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Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! / Don’t feed the trolls!

November 1, 2017

The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. From my STRANGE HISTORY Bathroom Reader: Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! I’d heard of the trepanation story before, of course, but not the kids’ names! From Not Always Working: Don’t feed the trolls!

Benevolent sexism?! / Black people and microaggressions?! / Gender-neutral kids!

October 21, 2017

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) – even a Muslim – are NOT benevolent sexism! From Reddit on June 15, 2017: “You are one of the good ones because you’re over 60 or something” is NOT a microaggression! From Baby’s Named A Bad […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Autumn Lipstick personality! / Frosting flavor! / James Caan! James Can’t!

September 22, 2017

“Your Autumn Lipstick is Dusty Rose” You are wise and quietly smart. You often know more than most people, but you tend to keep that to yourself. You appreciate subtlety in everything. You think most people try too hard, and you always prefer nuance. You are naturally stylish, and you’ve got that effortlessly chic thing […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!

James Riddle Hoffa?! / King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

August 20, 2017

I sent Jon a Facebook message this morning after COFFEE TIME to wonder what time I should drop by tomorrow, and 2:45 sounds good to me! Jimmy Hoffa’s full name was James Riddle Hoffa?! From Julie: King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!