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PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

No LIKING OR SHARING attempted guilt trips! / XKCD, Data the android, grammar!

November 23, 2016

I paid my Shaw bill online today, and managed to get together the $50 needed in an envelope (bank envelopes!) for half my passport fee BEFORE February 2017… here’s hoping that Mom remembers she and Dad will pay the other half! Jayne Buzunis attempted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I called IndigoSpirit to […]

Toasters for bathtubs! / Baroness Gardner of Parkes on the Japanese Knotweed

May 20, 2016

From Alice: You meet some people, and right away, you want to buy them a nice toaster for their bathtub. Baroness Gardner of Parkes is talking about the Japanese knotweed!

Guinness / Pho Bich Nga / Splendid activity for love / Alice Cooper corruption

April 19, 2016

No more Ivory aloe body wash; it’s slightly irritating for five minutes, which is really not good for down there! I had a dream where Barry returned a Guinness World Records book to me via my mailslot, Julie and a LOT of other people (HUGS, INTI, etc.) commented on my journal using message board-style replies […]

The unrelated Nguyen sisters x2!

February 21, 2016

2012 Presentation High School seniors Alexandra, Angela, Angelica, Elizabeth, Emily, Isabella, Madeline, and Vi Nguyen are NOT related. Well, two of them are twin sisters. Alice, Kim, Theresa, and Vivian Nguyen are similarly unrelated in 2016! “We are not related!”

Oaklee Izaiah, Shawnon Bellah, Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman, Truth C. Teller

January 10, 2016

Oaklee Izaiah?! I have Facebook friends who are the mom’s online friends as well; the house fire was definitely a tragedy, and I hope the mom’s doing better these days. Shawnon Bellah?! Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman?! Truth C. Teller?!

Nameberry: Most Popular Names of 2015!

December 29, 2015

According to Nameberry, these are the most popular names of 2015. Girls: Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Olivia, Cora, Eleanor, Isla, Lucy, Evelyn, Penelope, Aurora, Violet, Adeline, Claire, Hazel, Adelaide, Emma, Scarlett, Arabella, Alice, Luna, Mia, Grace, Lila, Imogen, Esme, Rose, Quinn, Evangeline, and Elizabeth. Boys: Ezra, Asher, Atticus, Declan, Oliver, Silas, Milo, Jude, Henry, Jasper, Kai, […]

Save the snowman from the serial killer! / Da Phuc, Suq Madiq, Alice Pimpaporn

December 13, 2015

Semagic finally updated to Version 1.8! Now, if Gmail (tabs) AND Semagic could stop crashing, that would be great! Snowman: Here comes a serial killer!!!! Quick! Save me! Call the cops! (the guy is a serial killer because he’s shovelling snow) Da Phuc?! Suq Madiq?! Alice Pimpaporn?!

Winter of our discount tents, 1981 Kraft Dinner, Wendy Wacko, Thomas Fister

December 11, 2015

From Alice: Now is the winter of our discount tents at Richard III Camping Goods in Leicester, England! Someone donated a box of 32-year-old Kraft Dinner from 1981 to the Surrey food bank in December 2013 during the annual CFOX Santa Fox food drive! Heath Cockburn?! Wendy Wacko is a real estate agent… Thomas Fister?!