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Chardonai?! / 26 coronavirus pics, yowling cats, achieving excellence, Ky’Rona

June 25, 2020

From Julie: Chardonai left a review for Lundy Law?! BAD SPELLING OF CHARDONNAY! From Ruthy and Sassy Seniors: Praying for huggers during the coronavirus pandemic?! HAHAHAHA! That’s like saying that we introverts should consider the extroverts in our lives during this time! There IS no struggle to NOT hug! But of course, I’m not a […]

Kawame Curry, Lashonda Virgil, Challi, Lhouraii Li, Kelcee, and Major Clora?!

June 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Kawame Curry?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lashonda Virgil?! From Julie and HOOKED ON THE LOOK’s Snapchat: Lhouraii Li?! From Julie and BORN DIFFERENT’s Snapchat: Challi?! Reminds me of challah… From Julie M. and THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED: Kelcee?! BAD SPELLING OF KELSEY! From Julie: Major Clora is […]

Oxford comma, Washington, Lincoln, rhinoceros! / Keep Calm and listen to Queen!

June 16, 2020

I went to London Drugs at 1:25 on a 401 to get more on-sale $3 Dove body washes x4 (cucumber and green tea / plum and sakura blossom / coconut butter and cocoa butter / pomegranate and hibiscus tea), on-sale Wolfgang Puck soups x2 (Hearty Vegetable Barley / Hearty Lentil Vegetable), on-sale Secret socks x2, […]

Misspellings and Engrish galore! Bathrooms, grass, and thickets?! (210 pics)

June 12, 2020

LOTS OF ENGRISH! YAY! It’s worth noting that this took up 51 pages in my WordPress Drafts document on Google Docs, so the entry DEFINITELY needed an LJ-CUT! https://imgur.com/a/BT6KtIE (Engrish 1 album!) From James: Slimming herb as Sliming Herb?! SLIME! From James: Pancake batter as Pancake Battle?! From Alonzo Lerone: Common People Glasses?! From Alonzo […]

Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Defenestration Day! / Knorr Mexican Rice Sidekicks, Coty Saucier, hospital beds

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Ayler called me at 5:45, saying it was the latest he could call me. Okay, I guess that’s fine. He pretty much gave me a blow-by-blow description of how tall the carrot, cilantro, and other plants were on the balcony since he had to go water the plants anyway. Yes, […]

Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY, dollar store Peeps, Zdeno, WAR PIGS coronavirus parody

April 17, 2020

From James: Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY! From Highspirits’s Discord server: When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China… From the r/hockey Discord server and Instagram: Happy Easter 2018 to my Boston Bruins fan friends! Have Zdeno Chara with an Easter bear and baskets! From Jim: People gathered in their masses… […]

This HOW TO SLEEP book worked for me! / Spelling NICE as NYC?! / Mandeep Singh?!

April 16, 2020

From James: Well, I’m sold. HOW TO SLEEP is the best fucking book ever! Being me, I had to edit a comma in with MS Paint. From the comments on a Nav photo on Feb. 4, 2019: “Nice” should NOT be spelled as NYC! I know typing on mobile is a pain in the ass, […]

Do dragons fart fire? / Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! / Ancient Man Dragon Ring

April 1, 2020

From my friend Shiwa on Discord and James Breakwell, the Exploding Unicorn: “Do dragons fart fire?” “I don’t know.” “I thought you went to college.” From Julie M. and Wish: Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! From Julie M. and Wish: Ancient Man Dragon Ring!

Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]