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Archive for the ‘tea’ Category

Reddit Poop Knife Award! / Whole-Wheat Kraft Dinner! / Burt’s Bees lip balm x6!

September 21, 2020

I discovered that the Whole-Wheat Kraft Dinner was already expired when I bought it on August 26. THE EXPIRY DATE WAS AUGUST 15?! YUCK! I know it doesn’t really matter for cheese powder and instant pasta, BUT STILL! I texted Barry to see if we were still on for Wednesday – even if he has […]

What’s Your Hockey Name? Brickwall Boss! / SECOND PLAYOFF ROUND AGAINST VEGAS!

August 21, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues in Playoff Game #6 at 6:45, and WON 6-2, eliminating the defending Stanley Cup champs! EMPTY-NET GOAL! Craig Berube pulled Jordan Binnington once it was 4-0, and then pulled Jake Allen temporarily with EIGHT MINUTES to go?! HAHAHAHA! From Martin D.: What’s Your Hockey Name? Brickwall Boss! NAME GENERATOR!

Doughnuts, golden dragons jewelry, MAN shorts with good pockets, short shorts!

August 21, 2020

I went out at 4:10, just missing the 401, but figured it was definitely safer to wait for the next bus, which turned out to be a 407. After consulting Customer Service as to where Champs Sports was (near Old Navy / Atmosphere / going straight and turning left down the long column), I managed […]

Birthday Game Name Generator! I’m stuck on an island with Harry Potter?!

August 20, 2020

Champs Sports at Richmond Centre finally answered their phone (unlike yesterday at 1:05) at 2:30, so I was able to ask my question about shorts sales. I’m tired of the bullshit shallow “pockets” on these dark blue Tradition shorts that I got from Sears in the past. I managed to almost lose my bus pass […]

Pillowcases, Ralph Lauren pillows, Daylogic soap, Scrub Dots, Germs Be Gone

July 27, 2020

I left at 4:05 in the HOT 30-DEGREE WEATHER on a 407 to get some clearance pillowcases and other things. When I sanitized my hands with my own gel within clear view of the masked people at the back door of the Bay, they thanked me. I managed to find some Ralph Lauren Bronze Comfort […]

OGX tea tree mint oil, Irish Spring aloe soap, Jergens, Dove, Vaseline, Wet Ones

July 18, 2020

After COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7 AM because of the sunny weather, I showered today. I finally tried the pictured OGX Beauty refreshing tea tree oil and mint shampoo and conditioner that I bought back on February 24 at London Drugs during the LAST water shutoff. It’s refreshing and tingly […]

Lactose intolerance Milky Way, Barilla Ready Pasta penne, squirrel with coffee

July 15, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more London Lights daylight CFL light bulbs! THEY BREAK AND ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH! PHILIPS LIGHT BULBS INSTEAD! Ni (Hester’s husband) came by at 1:45 in a mask to basically tell me that I had to replace the hallway light bulb myself or with “my helper – some guy.” Way to dodge […]

Blue dragon hoarding teacups and saucers, Weetabix, Häagen-Dazs, sour candy

June 24, 2020

Since I was up at 7:15 AM, it was automatically COFFEE TIME because I’d gone to bed at 2 AM after some serious Facebook tagging! Then I found out that SOMEONE had looked at MY comments in Raised By Narcissists – the mods aren’t supposed to look at MY comments when I report someone else […]

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Sadria Strong, Jeronta Brown, Chiara Kiara, Kaylie, Tamekia Tameeka, Andre Gay

June 10, 2020

I went shopping at 5:50 on a 401 for NEW Orange Creamsicles-filled TWIZZLERS, NEW Tangy Twizzlers Gummies, Green Tea and Ruby Kit-Kats x2, Silk almond milk with a good expiry date of August 1, and All-Clean lemon mint hand sanitizer x2 as backups for my shopping cart and the chair with masks! Got back at […]