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Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

ANOTHER Mike Litoris in Portland?! / James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?!

April 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Julie sent me a picture of my 2019 birthday card in the windowsill display! “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” From List25: There is ANOTHER Mike Litoris?! Poor kid! James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?! James Bond 007, everyone!

Dead mouse! / 4-3 OT loss / LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre’Davious White?!

February 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I’d run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she’s in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I […]

Ewok With All The Trimmings! / Turkeys gobble, Grandma!

October 5, 2018

Thanksgiving! “Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!” “Happy TURKEY EH right back atcha!” “Canadian Thanksgiving is the only prequel that doesn’t depress me. Why do you guys eat your turkey a month early?” “Why do you guys eat your turkey a month LATE?” “Touché.” “Quit copying! French is OUR second language.” Julie W. sent this to me via […]

Laquita?! / Tyler and Tyla are twins?! NO! / Sheba?! Like, the queen of Sheba?!

August 25, 2018

Today is Humility Day! I emailed Kevin to wish him a happy birthday, and he replied to thank me. Good thing that Hotmail didn’t screen my email this time, and of course I’ll remind him about my Felico’s birthday dinner closer to the date! Then I got another email saying that Christon is now engaged […]

Jaman Swearingen?! / Dying of dysentery on OREGON TRAIL!

August 8, 2018

I showered today. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jaman Swearingen?! From Julie: Get in, losers. We are going to go die of dysentery in OREGON TRAIL.

Gandalf Hernandez?! / Another dentist appointment! / NO MORE SPENDING FOR NOW!

June 20, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 for my dentist appointment with Sean at 3:30. Turns out the extra half hour was to update my X-rays and digital paperless records! I overheard an older guy actually argue with Sean in the waiting room about how he didn’t have time to floss or brush his […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Sparkle Hayter?! / Cue and Queue are different! / Joquita, Celecia, and Laricko!

May 30, 2018

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs. Sparkle Hayter?! From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?! From Julie: […]

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]