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Nakeyia Rhodes, Tyshika Askins, Donielle Gaines, Shajuana Ross

August 1, 2018

CHOCOLATE AND BATHROOM REPLACEMENTS GALORE AGAIN, and today’s date is a palindrome: 8/1/18! I showered and did laundry. Then I went out in the cooled-down weather (no more heatwave!) at 2:45 on a 401 so I could get these things from London Drugs: replacement Secret thin bamboo socks, on-sale Dial Mountain Fresh soap, on-sale Ritter […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

A silver dragon with a skull sword! / Twins Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

May 12, 2018

I showered today. A silver dragon with a skull sword! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: These twins were named Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 49! / Richard Roundtree?! / Ramaya?!

April 9, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 49! From Julie: Richard Roundtree? Nice last name! From Julie: Ramaya?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 48! / Arin and Brandin Natzke?! / LADDIES is not LADIES!

April 7, 2018

The Canucks played the Oilers at 7 in their very last game of the 2017-2018 NHL season; also the Sedin twins’ last NHL game, and Vancouver lost 3-2 in overtime. There was a very emotional sendoff, and the Sedins were named second and third stars. Then there was the Humboldt bus crash yesterday, which is […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 14! / Chinese New Year stickers 5! / Burying your stress!

March 2, 2018

I blocked Tommy because he was being totally obtuse and thought that I was being a hypocritical judgmental sexist bitch. He’s the one who upsets Jimmy and Helen, seemingly without realizing what he did wrong! The Canucks played the Predators at 7 tonight – the game went to overtime, and Nashville won 43 seconds into […]

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]