Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘reading’ Category

Cheap reading glasses! / Stew beef noodles! / Z-Grip! / 1000 Touch toothpicks!

July 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 11:20 to meet Mom and Dad for my new reading glasses and some lunch. Mom wondered why I didn’t turn my cellphone on – why not save battery life if I don’t NEED it on all day? She wasn’t impressed when I told her that, but […]

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Candy Button Disco?! / Patrick Wisdom baseball?! / Clayton Stoner hockey?!

June 23, 2019

Candy Button Disco?! Patrick Wisdom?! Clayton Stoner?!

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

Matisse Yiu goes by “they” on Facebook when SHE is a SHE?! No need to do THAT!

June 13, 2019

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks group member request: Matisse Yiu?! Like Henry Matisse, the painter and artist?! SHE also goes by “they” on Facebook, like a good little special snowflake!

Camdyn, Cayson, Callie, and Catlan?! / Molei Wright?! / DeOrr Kunz, Junior?!

May 31, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I will go out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Should be okay for our last month! From Julie: Callie is fine, but Camdyn and Cayson?! BAD SPELLING OF CAMDEN! From Julie: This guy is named Catlan?! Reminds me of Catalan… From READER’S DIGEST: Molei Wright?! […]

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

Swastika, Ontario?! / White Ness T-shirt #1 / Destoni?! / Heather Hearing?!

May 8, 2019

I went in for surgery on my other eye today when Barry picked me up at 9:20. I’m glad that Brian showed up in time to give me a ride home at 2:30. He was perfectly fine, asking me eight times whether I was okay, how I was feeling, whether I needed a drink or […]

House of Dosas! The Dark Manor! Halloween! Backwash! / Charleszetta Waddles?!

April 12, 2019

Paulo and I were trying to figure out where everyone else wanted to meet, so eventually I said “fuck it – let’s meet somewhere nearby.” The hospital Starbucks it was! We just managed to get the 407 at Alderbridge after ascertaining that everyone now wanted to meet at House of Dosas on Kingsway; like we […]