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Natallie Shanks?! / Softsoap lavender and chamomile / London Drugs aloe vera

September 11, 2020

Thursday, Sept. 10: Mom officially got diagnosed with early-stage dementia today. Please keep the family in your thoughts. (Lisa D., Sarah G., Melissa T., Andrea, Melia, Stella, Shannon S., Zonia, Nita, Martin J., Eve, Karla, Vicky S., Teunis, Cathy W., Jonell, Ellen C., Kate, Leona, Sheryll, Robert, Jackie M.) [54 comments; Lisa D., Mandy W., […]

Butt napkins! / Colorful poop chart / Destroying a public toilet / Poop Play-Doh

July 31, 2020

From Julie M. and Take Your Whiny Ass Somewhere Else: A skeleton toilet paper holder! “Your butt napkins, my Lord.” From the V4F Discord server: A colorful version of the Bristol poop textures chart – YAY! From Farts Are Funny: When you’re about to destroy the toilet in a public bathroom and you hear someone […]

CANUCKS VS. WILD! / Orange dragon, snarling yellow dragon, turquoise dragon

July 10, 2020

It’s a warrior theme or coincidence today! I JUST HEARD ABOUT THE CANUCKS VS. WILD PLAYOFF QUALIFYING GAMES SCHEDULE! Of course, I shared it in my hockey Facebook groups and texted the entire schedule to Chinese Eric while adding it to my August status draft AND WordPress drafts! (“good luck to Jamie Warner!”) Time to […]

Blogthings: Work from home, BRIDGET JONES, hands, fondues, love at first sight

July 3, 2020

BLOGTHINGS IS BACK FOR NOW! Finally, an excuse to use my meme / quiz LJ icons! What’s Your Work From Home Personality? Your Work From Home Personality is Work and Chill. CORONAVIRUS! If you are going to work from home, then you are going to take it easy. No need to stress about working too […]

Jayshanice and punching?! / A WOMAN named Marty?! / Karleigh Ratchford?! CARLY!

June 20, 2020

Training camp is set for two weeks, with teams traveling to respective hub city on July 23 or 24 before playing one exhibition game. The Stanley Cup tournament that begins with qualifying rounds is scheduled to begin on July 30. From Julie M. and STEVE WILKOS: Jayshanice claims her boyfriend punched her so hard that […]

Brayden Hilts?! BAD SPELLING! / Neighbors leaving blinds open – SEEING A WIENER!

June 13, 2020

I blocked someone named “Kimala” because she wouldn’t listen to my simple boundary of “stop blowing up my phone – I have better things to do.” She doesn’t have a great sense of humor, and neither does her friend Maureen! “July 10 what year” – READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: […]

Tamilyn Wong?! / Yammy Leung?! / Breshay Wigglesworth?! / Hot sauces comparison!

May 24, 2020

Chinese Eric said he’d check back with me when it was NHL playoff time, and also wanted to know if I’d finished the Feb. 29 24-pack of NestlĂ© Pure Life bottled water from Price Smart. NOT YET! HAHAHA… From Translink’s wall: Tamilyn Wong?! Reminds me of Tamiflu! From Translink’s wall: Yammy Leung?! Mmm, yummy yams… […]

Deliberately leaving things around to trip on?! / Blocking people for fun?! NO!

May 3, 2020

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I’d like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]