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Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

Attacking flying dragon, dragon blowing out candles, drowning buckets of urine

July 7, 2017

From Krista: Attacking flying green dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: The dilemma of blowing out candles when you’re a fire-breathing dragon… The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party stays overnight at Tycoon Castle after seeing the Ruined City rise up in the sky. Faris tells Lenna, “The next morning, I killed my mother in her […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic!

FINALLY, ERIC HO HANGOUT! The Pittsburgh Penguins and the 2017 Stanley Cup!

June 11, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 5:35 to say that he was heading down to Richmond, and alerted me to the fact that Nathan was back in town recently, so of course I checked out Nathan’s Facebook page! It’s true: Daniel is now a Doctor! Also, their mom Auntie Lillian is going to have a small […]

Coffee and your opinion / I can’t find it on Google! / Ultros as octopus royalty

June 2, 2017

I found some Youtube 24/7 streams of SOUTH PARK episodes, so of course I’m watching those! The last time I watched SOUTH PARK was in December 2014 here on TV with Mike at 10-10:30 PM! I woke up at 7:15 AM, so of course it was COFFEE TIME! It’s also National Doughnut Day today! From […]

New kitchen shears, straw mushrooms, carrot cake, ammonia, key lime cookie bites

March 23, 2017

After my COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 today, and we went to both banks before going to Price Smart. I bought NEW Paldo Teumsae Ramyun noodles, on-sale Prima Taste Laksa La Mian noodles (chili crab / curry / regular), Kamjatang Myun potato pork noodles, Koka spicy black pepper noodles, Nissin Demae Ramae […]

2016 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2016

This is the 2016 Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Eric Ho came over unexpectedly to watch half of the Canucks-Ducks game, and bought a Chicken Caesar pizza from Pizza Hut for us, but screwed up the order and my address in the freezing weather. [Jan. 1] * Eric […]

Metal! / THE BOZO TIMES: Closed roads, gang complaints melting, real estate agents

December 12, 2016

Dylan, Eric M., and Vicky sent me reassuring and friendly emails about last week (“wow – that’s horrible!”), so at least there’s that. Eric affirmed me, said that nobody NEEDED church, and said that we could get together if I wanted to later. Of course, I replied to all the emails. Vanessa and I discussed […]