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Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?! Advertisements

Raptors and Golden State Warriors at 12 Kings! / It’s not ladylike to swear?!

June 2, 2019

Eric M. unexpectedly called me at 2:50 to say that Eric Ho and a few of the guys were going to watch the Toronto Raptors play the Golden State Warriors in an NBA playoff game (Game 2) at 12 Kings, and wondered if I’d like to go. I said sure, why not. (much better freedom […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Frank’s Red Hot and MORE Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soups! / Frosted Flakes!

February 21, 2019

Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got bananas, Earth’s Own oat milk to try with my oatmeal, NEW limited-edition on-sale Olympic Dairy apple cinnamon yogurt, on-sale Olympic Dairy French Vanilla yogurt, lots of GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (Extra Hot cayenne […]

MEEK, Tyliece, Montrice, Marquella, Rasheed, Datrale, Korra, and Sunny Ho?!

February 20, 2019

I was up far too early (6 AM?!) for a smoke detector inspection at 12:45. At least yesterday’s snow has melted! Chinese Eric emailed me to wonder where I was because he tried calling me on the 17th (oops), but says that our next hangout could be in late March or early April because there […]

Christon! / Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate?! / Doge as a scoop of vanilla ice cream!

February 18, 2019

I showered today. Got Christon and Alice’s wedding invitation today – at least both the wedding and reception are in Richmond, so I can probably get white Eric to give me a ride on August 31! KIRIN AND BLUNDELL CHURCH, AHOY! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate, AKA Shy-Shy?! This message board posting was […]

DeAndre, Da’Siah, Shalice, Marie, Sirenity, and Kondo?! / Sterling Ivey?!

January 21, 2019

I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National New England Clam Chowder Day after I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my one eyedrops prescription. Two smaller bottles is fine by me! From Julie: DeAndre?! From Julie: Da’Siah?! From Julie: Shalice?! Too close to CHALICE, and it has LICE in the […]

Mexican food at Jeremy’s for Jon’s 37th birthday!

November 18, 2018

Menu for tonight: Tortilla chips with salsa verde and salsa rojo Chicken Tortilla soup Jicama Salad (vegetarian) Mole Colaradito Enchiladas (vegetarian) Agua de Jamaica (zero proof) After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:45 on a 401 for Jeremy’s. I had the on-sale Brookside Chocolate bars x2 (Roasted Almond and Sea Salt / Cranberry Almond […]

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!