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Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Grammar Nazi bitmoji / Shartice Ricketts, Zena Dawn Allan Omelko, Elayna Hoff?!

August 7, 2019

I called Hester early this morning at 9:15 to see if she got my note yesterday. “If you broke it, it’s your problem!” Yeah, that’s very helpful… NOT! She finally said she’d send the handyman this afternoon “but not right now” – that’s fine, whatever. He came by at 1:30 in an official Amacon uniform […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

Eulis, Lonequa, Maycee, Shaquala, Londyn, Nimrod Shmul, and Peace Eshiet?!

June 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, a German Shaw technician came by at 11:35 AM with a replacement cable box / new PVR box / new remote control / new modem / advice. (calling my HOME number 15 minutes beforehand to see whether I was home… WHAT DO YOU THINK?!) When he left at 12:15 after also setting […]

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS!