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Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

Jonel knowing Salsa is being forced around by a bad guy! / Jourdon is bourbon?!

December 29, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 3-2! Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in Chapter 3 of MOTHER 3. Jonel: “Hey there, monkey.” Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in […]

Bob’s happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar at the Yado Inn!

November 19, 2018

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3 on a hat trick. Salsa is talking to Bob at the Yado Inn while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. Bob says: “My happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar.”

Keava Jones?! / Anca Susan?! / Willson K. Anita?! / Lavonda Phillips?!

November 16, 2018

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names! Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

A scary mouse story to Salsa about bakery nuts / No more NOT ALWAYS RIGHT sites!

November 15, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM so we could go to the UBC Eye Care Centre on Willow at 9:15 AM for an eye measurement scan because of my dense cataract. RED LIGHTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES! SMELLING SKIN! The technician asked where my parents were and why they weren’t […]

5-2 loss! / Warm fireplace at Duster’s! / Flint and boxes!

November 13, 2018

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2… stupid bizarre goals! UGH! Salsa stops by Wess and Duster’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “The warmth from the fireplace feels so nice that you could almost fall asleep right here…” Salsa stops by Flint and Lucas’s house […]

Salsa and the bread at Thomas’ Bazaar! / Sebastian being busy at Mayor Pusher’s!

November 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 4 today, and lost 2-1. UGH! Salsa stops by Thomas’ Bazaar while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “This bread is for the people working here. They eat it whenever they’re feeling hungry.” On the table: Antidote, Ancient Banana, Edible Mushroom. Salsa stops by […]

Wess, Duster, jobs as utter failures, Duster as a moron, the Castle Osohe dance

November 10, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 10 AM today – lovely East Coast scheduling! NOT! Sabres won 4-3 in a shootout because both teams traded the last minutes of the second and third period with quick goals. UGH! Wess to Duster after his first trip to Osohe Castle where he picked up the Noble […]

Chickens and pigs at Alec’s mountain cabin on Mount Oriander!

November 9, 2018

I went to the Westminster Medical Clinic across the street at 2:45 so I could get some removal for hearing, after two confirmation phone calls just in case Dr. Chong was running behind. Now it’s OXO bouillon time at home when I got in at 3:25! Flint is talking to this pig at Alec’s mountain […]

Farting isn’t contagious! / Keerstyn Taafe?! / Keaundra?! / Nica?!

July 7, 2018

Pooping at the library, aw yeah! From Andrew M.: It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody. Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin! From Julie: Keaundra?! Also, 51 and 27 is a HUGE AGE GAP! From Julie: Nica?!