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TWELVE SHARPIES, compressed air, Reese’s Miniatures, and Loacker’s Quadratinis!

August 22, 2018

At 4:35, I went out on a 407 to London Drugs to get an on-sale 12-pack of Sharpies, $20 Certified Data compressed air (which I figured out after the clerk showed me how to work the tab and straw), NEW on-sale Loacker Quadratini wafer cookies x2 (Raspberry Yogurt / Blackcurrant), and NEW on-sale Reese Miniatures […]

MOTHER 3 again! / Creepy Easter Bunny 29! / Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

March 18, 2018

I decided to play MOTHER 3 again; it’s been far too long, since April 2014?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 29! From Julie: Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

Easter Williams, Max Boot, Galuf’s prized gourmet moogle in Moogle Forest

November 7, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 6 tonight, and won 5-3! Easter Williams?! From Julie: Max Boot?! In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Cara and the Moogle make it to Moogle Forest on the hiryuu dragon. Galuf says, “WHAT?! Cara, what the HELL are you doing with my prized gourmet moogle?!”

Proud green dragon! / Dragon name! / Jynna Jessika Lin?! / Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?!

September 5, 2017

From Krista: Proud green dragon! From Dragons and I Love Vampires: What Is Your Dragon Name? Flaring Flash Dragon! From Not Always Learning: Jynna Jessika Lin?! That’s supposed to be “Jenna Jessica”! The letter Y is not a replacement letter, and Jessica shouldn’t be spelled with a K! From Not Always Working: Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?! Why […]

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

Flushing your toilet paper / Bringing Pokemon to Magicant / My butt itches / Jon

November 6, 2016

With the time change, I definitely needed coffee! I also did some laundry now that redrum is over! Hey, my Dove shampoo HAS appeared to have taken the (set and dried) hot sauce stain out of my white sweatshirt! AWESOME! I wasn’t worried about bleaching since it was white! Yay, Reddit knowledge! From Reddit: When […]

Stolen-Ford, Flem-Greene, Cox-Champ, Eid-Bonar, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 24, 2016

Stolen-Ford! Flem-Greene! Cox-Champ! Eid-Bonar! Fillinger-Goode! Annis-Biter! Butt-Peeper! Peters-Stuckenschneider! Fuller-Beers! Outhouse-Burns! King-Woody! Pullen-Wood! Fears-Johnson! Neisser-Ho! (Nicer Ho) Drilling-Cousin! Shaver-Nicely! Gasser-Moore! Bender-Nuckles! Bonar-Fury!

A reprise of Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing’s least favorites!

December 12, 2015

BABY’S NAMED A BAD BAD THING My (least) favorites: a reprise 1. Dusk I’ve always thought the name Dawn was a bit silly (no offense), and especially subject to regional accents (dahn, daun, don, etc.), but at least it’s optimistic. Dusk isn’t just strange, it’s depressing. 2. Toolio Pretty sure it’s a joke, but who […]

Farting on Air Canada, marijuana, Gaylord Silly, Doudou Masta, Everhard Dick

November 11, 2015

On an Air Canada plane: “This is your captain speaking… The passenger in row 35 is requested to immediately stop farting.” United Against Homophobia: “It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says ‘A man who lays with another man should be stoned.’ […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ti-TQ (Toys For Your Blog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiaraFetish’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: walking like a zombie, cannibalism, vague chest hair growth Cure: take one and a half shots of morphine and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiff_Seattleosis Cause: poor hygiene Symptoms: […]