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Archive for November 2019

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Vermont Curry! Lights! Blocks! / California banning MAN and bitch biscuits!

November 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Rishu which didn’t involve me going out to the boonies of Richmond and a risk of being LATE, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids, and I had Beckett’s stuffed Santa dog this time. I got to Marine Drive early and […]

Kinyda, Keandre Broadway, Antonious, LaTora Tiki, Terrance, Chiquita, Jermicheal

November 29, 2019

From Youtube: Kinyda Broadway, Keandre Broadway, Antonious Cawthorne, LaTora “Tiki” Wiley, Terrance Washington, Chiquita Chambers, and Jermicheal Lewis?! So much bad spelling!

Toothbrush bristles are NOT Brussels! / Kids should be playing Nintendo games!

November 28, 2019

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts – she thought that Mike’s email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can’t seem to tag anyone! UGH! From Reddit on June […]

Bubba Buckaloo?! / Not yourself today and seeing improvement T-shirt / Danie?!

November 27, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh today at 4, and had a 6-3 lead, but the Penguins won 8-6?! Bubba Buckaloo?! A cool T-shirt I have: You aren’t yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Danie?! BAD SPELLING OF DANI…

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Do Chay Vegetarian Vietnamese food! DOGE BAG! SUITCASE! KNAPSACK! LIGHTS!

November 25, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4 on a 407 to hopefully make it on time to Do Chay Vegetarian Vietnamese restaurant at Kingsway and Knight. The Brighouse stops have changed because of some construction for a new bus loop – will we ever get to use it? (old Richmond Centre stop is a […]

SUNDAY DINNER 2019 with Belgian food! / Coasters and gibberish! / Santa’s Sac!

November 24, 2019

Tonight’s menu: Waterzooi de Poulet (vegetarian version available) Moules Dijonaise Homemade Bread with Einkorn Flour Endive, Apple, and Walnut Salad Martha Stewart’s Belgian Chocolate Cake There will also be a limited selection of Belgian-style beers and beers made from breweries in Belgium. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to a […]

Sponges! / Creepy Santa! / Jahram Proffit-Preston?! / Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

November 24, 2019

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face! Julie M. saw […]

A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! / No fucks to give, but a rat’s ass!

November 23, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington this morning at 9:30 AM because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling. The game went to overtime plus a shootout, and Bo Horvat scored to give the Canucks a 2-1 SHOOTOUT WIN! From Youtube: A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! HAHAHAHA! From Not Always Right: I’m all out of […]