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69 days till 2020! / Blink-182! All the small things! / 11 Peek Freans biscuits!

October 24, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69 days from October 24, 2019 to January 1, 2020! From Julie: Say it ain’t so, I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Na na na na na…. Blink-182’s ALL THE SMALL THINGS! Peek Freans Lifestyle Cranberry Citrus Oat Crunch biscuits! Peek Freans Family […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England?! / HOW TO WRITE WHILE YOU SLEEP?!

September 16, 2019

9/16/19 is also a palindrome date! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2:15 to see Dr. Ruby at 2:45. Ugh, they can’t just do a referral by phone?! I was confused when the 410 detoured way down Alderbridge instead of going on No. 3 Road – ugh, MORE construction! I encountered a […]

Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]

NEW Samyang Jjajang noodles! / Classico! / Drumsticks! / The Texorcist, hahaha!

May 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale GOOD TASTE dumplings x5, NEW on-sale Arm and Hammer toothpaste for Toothpaste Tube Day today, NEW on-sale Western Family vanilla pudding for Vanilla Pudding Day today, NEW on-sale Uncle Ben’s Mexican-style rice, […]

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]

A 1-0 loss?! / Kaapo Kakko is a fun name to say! FINLAND!

February 13, 2019

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 1-0… Anaheim ended up winning their first home game in TWO MONTHS, with a rookie goalie and a new coach! From the r/Canucks Discord server: Kaapo Kakko?! FUN! It is his birthday today, too – what a coincidence!

ERIC HO! Shepherd pie and cooking directions! HANGOUT TIME!

July 29, 2018

oEric Ho actually responded to my email about a birthday hangout within 24 hours or so! WOO! Maybe we should do something which isn’t actually sitting around the house, although I now do have a two-pound frozen Bassili’s Best shepherd’s pie which expires on March 19, 2020. (Corey’s birthday) Unfortunately, that would need to be […]

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

Kimberlie Goodnough, Jaquana Taddy Druzba, Kenya Starflight, Cathina Haynes

December 7, 2017

I went out at 2:30 on a 401 in the fog to London Drugs, and misread “Ovation chocolate” as “ovarian cancer,” which is really NOT sold in stores! Finally mailed Sheryll’s card, and got Sunkist Vitamin C which expires in March 2020 / on-sale All-Bran Buds which expire in September 2018 / VSC Belgian chocolate […]