Archive for the ‘audrey’ Category

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

Getting 8 hours of sleep over 3 days! / Audrey Worm?!

September 22, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help! From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever. From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

Are You A Maximizer? / What’s Your Very English Name? / Kanye West! Kanye East!

September 28, 2017

“You Are a Maximizer” When it comes to everything in life, you’re always looking for the best. And you don’t mind if it takes a while to find it. You look at every option before making a decision. You don’t like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are. You’re the […]

All crucifixions mattering, Jesus 12 Twitter followers, Easter ironic birthday

March 24, 2017

Audrey unfriended me on Facebook – what the heck?! Church sign from Krista and Atheist Republic: “2000 years ago, Jesus ended the debate of which lives matter. He died for all!” Meme: “Sorry, but two other dudes were also crucified that day. It’s not fair to give one special treatment. #AllCrucifixionsMatter” Seen at London Drugs: […]

Candy Hen! / Fnord! / Fobbies are Borange! / Mr. Jupiter! / Larice’s Magicant

January 20, 2017

My mouse drifted away to the other side of the screen a lot yesterday, and has now refused to open a right-click menu in Chrome, so I switched to Opera, then found out about an hour later that right-clicking worked in Chrome again. Okay, then! I also made an appointment with Dr. Ruby for 2:50 […]

The female reproductive system / Committing my uterus to God / Welcome to Canada

August 12, 2016

I dreamed that McDonalds served coffee in actual coffee mugs, and then made me wait half an hour for it to cool down when I just wanted Starbucks-like disposable coffee cups. Then Vanessa had flown out to Russia, only to bring back some purple flowers from Norfolk. What?! I booked a doctor’s appointment for 3:10 […]

Threaten me properly, cretin! / Two MOTHER 3 empty rooms with glitches!

March 4, 2016

After I emailed Harmony about tomorrow, I went to Chimo to pick up my finished tax forms at 2:10, then went to the library to see what they had at the bargain book area. After I chose The Stranger Beside Me (Ann Rule) and The Time Traveler’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger), I had to wait for […]

Virginity anniversary, 50s dress test, rockabilly name, blue lobster

June 18, 2015

I just discovered that Chinese Eric called me again at 9:30 tonight. What could be so damn urgent?! I’ll get back to him later. At least I don’t have to be anxious about it because someone will make a big deal out of my not answering the phone, as Mike would! It’s now been over […]

50 Inspiring Quotes for Introverts

May 30, 2015

From Sara H.: 50 Inspiring Quotes for Introverts Here are 50 quotes for the introvert in you: “I am rarely bored alone; I am often bored in groups and crowds.” – Laurie Helgoe “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in […]

How Chill Are You? / What’s Your Disney-Inspired Name?

May 29, 2015

Time to take a shower! How Chill Are You? / What’s Your Disney-Inspired Name? You Are 65% Chill You are quite calm, and you’re always looking for new ways to chill out. You are big on stress management. People may compliment you on how together you are, and while it’s true, they don’t see what […]