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Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Cards Received, 2017!

December 29, 2017

Cards Received, 2017! Special 2017 (1) * Julie M.: “Here is the bracelet that I finally was able to send! I hope you like it. Go Canucks!! :)” Birthday 2017 (5) * card from parents * Steph, Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and Havarti: “Sarne! Happy 41st birthday from your loving sister, sister-in-law, and FAVORITE nephews! (Haha! […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

Who peed in my pool?! / Hating people with age, loving God’s people, footprints

December 28, 2016

I called Jocelyn at Chimo at 1, just as we’d figured out last week, but I just got voicemail! Then I called Barry anyway, so we made an appointment for January 18 at noon, but then I was stymied by his phone and the mute button. He said “holy fuck” to me about it! Later, […]

MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT Enemies, #1-18!

December 3, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT hack of EARTHBOUND. Some of them were found using Walk-Through-Walls to Happy Happy Village. I used this Youtube playlist by SkullKid3 as a walkthrough. Answers to the Indian’s quiz: McMurphy, 1164, Open It, Bat, Baskerville, Carla. Pour the Tomato […]

Magicant: Mario and Luigi’s Pizzeria, Selena, using the Garage Sale sign!

November 20, 2016

Here are Selena, Karlene (on the couch), and their undead pet creature Skully in Magicant with Colin and Mr. T.! This is what happens when the COLINBOUND party calls the Mario and Luigi’s Pizzeria in a place where they can’t deliver to them, such as Magicant: “Hello, this is Mario and Luigi’s Pizza calling.” This […]

Mario and Luigi, Selena, Ness the Hint Guy, and the geologists

September 3, 2016

At the Richardson Building in Winnipeg, Colin calls Mario and Luigi’s pizzeria after saving the world from Infina: “Hello, you’ve got Mario and Luigi’s pizzeria.” At the Richardson Building in Winnipeg, Colin calls Mario and Luigi’s pizzeria after saving the world from Infina: “I’m sorry, but Mario and Luigi are out saving the Princess… again.” […]

A Dutch tulip for Canada Day! / Facebook dragon stickers! / Funny ad placement

July 1, 2016

From Ryan B., Karla, and HOT 107 Edmonton: The Dutch bred a tulip specifically for Canada Day! From Julie: A Facebook dragon sticker of someone riding a dragon! From Julie on Tuesday morning: Dragon emojis! Man plunges to his death… ad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Karla Christmas card, Adolf Hitler Campbell, Shawn Dickensheets, Dr. Whet Faartz

December 16, 2015

I got a surprise Christmas card from Karla in the mail today! From June 2013 in New Jersey: Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honz­lynn Jeannie Campbell, Hons Heinrich Campbell, and a potential Rommel or Eva Braun Campbell… Here’s a December 2013 update on the Neo-Nazi guy: He named his baby girl Eva Braun […]

What I gave for Christmas 2014

January 2, 2015

What I gave for Christmas 2014 * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life (ex-)friends! (Christmas card for Claire G. and Marek P. / half-price 400g Turtles chocolates and a Christmas card [Eric H.] / half-price 400g Turtles chocolates and a romantic Turnkowsky Christmas card [Michael G.] / a beautiful Turnkowsky Christmas card and […]