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Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

The Imperfect Heart Test!

August 30, 2017

Since I was up at 7:30, it was COFFEE TIME and GREEN TEA TIME by default! “Your Imperfect Heart is Honest” Your heart is imperfect because it is so intuitive and perceptive. You tend to know the deal without people needing to say it. You may read between the lines, but you don’t expect others […]

My periods and birth control, Ultros as a receptionist, a last Imperial Trooper

August 29, 2017

I was up at 6 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I dreamed that I somehow flushed the toilet dry, which resulted in a flooded bathroom (?!) right before I had to leave to meet my family somewhere in Bellingham. Not that meeting them would have happened anyway, although I watched a show […]

What GLOW Lady Are You? / Crown Royal making you cry! / It’s a thesaurus!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Cherry” You are a tough cookie, and you don’t let anyone cross you. You are very determined and talented. Sometimes it takes a while for your hard work to pay off, and that can be frustrating. Eventually, you get the success you deserve. You are an obvious leader. People tend to immediately put […]

What Trendy Breakfast Are You? / Are You Adaptable? / Caffeine and weirdness!

August 11, 2017

Now that the HTML posting option on Blogthings finally works again (for now?), I can post all the drafts I’ve saved! “You Are Shakshuka” You love comfort and feeling cozy, but you are also open to new experiences. You crave warmth of all sorts. You are a bit of an oddball, and you wouldn’t have […]

Cup of tea and double vodka! / Veronica Hudon! / A grammatically-correct LOLcat!

July 13, 2017

Today is National French Fry Day! From Lynne Jamison: I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s double vodka. My ex-friend Veronica Hudon, whom I met through the Blood Games in 2008! At last! A grammatically-correct LOLcat! I am in your forum… posting in a grammatically accurate manner.

TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW! / Cinderella and tea parties! / Classrooms!

July 4, 2017

From Mental Floss: TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW?! From Janina: Cinderella says, “Come over. We’re having a tea party. And by a tea party, I mean we’re drinking whiskey from tea cups.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party makes it to the Narshe schoolroom in the World of Ruin. “Welcome […]

Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]