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Rhuheem, Laquita, Bentlee, Venus, Kyrstin, Isiah, Sahar, Aziz, and AJ Kant?!

May 18, 2019

I did laundry today. From Julie: Rhuheem?! It is RAHIM, not Rhuheem! Gross! From Julie: Laquita?! From Julie: Bentlee?! From Julie: Venus?! I once knew someone named Venus Leung at VCEFC… then there is the minor EARTHBOUND character, the Fourside singer! From Julie: Kyrstin?! BAD SPELLING of Kristin or Kirsten?! From Julie: Michael is fine […]

Myronisha, Auri’Noel, Daryell as Darryl’s sister, baby girl Anakin, Makayla?!

May 16, 2019

I had a chocolate muffin, coffee, and pear slices as breakfast before Deb dropped me off near Brighouse Station. The one-week followup went pretty well at the eye clinic: NO MORE GLASSES FOR NOW! I decided to get a NEW McDonalds Chocolate Nanaimo Bar McFlurry at the Broadway McDonalds, but that was very disappointing… YUCKY […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

ANOTHER Mike Litoris in Portland?! / James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?!

April 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Julie sent me a picture of my 2019 birthday card in the windowsill display! “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” From List25: There is ANOTHER Mike Litoris?! Poor kid! James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?! James Bond 007, everyone!

JIMMY! / Harmoniee Vance, Janyce Mohammed, Montrece Browder, Danni Little?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! I also blocked Jimmy AGAIN because he reminds me of Mike in the little things, among other stuff that happened. MORE FREEDOM TO DO PROJECTS AND SLEEP! From Julie: Harmoniee Vance?! From Julie: Janyce Mohammed?! BAD SPELLING of Janice! From Julie: Montrece Browder?! From Julie: Danni Little was on CHEATERS?! Just […]

Meeting Holly and Brian from Reddit Vancouver chat: CHICKEN WINGS at 12 Kings!

March 12, 2019

After showering, THREE DRYER ROUNDS OF laundry (the elevator is STILL out for maintenance?!), COFFEE TIME, and checking Reddit Vancouver Discord chat, I went out across the street to meet Steveston Brian at the hospital’s main entrance: BIG AND BLUE! We texted briefly (after I finally was able to traverse the crosswalk) and he got […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Boston Bramlage and a London lawyer named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

March 7, 2019

It’s World Book Day today! From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne… From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

Grammar Police badge with an apple! / Capri Williams?! / David Pecker?!

February 12, 2019

No Rachel today because of the snow! A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun! From Julie: David Pecker?!