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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Andrew and chairs! / Jimmy and arguing! / Helping with my three nephews!

July 12, 2018

Yesterday at 5:55 PM, Andrew M. called me unexpectedly to ask if I was still looking for a computer chair. I said yes, and he said that there was a free and clean green one at 730 Cambie in Richmond, but it seemed like it may need a bit of vacuuming. He couldn’t get it […]

Happy Canada Day! / A Canada Day birthday cake! / Beau Titsworth plays golf?!

July 1, 2018

HAPPY CANADA DAY! 151 YEARS OLD! I left at 5:55 to get two 3-subject Hilroy notebooks in green and light blue from London Drugs, returning home at 6:40 on a late 407. From Reddit: A Canada Day birthday cake! Happy Birthd’eh! Beau Titsworth?!

Genuine Potts?! / Nando Eggenberger?! / Fabian Eggenberger?! / Toriana?!

June 25, 2018

Genuine Potts?! From r/canucks: Nando Eggenberger?! From r/canucks: Fabian Eggenberger is Nando Eggenberger’s second cousin?! From Julie: Toriana?!

Bucky Worboys?! / RJ?! / Aries?! / Cinda?! / LV?! / Danuta?! / Denetra?!

June 23, 2018

Bucky Worboys?! From Julie: RJ and Latrice?! From Julie: Aries?! From Julie: Cinda?! From Julie: LV?! Like Coolio and LV in GANGSTA’S PARADISE?! From Julie: Danuta?! Maybe it’s an Austrian name! From Julie: Denetra?!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Antioch dragon bookmark, Soup Dragon Clangers, Mythical Dragon salt and pepper

May 31, 2018

Soup Dragons – I’M FREE! I have this $2 Antioch dragon and yin-yang bookmark, minus the bead! The dragon is gifted, intelligent, tenacious, and generous. Design by Evelia Garcia. From Hayley and the r/hockey Discord server: Soup Dragons from the Clangers in the UK! From Julie M. and Wish: A mythical dragon salt and pepper […]

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… |passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! / Your ex was technically born in a different year?!

May 3, 2018

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not “technically” born in a different year. He either was or wasn’t born in a different year. Make up your mind.