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Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

I don’t want to burn any bridges! / Page 22, Page 69, Page 187, and Page 420!

October 18, 2017

From Reddit on June 9, 2017: No, Sunkindonut149, you DO want to burn bridges with someone who touched you inappropriately. She sounds like Mike: I can’t leave bad eBay reviews for someone in case they see them and then don’t want to send me anything else!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to the […]

Toni Rachel Old, Misfortune Opheliac, Sadies Ariel, Joley Oxenreider Hidaka

September 18, 2017

Deb emailed me to say that she and Dylan can’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner after all, since she just found out that her niece has a birthday celebration that same day. Then Vanessa wanted to know if she could just chill here after working at UBC on Sunday. She can’t go to […]

Lord Galuf dropping a deuce in my toilet! / Shitting a whole moogle! / Food deprivation!

September 17, 2017

At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go on the hiryuu dragon to rescue the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party from Moogle Forest. This soldier puts up only token resistance. “Lord Galuf dropped a deuce in my toilet the other day, and I’m still working on plunging the thing.” At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go […]

Birthday cats and guitars, White Spot curried red quinoa, GLISS shampoo

September 17, 2017

Mom and Dad picked me up at 5:50 with a bunch of stuff, detailed below. We went to White Spot because I vetoed Dinesty. It’s my birthday, so I get to choose, dammit! We talked about Steph, this upcoming winter, Jon needing to be a parent (I don’t care!), Netflix, Auntie Grace, Dave He, Auntie […]

Fruit pastilles NOT being cough drops! / Haunted French pancakes and crepes!

September 17, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #2 against the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 2 today, and lost 9-4. Silly London Drugs… fruit pastilles are NOT cough drops, which is what I searched for on the website back in June! From George Takei: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

Attacking flying dragon, dragon blowing out candles, drowning buckets of urine

July 7, 2017

From Krista: Attacking flying green dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: The dilemma of blowing out candles when you’re a fire-breathing dragon… The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party stays overnight at Tycoon Castle after seeing the Ruined City rise up in the sky. Faris tells Lenna, “The next morning, I killed my mother in her […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]