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Archive for January 2017

My Galloglass dragon looks like Norman Reedus?! / Fanny Chmelar the skiier?!

January 31, 2017

According to Meaww’s “Who’s your lookalike?” quiz, my Galloglass dragon looks like a smoking Norman Reedus. Weird! Julie S. found that out on July 11. From Reddit: Fanny Chmelar?! (fanny smeller) Advertisements

Walmart Poo Dough, praying that the toilet is not clogged, refilling toilet tank

January 31, 2017

Julie S. found this in Walmart: POO DOUGH! Julie S. found this in Walmart: POO DOUGH! Janina also linked me to a Robin Hershey photo of this Poo Dough toy! Standing by the toilet after you flush, praying to God that your shit doesn’t clog the toilet. Success Kid meme: The Lord works in mysterious […]

Bottles of booze on your head, the Lockport Tribune, rodents in a Garson tunnel

January 30, 2017

Sabrina K. unfriended me from Facebook – fair enough? Colin is checking out the Lockport Motel. Here’s a girl with a bottle of booze on her head! Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Here is today’s Lockport Tribune headline.” Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Colony of rodents found in tunnel to Garson.” […]

Harsh Prasad?! / Sarah is not a HE, Lakewood hospital nurse! / Jon is not a SHE!

January 29, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! From Cracked: Harsh Prasad?! In JONBOUND, Sarah Buffaloe dies, so Jon Otis and Tomato go to the Lakewood hospital to revive her. The nurse says, “Sarah? HE’LL be all right. Please pay $2 in advance.” Sarah is not […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Enemies, #1-169!

January 29, 2017

This is a list of enemies in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. an alternate Starmen link. DO NOT STAY AT THE SCARABI HOTEL AFTER DEFEATING THE PINK CLOUD SANCTUARY BOSS, UNLESS YOU WANT THE GAME TO FREEZE! Lunches of Enlightenment only restore 50 PP for Poo. For Ness and Paula, it only recovers 10 PP! THE PIG […]

Giegue’s Core, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE coming together, Universal Cosmic Destroyer

January 28, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE O’TASTY DUMPLINGS! THEY FALL APART WAY TOO EASILY WHEN COOKING! It took me TWO HOURS to defeat Ness’s Demon just now in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. I thought that using PK Flash on him might […]

Castrating a bull, Past Niiue, Future Niiue, Flying Men, Flying Men gravestones

January 27, 2017

I called Steph at 6:20 so we could figure out a date and time for me to visit them. While we were talking about Feb. 5 at noon (which works according to Translink), SLB, and surprising Mike / Sandy / Ruth in Hamilton, Fraser was babbling and saying “ma-ma.” I knew I might regret it […]

Life better after a big poo, friends forever, fiery farts, a Number Two Pencil

January 26, 2017

From Helen S.: Life is always better after a big poo. From Julie S.: Toilet paper and poop are friends forever! From Reddit: Here’s a fiery fart! From Pete and FART IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD: Here’s a Number Two Pencil for you!

Baby Giegue, an unknown new Magicant door, music to soothe the savage breast

January 26, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 6 tonight, and lost 3-0. In COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, here is baby Giegue (a “UCD”) at Level 3 in his own personal Magicant. In COGNITIVIE DISSONANCE, a new unknown door appears once you complete Giegue’s personal Magicant. From Yao Zhong Lim in Yew Tee Village, Singapore: TONG YEE excerpt from […]

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!