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Audrey Pennypacker / Barry Shitpeas / Jason, Amos, and me as Awana secretaries!

July 25, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy’s friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook – okay, then! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?! From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Desiray Poitras, Oshai Karen Brown, Rebecca Barker Sprang, Krystina Casimir

July 15, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I went out at 10:25 on a 407 and was finally able to make it to the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy today on a 403 from Brighouse before it got TOO hot outside! I got a can of Success mushroom […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]