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Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Cheen Amr, Sherif Tarek, Cat Xochiquetzal Amanigh, the twelfth plane of torment

January 6, 2018

I’ve been on Discord for a year now – whee! 😀 GREEN TEA TIME AND COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Leafs at 4 today; the game unfortunately went to overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver lost the game 3-2. From Translink: Sherif Tarek? I think your parents were going for Sheriff, but misspelled it… […]

Tomatoes as peaches! / Books, coffee, peace and quiet! / Smoking mittens!

January 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and LOST 5-0 to Ryan Miller! These tomatoes are definitely not peaches! This coffee mug is from Julia Quinn: Some women want diamonds. I just want a book, a cup of coffee, and some peace and quiet. From Julie: Smoking mittens!

Devontae Perry?! / Starr?! / This GUY is named JODIE?! / Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

December 30, 2017

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal. From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?! From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?! From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn’t that a GIRL […]

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Fanny Määgnet?! / Walter White arrested for dealing meth?! / Råån Cid Púbes?!

December 16, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 10:30 PM, but I was busy with stuff online, so didn’t notice until I checked my Caller ID at 11. Then he called me back at 11:30, and we talked about his coming over tomorrow for the NHL 100th Anniversary Winter Classic (I’ll believe it when I see it), Nathan […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]