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Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?! Advertisements

Sparkle Hayter?! / Cue and Queue are different! / Joquita, Celecia, and Laricko!

May 30, 2018

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs. Sparkle Hayter?! From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?! From Julie: […]

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 21 / De’Nara?! / Maysun?! / Isiss?! / Juniper Louise?!

March 10, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 21! From Julie: De’Nara?! From Julie: Maysun?! That’s a bad spelling of Mason! From Julie: Isiss?! I’ve heard of Isis with one S, but TWO?! From Julie: Juniper-Louise?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! / Don’t feed the trolls!

November 1, 2017

The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. From my STRANGE HISTORY Bathroom Reader: Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! I’d heard of the trepanation story before, of course, but not the kids’ names! From Not Always Working: Don’t feed the trolls!

Benevolent sexism?! / Black people and microaggressions?! / Gender-neutral kids!

October 21, 2017

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) – even a Muslim – are NOT benevolent sexism! From Reddit on June 15, 2017: “You are one of the good ones because you’re over 60 or something” is NOT a microaggression! From Baby’s Named A Bad […]