Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘dylan’ Category

My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Rise and shine, mother clucker! / Chapman’s frozen yogurt and ice cream!

December 9, 2019

I got a chance to catch up with Andrew M. this afternoon via phone, which was nice. Talked about kids, quadding, my computer chair, and more stuff. This pink T-shirt is from Julie M. and Wish: Rise and shine, mother clucker! From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: These pie charts are about what people think […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]

Vontaze Burfict is a real name?! / Bulgogi hot pot at Han OK! Korean food!

October 6, 2019

I finally actually checked WhatsApp and got a surprise of some Han OK pictures from the other evening! Nice! From the r/hockey Discord server: Vontaze Burfict?! Elysse, Declan, Dylan, and me at Han OK with bulgogi hot pot for my belated birthday dinner! Declan, Elysse, Dylan, and I are happy with bulgogi hot pot, Asahi […]

Nicolas Cage screaming HALLELUJAH, Pumpkin Hamster, Han OK Korean food, Lindt

October 4, 2019

It’s TACO DAY today! I had some coffee and biscotti before going out to see Rishu at her new Viking Way location. (401 / 407 AND the 405?!) I was really late, no thanks to it being past Cambie and Jacombs AND the confusing nature of the bus stops at Bridgeport and Viking Way! After […]

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019!

September 22, 2019

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2019: * Tostitos Rounds chips, No Name beef cup noodles, a birthday card with a cat coaster which is now between the fridge and my kitchen counter, Colgate […]

Jeffrey Dahmer! / Dermot Smurfit?! / Female version of flipping someone off?!

September 21, 2019

Auntie Catherine finally got back to me via email, wished me a happy belated birthday, and said we could get together on the 24th. Ha, that’s not going to work because of my doctor’s appointment! I’m not going to go to Vancouver, back to Richmond, and then back to Vancouver within four and a half […]

173 CRIMINALLY LISTED birthday thumbs-up in 2017! / Sharmon Crawford Intili?!

September 18, 2019

9/18/19 is also a palindrome date! Two years ago, I got 173 thumbs-up on my comment of September 18, 2017! “CRIMINALLY LISTED TIME! This makes a great belated birthday present, now that I am actually in the mood to watch things on Youtube! Now to make dumplings and finish off my Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake! […]