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Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

James Brown the Godfather of Soil, provost Vincent Price, Winston Churchill

June 28, 2017

Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I’m keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that! There’s a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper […]

Dawnette Sigmon?! / Made-up microaggressions / Darwin for a girl?! / Aniyah?!

June 25, 2017

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?! From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression! From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard […]

George Foreman and his children, customers wanting receipts, Kefka and darkness

May 31, 2017

From Reddit: George Foreman named some of his kids Freeda George, Georgetta, George Edward II, George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, and George Edward VI?! From James: Asks customer if they want receipt. Customer says no. Customer really wants receipt. What?! Kefka in Mysidia after getting all the Espers and Crystal Shards: […]

Bananas, bitch book, dead cats, pets with Tourettes, and Princess Bitchface?!

May 13, 2017

RPG Limit Break finally started today, so YAY! 😀 However, I just got a blue screen of death, so BOO! At least it was courteous enough to wait until after I’d done some Notepad document editing for my WordPress drafts… From Sad and Useless: BE BOLD WITH BANANAS?! From Sad and Useless: BOOK OF THE […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

Don’t fuck with Canada, America! / Penny, Inspector Gadget, and a Super Mushroom

December 6, 2016

Last night, I found Grandma’s warm lined purple wintry coat. I had trouble with the top button, perhaps because there wasn’t a buttonhole for that one, just a ribbon thing. Today, I found my spare bottle of Advil in my Certified Data messenger bag, and of course it expired in August 2015 – whoops! Then […]

Hook Man, Jeff Andonuts in the Mai desert, melee attacks, Smurf Village

December 3, 2016

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM! The Canucks played Toronto at 4 today, and Vancouver squandered a 2-0 lead to have the game go to overtime and a shootout. VANCOUVER WON 3-2 IN THE SHOOTOUT! Here is Hook Man from JEFF’S #1 BASS FISHING! Your main character in HYPERBOUND finds Jeff Andonuts […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]