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I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]

Ferocious blue dragon! / Talon Pierce, Chelsea Smoke, Alba Ruby Silvestre

October 30, 2017

From Krista: Ferocious blue dragon! From Not Always Friendly: Talon Prince?! From Not Always Working: Chelsea Smoke?! It would be ironic if she did smoke! From Not Always Right: Alba Ruby Silvestre?!

Dragon fighting humans, Winter Rose Eckstein, Ziaheart Crystal, Leia Gabbart

September 28, 2017

After a few attempts, I finally got through to Dr. Ruby’s office at 10:15 to make an appointment. I didn’t care if they were kinda fully booked today. I got one at 3:20, so that worked for me after I took a shower. Wilf Charest added me via my Fearsome Canucks Fans group, too! Since […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

A backwards-talking broom in Gaia! / The Bottled Fairy from the Caravan!

June 14, 2017

The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to fly into Gaia, where they come across this backwards-talking broom! “Do you have great Power?” it asks them in backwards speak. The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to […]

Candy Hen! / Fnord! / Fobbies are Borange! / Mr. Jupiter! / Larice’s Magicant

January 20, 2017

My mouse drifted away to the other side of the screen a lot yesterday, and has now refused to open a right-click menu in Chrome, so I switched to Opera, then found out about an hour later that right-clicking worked in Chrome again. Okay, then! I also made an appointment with Dr. Ruby for 2:50 […]

The Last Water! / Bathtub in Space! / A chewed-on spaceship! / A space rocket

December 13, 2016

I got stickers from Nyani M. (browngirl / rubynye) today in the mail: Dragon stickers from the webcomic Will 5 Never Come, a girl with a black dress, a girl with artwork, a black girl with an orange dragon, blue superhero stickers, musical notes with rainbows, golden awards, a girl summoning a rainbow swirl, a […]

Airhorn prank, Flying Men in BOZOBOUND Magicant, complicated winter jackets

December 7, 2016

Mom said that she and Dad could pay a lot of the $160 passport fee if I waited for her outside Dr. Ruby’s office at the early hour of 9:45 AM or if they picked me up at 9 AM. I opted for the latter, given the current state of the weather around here. She […]