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Caroling with Yoda! / Holding the door and thanks! / Canucks Nativity scene!

December 17, 2017

From Julie: Nobody liked caroling with Yoda! “A merry Christmas we wish you… a merry Christmas we wish you…” From Eve and Buzzfeed Canada: If the same person holds two consecutive doors for you, is it common courtesy to say “thank you” both times? This is the most Canadian discussion I’ve ever seen on the […]

Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

Chanukah and Hanukkah are both valid spellings! / Concern is not rape culture!

December 13, 2017

kFrom the Shoppers Drug Facebook wall on Nov. 6, 2017: Hanukkah and Chanukah are both valid spellings of that holiday, and I learned that in elementary school at least 30 years ago! From Reddit on Nov. 17, 2017: Having guys concerned about your safety on a (solo) backpacking trip is not perpetuating rape culture! Come […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Four months is NOT a long time! / You shouldn’t take YOU GO, GIRL! so seriously!

December 6, 2017

Chrystal emailed me this morning to say that she’ll actually be out of town for the next two weeks and would love to meet up with me after getting back on the 20th, so that still totally works for me even if she understandably can’t do the 14th! Vanessa came by from Langley before her […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

Dragon attacking a castle, Tyson Gay becoming Tyson Homosexual, bread dragons

November 29, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, despite redrum not being over yet. Gotta be decent for tomorrow… *sigh* I also finally got Lena’s cheque for the Lindt gingerbread truffles, which reminds me that I should get Corey’s birthday card in the mail. Maybe tomorrow, too! It’ll be the shit cake card from London Drugs, haha. […]

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]

I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]