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Bananas, bitch book, dead cats, pets with Tourettes, and Princess Bitchface?!

May 13, 2017

RPG Limit Break finally started today, so YAY! 😀 However, I just got a blue screen of death, so BOO! At least it was courteous enough to wait until after I’d done some Notepad document editing for my WordPress drafts… From Sad and Useless: BE BOLD WITH BANANAS?! From Sad and Useless: BOOK OF THE […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

Don’t fuck with Canada, America! / Penny, Inspector Gadget, and a Super Mushroom

December 6, 2016

Last night, I found Grandma’s warm lined purple wintry coat. I had trouble with the top button, perhaps because there wasn’t a buttonhole for that one, just a ribbon thing. Today, I found my spare bottle of Advil in my Certified Data messenger bag, and of course it expired in August 2015 – whoops! Then […]

Hook Man, Jeff Andonuts in the Mai desert, melee attacks, Smurf Village

December 3, 2016

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM! The Canucks played Toronto at 4 today, and Vancouver squandered a 2-0 lead to have the game go to overtime and a shootout. VANCOUVER WON 3-2 IN THE SHOOTOUT! Here is Hook Man from JEFF’S #1 BASS FISHING! Your main character in HYPERBOUND finds Jeff Andonuts […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]

Skull pizza pockets, skull rolling pin, Gingerdead Men, a zombified Last Supper

October 31, 2016

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 😀 Skull / death’s-head pattern rolling pins and cookie cutters! Skull pizza pockets! Gingerdead Men cookie cutters! From Julie: Here’s the zombie and skeleton version of the Last Supper!

Cookie butter, a morbid YOU’RE NEXT comic, Gary the Grammar Cactus, ME AND NICK

October 24, 2016

I had to go shopping at 3:40 because my almond milk expired today, just in case I’ll use some before Wednesday. Good thing I still had $70 in cash, and resisted the lure of delivery on the weekend! I just managed to get the 401 bus, I also bought on-sale Stockemeyer soup (Harvest Pea, Hearty […]

Hiding behind your mod friends / Tandoori chicken / Meanwhile in Saskatchewan…

October 10, 2016

RANT: If you can’t even deal with a slightly snarky comment yourself (and instead hide behind your fellow mod friend so THEY can deal with it), claim “disrespect” when I call you out on it to said mod friend in a subreddit which you DON’T EVEN MODERATE (since obviously you don’t want to talk to […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Prostitutes and discounts, Poo-Pourri, corn on the cob not being watermelon

August 15, 2016

From James: If the john is old, does the prostitute give a senior citizen’s discount? From Julie: Genuine Trap-A-Crap Poo-Pourri! From Nita: Corn labelled as watermelon?!