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6/9 Beavis and Butthead, Shin Ramyun Black noodles, Melanie Meleney SAME THING!

June 9, 2020

From John to Brad: Hey, Beavis. Today is “6/9.” Uh-huh huh huh huh. Shin Ramyun premium Black noodles in Pot-Au-Feu flavor! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Melanie Meleney?! That’s practically the SAME THING!

Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Uncle Ben’s long wild herb rice, Tylee Ryan, Orrin cyborg, CreeAnn Pleggenkuhle

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild Herb rice! From Julie, Reddit, and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Joshua is obviously fine, but Tylee Ryan?! Kid, you have a bad mother, too! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Orrin says he’s a cyborg from the year 2050?! Funny React Couch reaction video via James. From […]

ZOODLES! / Wanda Musk?! YUMMY! / Earnie and Syble Stokes?! / Doll Shrimp Wonton!

May 10, 2020

Today is Mother’s Day 2020. I merely texted Mom. Whatever. At least I don’t have to do the combined Mother’s Day and birthday dinner THIS year! ZOODLES! SNACK TIME! From Youtube: Wanda Musk is a Korean-American?! Mmm, musk… From Youtube and FATAL VOWS: Earnie and Syble Stokes?! BAD SPELLINGS OF ERNIE AND SYBIL! Breakfast: Doll […]

No Live Clean soaps! / Qualesha Williams and Katlyn Brieskorn?! GHETTO SPELLING!

April 30, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Live Clean hand soaps! The pump squirts at weird angles! (I’m noticing a theme, pattern, or coincidence here…) I don’t care when the Live Clean body washes do that since it all just washes off while I’m taking a shower anyway. It’s National Bubble Tea Day 2020 today! From r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Qualesha […]

Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]

Alajawan Brown?! BAD SPELLING OF OLAJUWON! Monsters and critics! Gang members!

January 18, 2020

Reminded Eric about tomorrow’s plans… 8:45 AM tomorrow because of PowerPoint?! AIYA! I went out at 12:50 on a 401 with my wheeled shopping cart to London Drugs and bought Heinz pure white vinegar x4 from the beverages aisle, Joyya 2% milk (1L, needs the Starfrit jar opener), NEW Tiger Tiger Japanese-style Sukiyaki noodle soup […]

Gladys Kravitz seeing what you did / Shantay Huntington?! / Yowanly is a girl?!

December 30, 2019

From Not Always Right and I Can Haz Cheeseburger: Gladys Kravitz sees what you did there. From Youtube: Shantay Huntington?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Yowanly is a girl name?! WHAT?!

Daniel Holdom (44), Karlie Pearce-Stevenson (20), and Khandalyce CANDLE Pearce?!

December 25, 2019

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2019! From 60 Minutes Australia: Daniel Holdom (44), KARLIE Pearce-Stevenson (20), and KHANDALYCE (pronounced “Candle-lease”) Pearce?! Reminds me of Holdom Skytrain station, too!

Caril Ann Fugate?! / Niqui McCown?! / Coty Beaver and Gelareh Bagherzadeh?!

December 23, 2019

The Canucks played the Oilers tonight at 7, and s. Caril Ann Fugate?! BAD SPELLING OF CAROL! From Youtube: Niqui McCown?! BAD SPELLING OF NICKI OR NIKKI… how do you get that as a nickname for Marilyn, anyway? Oh, NICOLE is one of her middle names. She doesn’t even look black, but the dude with […]