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I will cut you! / A manicure set with pliers?! / Hulk Hogan and Pastamania!

June 5, 2017

From Janina: This business card from my barber says, “I will cut you”! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A manicure set with pliers?! From Vanessa’s friend Jennifer Fleming: Hulk Hogan and Pastamania!

Not everyone will like you! / Jennifer Pillow-Taylor?! / An ordinary fish!

May 25, 2017

From Julie: Not everyone will like you. But then again, not everyone matters. From Not Always Right: Jennifer Pillow-Taylor?! I think Pillow is a cool last name! Rare item in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS: Fish: Just a fish.

Awesome horror movie map of the United States, Sunlen Serfaty, Charis the singer

October 28, 2016

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and were shut out for the second straight game (which included a penalty shot) by a score of 2-0. Of all people, Milan Lucic HAD to score with two minutes left into the empty net! From Julie: An awesome horror movie map of the United States! From Julie: […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Semen Medik?! / May the 4th be with you, Cinco de Mayo, Revenge of the Sith

May 4, 2016

From Reddit: Semen Medik?! If today is “May the 4th be with you,” and tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, does that make the day after “Revenge of the Sith”?

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Timmy, cheeses, Jenni Asserholt, Dicksmasher X. McIroncock, Irina Slutskaya

December 27, 2015

Timmy! That’s not where the carrot goes on the snowman! Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton… Jenni Asserholt! Dicksmasher X. McIroncock! Irina Slutskaya!