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I don’t want to burn any bridges! / Page 22, Page 69, Page 187, and Page 420!

October 18, 2017

From Reddit on June 9, 2017: No, Sunkindonut149, you DO want to burn bridges with someone who touched you inappropriately. She sounds like Mike: I can’t leave bad eBay reviews for someone in case they see them and then don’t want to send me anything else!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to the […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Nescafé coffee, Scotch scissors, index cards, and WD-40! / No Chrystal?!

December 15, 2016

I went out in the freezing weather at 5:50 to meet Chrystal at Broadway Station, just missing a 401. I waited for at least 40 minutes just inside the station before I gave up and went to London Drugs to buy on-sale Nescafé coffee (April 20, 2016), WD-40 spray because Vanessa had suggested it yesterday […]

The Sedin twins’ art skills, nerfpunk, being nice to me, anger management

September 23, 2016

I called Hester at 2:15 to get laundry tokens (March 23, 2016), after having to find the phone number myself inside or outside the building because I had somehow failed to note it down while switching notebooks a while ago. She wasn’t available to do that (yet was answering her phone?!), so said she’d call […]

Richmond World Festival at Minoru Park! / Deer Garden! / Labor Day barbecues!

September 3, 2016

I found out that Richie and Sonya had both unfriended me on Facebook, probably some time ago. Coincidentally, they were both Calgary Flames fans from VCEFC! It’s okay, as we lost touch quite a while ago! Then I figured that it was time to put another blanket on the bed. Later, Mom called me at […]

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

August 1, 2016

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]

Whenwolf, Whywolf, and Whowolf / Too-polite Canadians / Sichuan’s hair blood

July 8, 2016

I liked SUPER MARIO MAKER and PEPSI-MAN! This CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS comic strip is from Wesley: “Aaagh! A werewolf!” “Heh, I’m no werewolf! I’m a WHENwolf. I just go around telling people what time it is!” “All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations.” “Thanks, […]