Archive for the ‘jennifer’ Category

Awesome horror movie map of the United States, Sunlen Serfaty, Charis the singer

October 28, 2016

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and were shut out for the second straight game (which included a penalty shot) by a score of 2-0. Of all people, Milan Lucic HAD to score with two minutes left into the empty net! From Julie: An awesome horror movie map of the United States! From Julie: […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Semen Medik?! / May the 4th be with you, Cinco de Mayo, Revenge of the Sith

May 4, 2016

From Reddit: Semen Medik?! If today is “May the 4th be with you,” and tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, does that make the day after “Revenge of the Sith”?

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Timmy, cheeses, Jenni Asserholt, Dicksmasher X. McIroncock, Irina Slutskaya

December 27, 2015

Timmy! That’s not where the carrot goes on the snowman! Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton… Jenni Asserholt! Dicksmasher X. McIroncock! Irina Slutskaya!

Dick Hardstaff, Virginia Booty-Givens, Rehtaeh Parsons, Zoe as Xoeigh

December 12, 2015

Dick Hardstaff?! Seen on Jennifer T.’s Facebook friends: Virginia Booty-Givens?! Give me that booty! Rehtaeh Parsons! (“Heather in dyslexic,” as per Encyclopedia Dramatica) Xoeigh?! Isn’t that supposed to be ZOE?!

Bear Trapp, Chris P. Bacon, Alma Knack, Jennifer Slutsky

November 21, 2015

Bear Trapp! Chris P. Bacon! Alma Knack! Jennifer Slutsky!