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Loose screws fixed, Dr. Ruby appointment, yakisoba, glucosamine, spare bath mat

May 17, 2024

Telus invaded the apartment building lobby again. NO, it is NOT a “fun event” if we have to ignore your chatter when we’re trying to get stuff done! COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about his rainy weather, his hurt spine, silence, my kindness […]

Doughnuts and pizza birthday card / Cake pop and doughnut Mother’s Day card

May 9, 2024

Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about entitled Karens, jokes, a Parmesan cheese / roast beef / Colby Jack cheese sandwich, loincloths, and hot weather. On Discord PM, Phil was not expecting the hockey result and figures that the Leafs also need to fire Brendon Shanahan in addition to […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine at Tsim Chai: Beef tripe and mushroom congee!

April 12, 2024

SHOWER TIME AND COFFEE TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about spleen lacerations, his sister Elizabeth, groceries, mozzarella pizza from Pizza Hut, Robert Smith, the Cure, ceviche, videos, and seafood. At least there’s FINALLY a Chicko Chicken near me at 8271 Westminster Highway, near Tsim Chai Noodle House! […]

Dr. Ruby woes / Pharmacy next door / Vomiting green monkey

October 5, 2023

I got October’s extra money in my bank account today – $193! WOO! YAY! As soon as the doctor’s office opened at 9:30 AM today, I called Dr. Ruby to hopefully refill my prescription over the phone. After two busy signals and two voicemails on four attempts, I FINALLY got through at 10:35 AM on […]

Back pain appointment, captain’s chair, Samyang spicy hot sauces, free Dollarama

March 29, 2022

T and T Supermarket website – opens at 8 AM in Lansdowne! Dollarama dollar store website – opens at 9 AM in Lansdowne! Parker Place website Chicko’s Chicken website – opens at 11 AM! I left EARLY at 8:20 AM on a 407 with my portable old lady shopping cart to go to T and […]

Breiton Scott Ackerman is a shitty white trash name! / Draven on JERRY SPRINGER?

March 22, 2022

I decided to call Dr. Ruby’s office and try getting an in-person doctor’s appointment for the back pain I had last week. After answering the receptionist’s coronavirus Covid questions satisfactorily, I got one for next week at 10 AM. Cool. Maybe I’ll go to Dollarama for stickers at Lansdowne later that day, then. Phil briefly […]

Creamy Cheddar Cheese rice for a snack! / Grandma’s pitcher and Reddit awards!

January 21, 2022

I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National New England Clam Chowder Day after Mike texted me about Meatloaf’s and Louie Anderson’s (who?) deaths at 9:15 AM. After twelve times over the past two days with either a busy signal or a voicemail, someone FINALLY answered the phone at Dr. Ruby’s office at […]

Janteyl Danielle Johnson, Caileigh Filmer, Levelle, Alexiuse, Dar, Xiomara Hall

October 4, 2021

It’s TACO DAY 2021 today! As promised, I replied to Mike more substantially this afternoon. After someone stopped being a pain in the ass since Facebook was down today, I was finally able to go to Shoppers Drug Mart at 7:10. I got 270g Whoppers at Shoppers x2 (it rhymes!), a NEW President’s Choice Ruby […]

President’s Choice shepherd’s pie! / Hot Wheels Advent 18 car on 19 square!

December 19, 2020

Dr. Ruby finally called me back TODAY ON MY SMARTPHONE at 10:35 AM (when I was making breakfast!) for my prescription refill so they could FINALLY fucking fax it over to the pharmacy next door which isn’t even open on the weekends. She was going to fucking hang up on me because I couldn’t understand […]

Grandma Xmas whiskey and a bong! / Ginjas / 2020 sucks! Socks! / No matching PJs

December 11, 2020

I’m just glad that Atheist replied to my morning mundane messages today about discovering yeet-hai on Discord. QUADRUPLE “M” ALLITERATION! Reassurance is a good thing, so I thanked him for that before I left and deleted things that the phone guys DON’T NEED TO SEE! He positively replied later on when I was out, but […]