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Dawn Seaman, River Little, Sharin Morningstar Keenan, Abby Jadelyn Davidson

October 16, 2017

Today is Dictionary Day! 😀 Canada Post didn’t even make an effort to deliver my newest Bathroom Reader in my mailbox, instead sticking a “failure to deliver” notice inside without a phone call. Guess I’ll have to make the trek over to Blundell Centre tomorrow before the hockey game… sigh. Of course I had to […]

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, Ming Ming Chen, Brazilian penises and holy milk

October 2, 2017

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, some of which you need a code for: Cider, Old Clock Key, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Lump of Metal, Lola’s Letter, Coral, Books, Royal Letter, Rust-Rid, Autograph (an opera singer’s autograph), Manicure (pretty red manicure), Opera Record (has a small scratch), Magnifying Glass (has a convex lens), Rare Stone […]

Hannette Cocoa Wolf, Fyva Prold, Allayna Groove, Cyntoia Brown, Airynn Wolf

September 30, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #8 (the last one!) against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 3-2! From Not Always Friendly: Hannette Cocoa Wolf?! From Not Always Working: Fyva Prold?! From Not Always Right: Allayna Groove?! That’s not how you spell Alena, but I want to get down with that musical groove, baby! Cyntoia […]

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Fire beam dragon breath, Kathy Netherland, Samantha Netherland, Cinthia Tram

September 12, 2017

I talked to Jimmy on FB messages for a good while this morning (which seems to be going well so far), and also Shiv on Discord, who says he’s growing more fond of me by the day. Well, I still jokingly think he’s a butthead, haha! Fire beam dragon breath! From CRIMINALLY LISTED: Kathy Netherland […]

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

Aleah Beckerle?! / The crazy old man knowing about Emperor Gestahl’s map?!

August 21, 2017

I woke up at 5:45 AM, so it was definitely COFFEE TIME! Then it was ECLIPSE MUSIC with Bonnie Tyler’s TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! I also watched a live eclipse video on Facebook. From Facebook: Aleah Beckerle?! After defeating all the paintings at Owzer’s Mansion in Jidoor, the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS […]

James Riddle Hoffa?! / King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

August 20, 2017

I sent Jon a Facebook message this morning after COFFEE TIME to wonder what time I should drop by tomorrow, and 2:45 sounds good to me! Jimmy Hoffa’s full name was James Riddle Hoffa?! From Julie: King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

74,000 Facebook likes from my Facebook friends! / Glee Ewell?! Like the emotion?

July 17, 2017

I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today! Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It’s pronounced “U-ull.”