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Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

Travis Couture-Lovelady?! / Melsun?! / Alvena?! / Zy’Leah?! / Rameir?! / Shak?!

May 25, 2018

From Julie: Melsun?! Reminds me of Selsun Blue, which my dad used to have in the bathroom… From Julie: Alvena?! If you’re going to feminize Alvin, at least go with Alvina! It also reminds me of salmon for some reason. Ah yes, “alevin salmon,” at least according to Google! From Julie: Nina is all very […]

Tuna Altuna?! / Toilet engaged! / Gamaliel, Khey’Juan, and Shakina are names?!

May 19, 2018

Last night, I reminded Eric that I needed a ride to and from Christon’s dinner on Monday, and luckily he can do this! I also showered today before making my pasta specialty. Tuna Altuna?! From Julie M. and Humour Feeds: Toilet engaged! Wow, huge congrats to the toilet! From Julie: Gamaliel?! Sounds like a character […]

Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles! / Hilroy notebook! / Pads! / Melphineas Zuber?!

November 7, 2017

I went out at 4:25 to get some much-needed Silk almond milk (the one which expired on the 9th smelled off last night – so I threw it out), on-sale pads x2, a Hilroy black journal notebook, and NEW limited-edition pumpkin spice Lindt chocolate truffles. Then I got back at 5:10 on a 407, which […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

Sushi, middle school, being fake, Converse, artwork, 80s music, years, pasties

June 26, 2015

Yay for more catching up on Blogthings quizzes! You Scored 86% Correct You are an 80s expert. You never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop Boys. You know which classical musician Falco rocked. When it comes to 80s music, you Just Can’t Get Enough! How Much Do You Know About 80s Music? Blogthings: 100’s […]

Abby is a BOY?! / Dream of eggshells and Mike / French seafood curry!

March 1, 2015

Today, I met a little Chinese BOY in Awana whose name is ABBY?! WHAT THE. His sister’s name is Winnie (which reminds me of Mike saying that Winnie is a popular name in Hong Kong), and their last name is the same as Amy Y.’s. (i_worship_feste / exclamation_pnt) I had a dream where Eric told […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ni-Nz (NyquilSteve317)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNiaverly’s Syndrome Cause: viral Symptoms: clicking sounds, mildly bendy arms, extreme hallucinations Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNicholasJonas’ Disease Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: fangs, drooling, sneezing Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Auntie Paula’s funeral / RED JACKETS / Micah and Isaac welcome / Pho

May 23, 2013

Of course, I was up at 6 AM today! Ugh. It didn’t help that Mom annoyed me by saying stuff about my red jacket – you’re fucking lucky I remembered a dark cap instead of a yellow / printed one! When I die, people should be able to wear whatever color they want. At church, […]

Berman, vibrators, Calla NOT Kayla, binoculars, Auntie Grace, and Green Village

March 18, 2012

Surprised Eric this morning by answering the phone with “Wedding Forum – how may I help you?” Hahaha! We discussed many things on the way to church: weddings in general, good friends, Christian music / static / the Shell Busey home improvement show / 99.3 the Fox, his meetings after church today and next week, […]