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Proud green dragon! / Dragon name! / Jynna Jessika Lin?! / Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?!

September 5, 2017

From Krista: Proud green dragon! From Dragons and I Love Vampires: What Is Your Dragon Name? Flaring Flash Dragon! From Not Always Learning: Jynna Jessika Lin?! That’s supposed to be “Jenna Jessica”! The letter Y is not a replacement letter, and Jessica shouldn’t be spelled with a K! From Not Always Working: Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?! Why […]

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

Flushing your toilet paper / Bringing Pokemon to Magicant / My butt itches / Jon

November 6, 2016

With the time change, I definitely needed coffee! I also did some laundry now that redrum is over! Hey, my Dove shampoo HAS appeared to have taken the (set and dried) hot sauce stain out of my white sweatshirt! AWESOME! I wasn’t worried about bleaching since it was white! Yay, Reddit knowledge! From Reddit: When […]

Stolen-Ford, Flem-Greene, Cox-Champ, Eid-Bonar, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 24, 2016

Stolen-Ford! Flem-Greene! Cox-Champ! Eid-Bonar! Fillinger-Goode! Annis-Biter! Butt-Peeper! Peters-Stuckenschneider! Fuller-Beers! Outhouse-Burns! King-Woody! Pullen-Wood! Fears-Johnson! Neisser-Ho! (Nicer Ho) Drilling-Cousin! Shaver-Nicely! Gasser-Moore! Bender-Nuckles! Bonar-Fury!

A reprise of Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing’s least favorites!

December 12, 2015

BABY’S NAMED A BAD BAD THING My (least) favorites: a reprise 1. Dusk I’ve always thought the name Dawn was a bit silly (no offense), and especially subject to regional accents (dahn, daun, don, etc.), but at least it’s optimistic. Dusk isn’t just strange, it’s depressing. 2. Toolio Pretty sure it’s a joke, but who […]

Farting on Air Canada, marijuana, Gaylord Silly, Doudou Masta, Everhard Dick

November 11, 2015

On an Air Canada plane: “This is your captain speaking… The passenger in row 35 is requested to immediately stop farting.” United Against Homophobia: “It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says ‘A man who lays with another man should be stoned.’ […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ti-TQ (Toys For Your Blog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiaraFetish’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: walking like a zombie, cannibalism, vague chest hair growth Cure: take one and a half shots of morphine and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiff_Seattleosis Cause: poor hygiene Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Gn-Gz (Grolby)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGo-Quiz’s Lurgy Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extreme demoniacal visions, swollen appendix, hair growth Cure: acupuncture Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGoatQueen’s Lurgy Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: sudden Hitler mustache, neck swelling, occasional gullibility Cure: pass it on to someone […]

Emotions, Ian and my Ladner rarity, dune buggies, HACKERS character

July 25, 2013

Damn, my emotions are all over the place today! Decided to send Ian a friendly message (since it’s been a LONG time; May 8?!) about how I rarely go to Ladner; in his response, he said he’ll be having a romantic dinner with his love on Ladner Farm Market day, and his dune buggy is […]

Bad Baby Names, Part 13: Fellow Collectors

July 25, 2011

Part 13: Fellow Collectors I get lots and lots of emails from people with one or two weird names they’ve seen or heard, but rarely do I meet another person who collects them like other people collect stamps or baseball cards. I think we should start a club, and demand caconomenology – the study of […]