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Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Frank’s Red Hot and MORE Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soups! / Frosted Flakes!

February 21, 2019

Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got bananas, Earth’s Own oat milk to try with my oatmeal, NEW limited-edition on-sale Olympic Dairy apple cinnamon yogurt, on-sale Olympic Dairy French Vanilla yogurt, lots of GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (Extra Hot cayenne […]

MEEK, Tyliece, Montrice, Marquella, Rasheed, Datrale, Korra, and Sunny Ho?!

February 20, 2019

I was up far too early (6 AM?!) for a smoke detector inspection at 12:45. At least yesterday’s snow has melted! Chinese Eric emailed me to wonder where I was because he tried calling me on the 17th (oops), but says that our next hangout could be in late March or early April because there […]

Christon! / Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate?! / Doge as a scoop of vanilla ice cream!

February 18, 2019

I showered today. Got Christon and Alice’s wedding invitation today – at least both the wedding and reception are in Richmond, so I can probably get white Eric to give me a ride on August 31! KIRIN AND BLUNDELL CHURCH, AHOY! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate, AKA Shy-Shy?! This message board posting was […]

DeAndre, Da’Siah, Shalice, Marie, Sirenity, and Kondo?! / Sterling Ivey?!

January 21, 2019

I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National New England Clam Chowder Day after I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my one eyedrops prescription. Two smaller bottles is fine by me! From Julie: DeAndre?! From Julie: Da’Siah?! From Julie: Shalice?! Too close to CHALICE, and it has LICE in the […]

Mexican food at Jeremy’s for Jon’s 37th birthday!

November 18, 2018

Menu for tonight: Tortilla chips with salsa verde and salsa rojo Chicken Tortilla soup Jicama Salad (vegetarian) Mole Colaradito Enchiladas (vegetarian) Agua de Jamaica (zero proof) After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:45 on a 401 for Jeremy’s. I had the on-sale Brookside Chocolate bars x2 (Roasted Almond and Sea Salt / Cranberry Almond […]

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Dr. Narwhals Mating?! / Thai food Monday Dinner!

May 22, 2018

Tonight’s menu: Gaeng Ped Bped Yang – Red curry with BBQ duck and pineapple Tom Ka Gai – Coconut galangal chicken soup Yum Kai Dao – Fried egg salad Pad Makeua Yao – Eggplant sitrfry with Thai basil White Eric called me at 6:05, and got here about 15 minutes later. We discussed Steph, Mom, […]

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]