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Phone photo dump! / Salmon, delays, and congee! / Pumpkin spice chicken wings?!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today… MY FAVORITE! After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2 on a 401 and then a 410 (which I just got to on time, no thanks to idiots blocking my path on the sidewalk) for my appointment with Dr. Ruby before I helped with the kids. That was uncomfortable […]

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

Getting 8 hours of sleep over 3 days! / Audrey Worm?!

September 22, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help! From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever. From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

Are You A Maximizer? / What’s Your Very English Name? / Kanye West! Kanye East!

September 28, 2017

“You Are a Maximizer” When it comes to everything in life, you’re always looking for the best. And you don’t mind if it takes a while to find it. You look at every option before making a decision. You don’t like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are. You’re the […]

All crucifixions mattering, Jesus 12 Twitter followers, Easter ironic birthday

March 24, 2017

Audrey unfriended me on Facebook – what the heck?! Church sign from Krista and Atheist Republic: “2000 years ago, Jesus ended the debate of which lives matter. He died for all!” Meme: “Sorry, but two other dudes were also crucified that day. It’s not fair to give one special treatment. #AllCrucifixionsMatter” Seen at London Drugs: […]

Candy Hen! / Fnord! / Fobbies are Borange! / Mr. Jupiter! / Larice’s Magicant

January 20, 2017

My mouse drifted away to the other side of the screen a lot yesterday, and has now refused to open a right-click menu in Chrome, so I switched to Opera, then found out about an hour later that right-clicking worked in Chrome again. Okay, then! I also made an appointment with Dr. Ruby for 2:50 […]

The female reproductive system / Committing my uterus to God / Welcome to Canada

August 12, 2016

I dreamed that McDonalds served coffee in actual coffee mugs, and then made me wait half an hour for it to cool down when I just wanted Starbucks-like disposable coffee cups. Then Vanessa had flown out to Russia, only to bring back some purple flowers from Norfolk. What?! I booked a doctor’s appointment for 3:10 […]

Threaten me properly, cretin! / Two MOTHER 3 empty rooms with glitches!

March 4, 2016

After I emailed Harmony about tomorrow, I went to Chimo to pick up my finished tax forms at 2:10, then went to the library to see what they had at the bargain book area. After I chose The Stranger Beside Me (Ann Rule) and The Time Traveler’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger), I had to wait for […]