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Greg McKegg?! / Mehboob Hassan?! / SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

March 24, 2019

The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL. From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?! From my Endlessly […]

Christmas Day Balam Koyoc, Hashtag Follow Contreras Sepulveda, Krystyne Alyse?!

February 17, 2019

Christmas Day Balam Koyoc?! Hashtag Follow Contreras Sepulveda?! Kitty has a Facebook friend named Krystyne Alyse?! Way too much Y in that name… BAD SPELLING!

Harshdeep Bhatti, Sambrial, Martae, Lashae, Israel, Kinnick, Avion, and Aryaa?!

February 15, 2019

Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still. From Julie: Sambrial?! That reminds us both of SOMBRERO. From Julie: Martae?! From Julie: Lashae?! From Julie: A black kid called Israel?! From Julie: Kinnick?! From Julie: Avion?! Reminds me of the French word for AIRPLANE. From Julie: Aryaa?! It has […]

Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

Jonel knowing Salsa is being forced around by a bad guy! / Jourdon is bourbon?!

December 29, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 3-2! Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in Chapter 3 of MOTHER 3. Jonel: “Hey there, monkey.” Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in […]

Bob’s happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar at the Yado Inn!

November 19, 2018

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3 on a hat trick. Salsa is talking to Bob at the Yado Inn while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. Bob says: “My happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar.”

Keava Jones?! / Anca Susan?! / Willson K. Anita?! / Lavonda Phillips?!

November 16, 2018

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names! Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

A scary mouse story to Salsa about bakery nuts / No more NOT ALWAYS RIGHT sites!

November 15, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM so we could go to the UBC Eye Care Centre on Willow at 9:15 AM for an eye measurement scan because of my dense cataract. RED LIGHTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES! SMELLING SKIN! The technician asked where my parents were and why they weren’t […]

5-2 loss! / Warm fireplace at Duster’s! / Flint and boxes!

November 13, 2018

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2… stupid bizarre goals! UGH! Salsa stops by Wess and Duster’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “The warmth from the fireplace feels so nice that you could almost fall asleep right here…” Salsa stops by Flint and Lucas’s house […]

Salsa and the bread at Thomas’ Bazaar! / Sebastian being busy at Mayor Pusher’s!

November 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 4 today, and lost 2-1. UGH! Salsa stops by Thomas’ Bazaar while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “This bread is for the people working here. They eat it whenever they’re feeling hungry.” On the table: Antidote, Ancient Banana, Edible Mushroom. Salsa stops by […]