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McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Juatasha (Wa-Tasha) Denton-McCaster murdered and dismembered her husband Norman?! HOLY WOW!

June 8, 2019

My iron pills are variegated in color now! Old and new mixed together! I am also officially done with all my eyedrops for now! From Crime Watch Daily: Juatasha Denton-McCaster dismembered her husband Norman?!

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Ieshia Woodberry?! / Axel, Jazmine, Jala, Ra’Kiyah, Kajuan, and Mahogany?!

March 2, 2019

From Babies Behind Bars: Ieshia Woodberry?! From Julie: Axel? It’s obvious that this you’re naming your kid after Axl Rose. From Julie: Jazmine?! Reminds me of Jazmin (spacewolfcub) and my ex-friend Yazmine! From Julie: Jala is Jazmine’s best friend?! From Julie: Ra’Kiyah and Kajuan?! From Julie: Mahogany?! That’s not an acceptable color name…

Tye isn’t a name! BAD SPELLING! / Page 45 and my love life!

February 25, 2019

John Davis blocked me yesterday because HE was the one who described a comment as an article when I gave a poor description of a Richmond car accident – okay then, Overly Sensitive Idiot. I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National Clam Chowder Day. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and […]

5-1 win! / Chicwanda Forbes?! WHAT A BAD NAME!

February 2, 2019

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today. From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!