Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘michael’ Category

Shaiya reminds me of HEY YA! / Ribbon candy in a dream! / Stuffed save frog!

April 13, 2018

From Julie: Shaiya?! Reminds me of HEY YA! by Outkast… Lucas and Boney go to visit Mike in Old Man’s Paradise, the MOTHER 3 nursing home. After Mike gives them 50 DP for visiting him, he says: “A strange word appeared to me in a dream.” Lucas and Boney go to visit Mike in Old […]

Bubble tea and sucking on balls! / Solo, Tay, and Jelani?! / Laronica and Lyric?

April 11, 2018

From Candy: This bubble tea company needs a better translator. “I’m bubble tea! Suck on my balls!” From Julie: This black guy is named Solo?! From Julie: Solo’s ex is named TAY?! From Julie: Jelani?! What was wrong with MELANIE?! From Julie: Laronica?! From Julie: Lyric?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Leopold Fucker?! / A doorway magically erasing your memory! / Supreme Mayo?!

January 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 1-0. From Julie: Leopold Fucker?! From George Takei: The doorway is a magical device that erases your memory when you walk through it. SO TRUE! From Julie: Supreme Mayo?!

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Black Friday death count, Meghan Bender, Michael Staake, Maeve Hightower

November 25, 2017

WHAT THE FUCK?! I DISCOVERED REDRUM AGAIN! Jesus Christ… From Julie: Black Friday death count as of 2013! Four deaths and 75 injuries! From Not Always Right: Meghan Bender?! From Not Always Right: Michael Staake?! Is that like burning someone at the stake? Yum, steak! From Not Always Right: Maeve Hightower?! That’s a cool last […]

David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]

I don’t want to burn any bridges! / Page 22, Page 69, Page 187, and Page 420!

October 18, 2017

From Reddit on June 9, 2017: No, Sunkindonut149, you DO want to burn bridges with someone who touched you inappropriately. She sounds like Mike: I can’t leave bad eBay reviews for someone in case they see them and then don’t want to send me anything else!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to the […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]