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Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Danyelle Sommerville?! BAD SPELLING! / I’d never kill an animal, but people!

November 10, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils today at 1, and lost 2-1. Via Diane: Danyelle Sommerville?! YELL is right in the name! BAD SPELLING OF DANIELLE! From Julie M. and Sherry B’s Pet Services LLC: I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]

Kortne Stouffer, Erin Eyvonne Adams, Jason Dilling, and Anita Juliea Williams?!

August 8, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Kortne Stouffer?! BAD SPELLING OF COURTNEY! Also reminds me of Stouffer’s frozen meals! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Erin Eyvonne Adams?! BAD SPELLING OF YVONNE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Jason Dilling?! Like DILL PICKLES?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Anita Juliea Williams?! BAD SPELLING OF JULIA!

Do NOT put someone’s toothpaste on their toothbrush FOR them! That’s just weird!

July 9, 2019

Managed to get removal for hearing at the nearby medical clinic at 10 AM – I knew something was wrong if I couldn’t hear the new microwave beep when it finished! I got home at 10:30 after seeing Dr. Chong, which isn’t too bad. From Reddit on December 28, 2018: No, DontEatMyHotDog, we do NOT […]