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David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]

I don’t want to burn any bridges! / Page 22, Page 69, Page 187, and Page 420!

October 18, 2017

From Reddit on June 9, 2017: No, Sunkindonut149, you DO want to burn bridges with someone who touched you inappropriately. She sounds like Mike: I can’t leave bad eBay reviews for someone in case they see them and then don’t want to send me anything else!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to the […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Lord Galuf dropping a deuce in my toilet! / Shitting a whole moogle! / Food deprivation!

September 17, 2017

At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go on the hiryuu dragon to rescue the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party from Moogle Forest. This soldier puts up only token resistance. “Lord Galuf dropped a deuce in my toilet the other day, and I’m still working on plunging the thing.” At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go […]

Birthday cats and guitars, White Spot curried red quinoa, GLISS shampoo

September 17, 2017

Mom and Dad picked me up at 5:50 with a bunch of stuff, detailed below. We went to White Spot because I vetoed Dinesty. It’s my birthday, so I get to choose, dammit! We talked about Steph, this upcoming winter, Jon needing to be a parent (I don’t care!), Netflix, Auntie Grace, Dave He, Auntie […]

Fruit pastilles NOT being cough drops! / Haunted French pancakes and crepes!

September 17, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #2 against the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 2 today, and lost 9-4. Silly London Drugs… fruit pastilles are NOT cough drops, which is what I searched for on the website back in June! From George Takei: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

Red dragon fighting a knight, My-King Johnson, A-Queen Johnson, Hashirama Senju

August 26, 2017

It’s National Toilet Paper Day today! 😀 Kevin emailed back to thank me for the birthday wishes and always remembering. At least it seems like he had a good day with people! From Krista: Red dragon fighting a knight! From Reddit: My-King Johnson and A-Queen Johnson?! From Not Always Right: Hashirama Senju?!

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]