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Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Mercy isn’t a GUY name! / Yak isn’t a HUMAN name! / Rachel Wiener?! PENIS FOOD!

December 7, 2017

Two surprises tonight before my shower: Geoff said he’d be “in town” (Tsawwassen Mills) on the 23rd (a Saturday), and Kathy would probably be there. Depending on the weather, I’m probably in for that! Also, Eric Ho tried calling me (but couldn’t get through because the hockey game was on), and then emailed me with […]

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]

Charles Manson dead! / Doge birthday card! / Bedamned clapperclaw! Archeoavis!

November 19, 2017

Charles Manson is finally dead! May his victims’ families find more peace! Hey, here’s a Doge birthday card! “Such birthday. Wow. Much Cake. Wow. Such age. Very celebrate.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris come across King Tycoon after fighting their way through the Ronka Ruins in FINAL FANTASY V. He has this to say about […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]