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Kraft Dinner Extra Creamy macaroni and cheese! / Kenyaah Darks?! / Beri Witten?!

July 7, 2020

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Also called the dentist office at 11:20 to reschedule my appointment because of said redrum. Friday, July 24 at 3 sounds good in view of redrum ending next week around the 14th, laundry, showering, and then payday with shopping time! Breakfast: Kraft Dinner Extra Creamy macaroni and cheese for […]

Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! Yay for a cool last name!

July 3, 2020

From Scary Mysteries: Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! COOL LAST NAME!

Poop Unko Kanji Drill Gummies and Japanese curry!

May 28, 2020

From Melissa: Unko Kanji Drill Gummies in Japan! The character is even on mild curry!

GrayStillPlays and SIMS characters / Starfrit jar opener / Khalood and Fallon?!

May 27, 2020

From Julie: GrayStillPlays! This guy makes his Sims and other game characters do crazy things to break the games! The Canadian Tire Starfrit jar opener which Mike got me for Christmas 2013 has opened almost everything except Tostitos salsa and Costco salsa… From Julie and DR. PHIL: Khalood is a self-admitted monster-in-law?! From Julie and […]

Penis pan holders! / Scoville Heat Units for Samyang noodles! / Glen, not Glyn!

May 14, 2020

I had to bite the bullet and text Dad for Mom’s birthday today, then charged my phone. Apparently, they were meeting Jon’s crew at the park today – NO, THANKS! At least I haven’t had to do anything for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW! From Aaron and Nope: Penis […]

Starfrit jar opener, face masks, Microban, automated crosswalks, buckle barriers

April 20, 2020

I went out at 11:55 to go to Canadian Tire so I could get another Starfrit jar opener (Aisle 54 – had to get an employee to help me grab it) and 20 face masks for $20. I always overshoot the 410 station – I SHOULD GET OFF AT ABERDEEN, NOT HAZELBRIDGE! I texted Barry […]

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

My pasta specialty! / Missy Molly Mold Spore?! / Leg cramps and technical death!

January 27, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Thatcher Demko and Bo Horvat’s insurance empty-netter with five seconds remaining! Nine wins in a row, the first time since 2009! The first team all season to beat the Blues at home in regulation after they were leading in the first period! […]

My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!