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My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

A strangely aroused cat / BOB CAT! HAIRSTYLE! / Anti-scratch cone for the dog!

January 4, 2020

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and won 2-1 for SEVEN WINS IN A ROW for the first time since 2013! Eric M. says he’s going to that dinner tomorrow, and I’ve heard Randal is invited too. Okay, then. From Not Always Right: A white cat saying, “I am strangely aroused right now.” […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

December 17, 2019

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Matin Durrani and Tushna Commissariat?! / Patrick Sieloff?! / Teuvo Teravainen?!

December 12, 2019

Note to self: It’s much easier to find lotion in any amount at London Drugs than Shoppers Drug Mart, for sure! Decided to go to the Bay at 11:45 (just managing to get the 401) to exchange that purple Wenger suitcase for a darker one; luckily, the older lady wasn’t working there to give me […]

Rise and shine, mother clucker! / Chapman’s frozen yogurt and ice cream!

December 9, 2019

I got a chance to catch up with Andrew M. this afternoon via phone, which was nice. Talked about kids, quadding, my computer chair, and more stuff. This pink T-shirt is from Julie M. and Wish: Rise and shine, mother clucker! From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: These pie charts are about what people think […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

Kinyda, Keandre Broadway, Antonious, LaTora Tiki, Terrance, Chiquita, Jermicheal

November 29, 2019

From Youtube: Kinyda Broadway, Keandre Broadway, Antonious Cawthorne, LaTora “Tiki” Wiley, Terrance Washington, Chiquita Chambers, and Jermicheal Lewis?! So much bad spelling!