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Glow-in-the-dark bowling! No thanks on my behalf, MOM! Speed limit being 69!

January 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up for church in the morning. We talked about DARK SOULS, my eye surgery and insurance, how it was somewhat his fault for the sewer updates and construction zone around my place because his company was involved, drivers and turn signals, Elysse thinking my dad was dead because I […]

Taking the road less traveled, Tim Burr, Raymond Burr, the cat being fed already

January 15, 2019

I hung around Deb and Dylan’s today since the paint dude was coming by to finish up whatever he did yesterday, and he left at 10:30. SO EARLY! Managed to use up a lot of time by being on Discord and Reddit mobile, then ate my packed lunch of leftovers from last night: chicken wings […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

Jimmy again?! / Breakfart voucher! / Salt and pepper handheld devices!

December 13, 2018

Why do I bother talking to certain people?! I shouldn’t have done that last night, but at least I had the last word this time. From Engrish.com: Here’s a breakfart voucher! “Please present this voucher before breakfart.” HAHAHAHA! From Engrish.com: Salt and pepper handheld devices are food now?!

A green Remembrance Day dragon! / A common everyday houseplant in Thunder Tower!

November 11, 2018

Emma Wiening tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! I only replied to your comment in a Dragons group! GO AWAY! I’ve also blocked her. From Dragons and Magical Dominion of Canada: Canada Remembers! “Poppy Dragon” by Rachel Hoffman – a green Remembrance Day Dragon! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney make it to Thunder Tower […]

Jimmy back with reasons / Butt Finger Blast ice cream?!

October 22, 2018

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. I showered today. Jimmy came back last night and said his grandma had fallen two weeks ago and he had to be one of the only people to take care of her after work. Okay then, BUT SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FUCKING DEACTIVATE OR […]

Green tea ice cream, Fulum mooncake, Cheetos BAG OF BONES snacks, and more!

September 26, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got half-price JOY dumplings x8 (Pork and Tri-Treasure, Lamb and Onion, Pork and Vegetable, Pork and Chive – saving $1 per bag over Big Crazy), Cheetos Bag of Bones white cheddar Halloween snacks, on-sale Dial […]

Unisex Poop Emoji fleece pajama pants!

September 6, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: Unisex Poop Emoji fleece pajama pants!

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips!

September 6, 2018

I discovered that Johnny Canuck and Danika H. had both unfriended me on Facebook – okay then, what the heck?! Someone named Edward Kelvin also tried adding me in the afternoon – DENIED! From Sara H.: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips! Don’t assault people! Ugh, the BAD SPELLING of “accidentally” in this one…