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Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania?! / Garnier Whole Blends shampoos and conditioners!

August 11, 2019

I went out at 2:35 on a 401 to mail some random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag […]

Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]

Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave in MOTHER 3: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7!

April 10, 2019

Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave: Chapter 1 yellow flowers with Flint and Alec! Abbot and Abbey are by the grave after Hinawa’s funeral – I did not know this! “A bouquet of flowers, offered to everyone’s beloved Hinawa.” Abbot, Abbey, Flint, Alec, Isaac, Nichol, Richie, Thomas, Lisa, and Bateau are around the MILF gravestone. Sunflowers by […]

Skyr yogurt and almond milk Palmolive today?! / Mr. Saturn as a blobfish!

March 20, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got NEW on-sale Samyang curry terrorist noodles, Cottonelle toilet paper x2, on-sale Sidekicks x6 (Creamy Bacon Carbonara / Garlic Butter with Lemon / Creamy Chicken Fusilli / Three-Cheese / Homestyle Cheddar / Tomato Alfredo), Ferrero […]

Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]

Vaseline For Men / Racist Stuart and cancer / Charlene Thompson’s crazy mugshot

February 1, 2019

Heard from Jana in CANUCK NATION that RACIST Stuart has three kinds of cancer (liver / colon / something else) and is currently in Langley hospice – karma works in good ways! I went out at 2:30 on a 401 for shopping purposes. Went to London Drugs for a replacement toothbrush since I had to […]

You can buy a sanitary douche?! / Stale Johansen is a Norwegian name?!

December 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Flyers at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! WOO! Take THAT, Jimmy! From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, “When he’s an asshole, but only a little bit”! What a nozzle! From my UNCLE JOHN’S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named […]

Dragon’s Milk stout / Colorful Dragon #3! / Stainless steel dragon bracelet

October 14, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. I’ll definitely buy replacement shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and shower poufs! From Julie and her friend: Dragon’s Milk stout from the New Holland Brewery! From Julie: Colorful Dragon #3! From Vanessa and So Good Vibes: A stainless steel dragon bracelet – YES!

Technically stealing heavy bottled water x48! / Pizza the Hutt is awesome!

August 22, 2018

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and called Barry about a possible wheeled dolly for on-sale bottled water, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – Feb. 22, 2015), store brand canned mushroom pieces and stems, on-sale JOY […]