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Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

What Color Chair Should You Sit In? / Toothpaste on toast for breakfast?!

August 11, 2017

“You Should Sit in a Blue Chair” You are the most reliable and trustworthy person in the room. You bring stability to every situation. You are genuine, sincere, and honest. You tactfully tell it like it is, and people trust you to bring on the truth. You are at peace with who you are, and […]

What’s Inspiring About You? / How Should You Beat The Heat? / Monogonormative?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are a Go-Getter” You are a very ambitious person, and you’re constantly adding to your list of goals and dreams. While you dream big, you never let that satisfy you. You like to get out there and make sure your dreams come true. You don’t lose sight of your larger purpose in life, and […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

BADGER Daylighting, manipulating Magitek Armor abominations, Charisma Carpenter

July 16, 2017

Today is National Ice Cream Day! From Janina: BADGER Daylighting! Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: “Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?” From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Baby wombats! / Sabin in the Phantom Train dining car! / Tyranny Todd?!

July 11, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters… In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Having no panties on, Cyan in the Phantom Train dining car, Dreama Walker

July 8, 2017

From Janina: This alpaca is whispering to her friend, “I ain’t got no panties on.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Cyan says, “A… are you going to […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!