Archive for the ‘reddit’ Category

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 23, crashing into the Thai House Restaurant, Dr. Rolex Omega

March 12, 2018

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-0. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 23! From Reddit: Let’s CRASH our Porsche SUV into the Thai House Restaurant in Richmond, instead of using a parking space like normal people! From Not Always Right: Dr. Rolex C. Omega?!

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

FINAL FANTASY Malboro and every status effect ever! / Matt Patricia?!

February 8, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2. From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything! From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!

Oxford comma Discord update, Aja, Fraser and stickers

February 6, 2018

Steph got her Fart-O-Matic wheel birthday card and Fraser’s stickers on Friday, so she emailed me a couple of those pics! From the r/hockey Discord server: FINALLY! Discord added an Oxford comma when three or more users are typing at the same time! BEST ASPECT OF THIS NEW UPDATE! From Julie: Aja is pronounced like […]

A heart, Relisha Rudd, Unique Raquel Leona Harris

February 4, 2018

From Eve: A heart! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Relisha Rudd?! Like RELISH?! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Unique RaQuel Leona Harris?!

Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]