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Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles! / Hilroy notebook! / Pads! / Melphineas Zuber?!

November 7, 2017

I went out at 4:25 to get some much-needed Silk almond milk (the one which expired on the 9th smelled off last night – so I threw it out), on-sale pads x2, a Hilroy black journal notebook, and NEW limited-edition pumpkin spice Lindt chocolate truffles. Then I got back at 5:10 on a 407, which […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

Sushi, middle school, being fake, Converse, artwork, 80s music, years, pasties

June 26, 2015

Yay for more catching up on Blogthings quizzes! You Scored 86% Correct You are an 80s expert. You never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop Boys. You know which classical musician Falco rocked. When it comes to 80s music, you Just Can’t Get Enough! How Much Do You Know About 80s Music? Blogthings: 100’s […]

Abby is a BOY?! / Dream of eggshells and Mike / French seafood curry!

March 1, 2015

Today, I met a little Chinese BOY in Awana whose name is ABBY?! WHAT THE. His sister’s name is Winnie (which reminds me of Mike saying that Winnie is a popular name in Hong Kong), and their last name is the same as Amy Y.’s. (i_worship_feste / exclamation_pnt) I had a dream where Eric told […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ni-Nz (NyquilSteve317)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNiaverly’s Syndrome Cause: viral Symptoms: clicking sounds, mildly bendy arms, extreme hallucinations Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNicholasJonas’ Disease Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: fangs, drooling, sneezing Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Auntie Paula’s funeral / RED JACKETS / Micah and Isaac welcome / Pho

May 23, 2013

Of course, I was up at 6 AM today! Ugh. It didn’t help that Mom annoyed me by saying stuff about my red jacket – you’re fucking lucky I remembered a dark cap instead of a yellow / printed one! When I die, people should be able to wear whatever color they want. At church, […]

Berman, vibrators, Calla NOT Kayla, binoculars, Auntie Grace, and Green Village

March 18, 2012

Surprised Eric this morning by answering the phone with “Wedding Forum – how may I help you?” Hahaha! We discussed many things on the way to church: weddings in general, good friends, Christian music / static / the Shell Busey home improvement show / 99.3 the Fox, his meetings after church today and next week, […]

Three separate 5-on-3 goals makes NHL playoff history!

May 22, 2011

Eric picked me up slightly early, but I was ready for it. We discussed hiking, Carmen, my parents being away, pronunciation, accents, the upcoming game, hand sanitizer (which is what he gets for always insinuating that I’m drunk!), and some other stuff. When we got to church, I saw Jon – he and Harmony had […]

Calla and Stanford’s wedding – STANFORD, STANTON, and STANFIELD?!

October 9, 2010

When Eric picked me up, he commented on my sneakers; hey, it’s not MY fault that my other shoes decided to go kablooey on me, is it?! We discussed his mother calling, “Randal’s slow-acting poison in the water,” the Joker, iconic theme songs, how to get to the church, not wanting to go home in […]

Kirin, Melissa, Emily, Tracey, Pastor Glen, Lillian, Kelvin, and the wedding banquet

October 3, 2010

I was expecting a phone call around 4:30, and got one – soon we were on our way to Kirin via the Starlight Casino, which we were surprised to learn was open 24 hours! Talked desultorily on the way there about Walmart and trying to take naps, but failing. Lily apologized to me about having […]