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Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

Not having an attitude problem, Giegue’s experimentation room, Shiro-Zen Master

March 30, 2017

A repair guy finally came by today (which is NOT St. Patrick’s Day as I was originally told!) at 2:20 to install a new stove fan. No, I am not a hood fan, haha. After flipping the breakers and doing things (Hester’s husband Ni came by to see what was going on), he said I […]

Rooster in a plant pot / Go and find another can! / Pre-fabricated wreckage

March 14, 2017

TODAY IS PI DAY! I called Hester this morning because my toilet flapper wasn’t working. She told me to please write her a note – DUH. At least she said a guy would come around lunchtime to look at my stove fan! They finally came by at 1:45 (that’s not lunch time!) and the guy […]

Technology space dragon, copper purple dragon eye, green and gold dragon

March 12, 2017

I saw Hester sweeping outside in the rain just now at 10:15 PM. What the heck?! DO IT TOMORROW WHEN IT ISN’T DARK, LADY! From Krista: Technology space dragon! From Dragons: Copper purple dragon eye! Reminds me of the eye from BREATH OF FIRE II, and Sauron’s eye from LORD OF THE RINGS. From Dragons: […]

THE MADAM AS ENTREPRENEUR?! / Oxygen and carbon dioxide! / Ovary over-reactions!

March 8, 2017

It’s International Women’s Day today! I called Barry about my T5007 tax forms and food shopping today after trying for the last few days. He said he’d try to be here before noon, and he was here at 11:40. We went to Chimo and got it done for me to be home by noon. The […]

Keep Calm and Silent / Jeff Andonuts in HALLOW’S END! / Sphere Theatre cheating!

March 3, 2017

I finally got my tax documents in the mail yesterday, so I called Barry this afternoon. He was helping someone move (and so he didn’t have his appointment book), so he suggested I call him on Monday instead. Then I finally decided to use the Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from Chrystal as a birthday […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]