Archive for the ‘sue’ Category

Tangie / Rock / Stone Love Ambrose, Apical Meristem, Darth Vader Williamson

August 12, 2017

From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Tangie Ambrose named her son Rock and her daughter Stone Love?! Rock and Stone?! From Not Always Friendly: Apical Meristem?! She’s also from CANNON BALL, North Dakota! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Darth Vader Williamson?! Of course this news story was published on STAR WARS DAY, […]

Stupid people in large groups, garden with curled poo, baked Easter poop emojis

March 24, 2017

From Janina and Sue Fitzmaurice: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Garden with Curled Poo! From Boing Boing: Baked marshmallow poop emojis, just in time for Easter!

English pronunciation poem, ghostly spam saying BOO, two human kids escaping

October 5, 2016

Julie sent me this English pronunciation poem from The Poke! “Dearest creature in creation, etc.” Jon Otis starts his trek out to Hubbardton to rescue Sarah Buffaloe, but is stymied by this ghostly Spam. “BOO! (The ghostly Spam said… boo? How weird…)” After Joe Scharfenberg arrives from Scotland to help Jon Otis and Sarah Buffaloe […]

Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! / Dick Strange votes in Iowa, everybody!

June 11, 2016

From Julie: Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! Dick Strange is an Iowa voter!

Funny names from the 2016 NFL Draft!

April 29, 2016

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Su’a Cravens?! Leonte Carroo?! Cody Whitehair?! Briean Boddy-Calhoun?! That’s NOT how you spell Brian… Charone Peake?! Germain Ifedi?! Bronson Kaufusi?! Pharoh Cooper?! Fahn Cooper?! Rees Odhiambo?! Ezekiel Elliott?! Laquon Treadwell?! GHETTO! Xavien Howard?! Tyreek Hill?! Why would you name your kid something with “reek” […]

Facebook and tagging, Mr. Butt, Dick Thrasher, Sue Yoo the lawyer!

December 20, 2015

Why do I get this message (“someone may be trying to get into your account”) in the last couple of days every time I go on a tagging spree? Then it says I don’t have sufficient permissions to edit the album in question… Mr. Butt… Dick Thrasher?! Sue Yoo, the lawyer!

REDDIT GOLD?! / Ayler’s anger and Hiero’s silliness! / Lazy Sunday nachos!

August 19, 2015

I went on Reddit since I couldn’t sleep early last night, and left a bunch of comments, one of them wishing someone (bbetty) a Happy Cake Day. (Happy Reddit birthday / anniversary) A few minutes later, I was NOT expecting to get Reddit Gold for a limited time (money which supports the site if you […]

Posting explicit images / Throwing drums hurts people! / Smoothie colors

August 12, 2015

Why do people post explicit images in Facebook groups?! I had to ban someone this morning from the LJ Facebook group for an image of someone masturbating and writhing, under the heading “I just had sex.” Despite having to go back because I forgot my hat on the way out this morning, I was still […]

Virginity anniversary, 50s dress test, rockabilly name, blue lobster

June 18, 2015

I just discovered that Chinese Eric called me again at 9:30 tonight. What could be so damn urgent?! I’ll get back to him later. At least I don’t have to be anxious about it because someone will make a big deal out of my not answering the phone, as Mike would! It’s now been over […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Su-Sz (Sufi87)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSubbes’ Lurgy Cause: improperly prepared chicken Symptoms: hair tangling, high temperature, frequent reflective shots, sniffing Cure: take three leeches before going to bed Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSubcultured’s Disorder Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: watery eyes, vague hand tremors, fear Cure: take a […]