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CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

Red flag questions are OBVIOUSLY negative! / Tampons NOT being heteronormative!

September 30, 2017

I showered and did some laundry today, so at least I can feel more human and less like a desiccated corpse! I got a free sample of Excel Soft Chew peppermint gum in the mail yesterday! From Reddit on August 16, 2017: “All these RED FLAG questions are so negative!” DUH! I’m very surprised that […]

Birthday Wishes in 2017!

September 25, 2017

Sushi boat for two from MEGA SUSHI in Steveston: Appetizer tempura, big boss roll, California roll, two pieces of tuna sashimi, two pieces of salmon sashimi, two pieces of ebi, ebi sunomono, and miso soup! Birthday stuff from Vanessa: Dutch chips (Bali Kroepoek), Dutch chocolate sprinkles (Quino boterhamkorrels) to be used on toast, and five […]

Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Birthday cats and guitars, White Spot curried red quinoa, GLISS shampoo

September 17, 2017

Mom and Dad picked me up at 5:50 with a bunch of stuff, detailed below. We went to White Spot because I vetoed Dinesty. It’s my birthday, so I get to choose, dammit! We talked about Steph, this upcoming winter, Jon needing to be a parent (I don’t care!), Netflix, Auntie Grace, Dave He, Auntie […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Naomi Nicely and short marriages! / Increasing things someone doesn’t like!

September 11, 2017

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I’m just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff – always good! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or […]

Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]