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Toka Badboy was disqualified?! / America as Canada’s shorts / MURDER wines!

August 18, 2019

Today is Bad Poetry Day! Toka Badboy was disqualified?! HAHAHAHA! From Julie M. and Only In Canada Memes: America is Canada’s shorts! From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: Rough Day, Break Down, and Murder On My Mind wine bottles! Advertisements

Nipsey Hussle is dead?! / Vernon Fiddler?! / Kyle Chipchurra?! / Raffi Torres?!

August 2, 2019

From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Nipsey Hussle?! Vernon Fiddler?! Kyle Chipchurra?! Raffi Torres used to play for the Canucks?!

Truman Peyote?! / Sione Tikitaki?! / Andraez Greedy Williams?! / Josey Jewell?!

July 31, 2019

Turns out that the Halo Top ice cream I bought on July 11 was already expired with a date of June 10, so I ate it TODAY. Screw saving it for my September birthday! Truman Peyote?! Sione Tikitaki?! Andraez Greedy Williams?! Josey Jewell?!

Dijonnaise Norman is on Youtube?! / Matthew Dumba plays for the Minnesota Wild?!

July 27, 2019

I noticed that Gemma Wright unfriended me on Facebook. Hahaha! She always said she’d post spider pics in her comments, but that doesn’t work if THE VERY FIRST THING you see is a tarantula! She thinks that spiders helped her get over her fear – whatever! Kate agrees with me! I also noticed that Facebook […]

Police Constable Rob Banks?! / Tarasha Benjamin?! / Blue Ball, Pennsylvania?!

July 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Thought I’d lost a dry sock, but found it in the hallway outside my apartment… phew! From John’s True Crime group: This Avon and Somerset police constable is named Rob Banks?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Tarasha Benjamin?! Didn’t her mother say it out loud before the birth and realize […]

An awesome colorful dragon / Medieval bronze dragon necklace / Gibberish groups!

July 23, 2019

I have no patience for garbled gibberish group names on Facebook or anywhere else. What kind of name is “mkhgpqwopo ooezpq can luionnnnn”?! The old name of Quotes and Sarcasm was just fine! I know that 2/3 of the people there have really foreign or just plain weirdass personal names, but that doesn’t mean it […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]