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SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

No interruptions while I’m reading! / Existence not mattering / Pet is a name?!

April 21, 2017

I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and […]

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Days off, Sherm joining the party, Sherm being civilized, friends and boobs

March 17, 2017

Cleaning the underside of my mouse results in Chrome issuing a malformed or illegal request. Okay, then… You Should Spend the Day Lounging You take the idea of self-care seriously, and when you get a day off, you are all about renewal. Even if you spend the whole day on the couch, you never feel […]

Cock-flavored soup mix, Monotoli Building is the Monotoly Building, Fourside Bar

March 7, 2017

It’s World Book Day today! Yummy Engrish! Cock-flavored soup mix by Grace! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / the Super Plush Teddy Bear go to Fourside. The Monotoli Building has been renamed to the original name of the Monotoly Building. Yay for differences! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / […]