dumb down the word “emoji” to “emo-gee,” though?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An ACCIO POOP coffee mug! From Julie M. and Wish: Fake human poop?!

Glow-in-the-dark bowling! No thanks on my behalf, MOM! Speed limit being 69!

January 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up for church in the morning. We talked about DARK SOULS, my eye surgery and insurance, how it was somewhat his fault for the sewer updates and construction zone around my place because his company was involved, drivers and turn signals, Elysse thinking my dad was dead because I […]

WALMART! / Mr. Saturn jar looking sad! / Fast, fancy, and average cars!

January 12, 2019

When I got to Deb and Dylan’s last night, I got settled in as Declan told me a lot of stuff about MOTHER GOOSE PRESCHOOL MINECRAFT / Eep the Mouse / spawns and mobs and Creepers. Elysse was watching FROZEN downstairs, so she told me about Anna and Elsa and Olaf. Typical kid talk, but […]

PHONE! / Caution! Chimera crossing! / Please refrain from posting Highway signs!

December 30, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I perforce met Mom and Dad at Wireless Wave at 4 to meet Walter W. and spend money. I did get some Loaded Potato Skins Ruffles chips at Shoppers for New Year’s beforehand! Ended up getting a cellphone, paired Bluetooth headphones, and more stuff. Mom talked AT me, which is normal, but […]

O Little Town of BaconHam! / Vincent Van Gogh’s STARRY NIGHT in bacon!

December 16, 2018

BACON THEME, OH YEAH! The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and won 4-2! From Pinterest: O Little Town of BaconHam! STARRY NIGHT by Vincent Van Gogh rendered in bacon!