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Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

A glitchy Sky Walker / Hello, darkness! / PPK Spirit / Teddy Bears in Fourside

May 15, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME this morning at 8 AM since I had maybe six hours of sleep! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff Andonuts makes it to Dr. Andonuts’ Lab south of Stonehenge. Look at this glitchy Sky Walker! You should see it when it’s flying to the town of Threek… thank goodness it worked to […]

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

No interruptions while I’m reading! / Existence not mattering / Pet is a name?!

April 21, 2017

I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and […]