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Archive for the ‘2020’ Category

Knorr Parmesan Pesto, Czech instant noodles, Fireball selfie, Knorr Butter Herb

March 24, 2020

I reminded Chinese Eric that we could text each other while the coronavirus pandemic is going on, especially since he has lupus and is automatically at a higher risk. He seemed to agree, texting back “yesyes! 😀 Won’t come over till playoffs or 2020-2021 season!” Gotta love good friends! Knorr Parmesan Pesto Sidekicks! Vifon beef […]

Chalupa tombstone?! / Canucks 50th / Honey Garlic Noodles! / Michelle dead now?!

March 17, 2020

It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2020 today! I went out at 1:50 to get 1.14 litres of regular Bailey’s from the liquor store, 3 pounds of Parkay margarine / Cinnamint, Fresh Mint, and Spearmint Mentos gum x3 / 300 Mead index cards / NEW limited-edition Olympic Dairy raspberry-cranberry yogurt from Price Smart, and six more on-sale […]

Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! / Richmond library UPMOST coronavirus?

March 16, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! Richmond Public Library is closing on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 due to the coronavirus, and our health is their “UPMOST” priority?! You work at a LIBRARY – come on now! UTMOST PRIORITY!

French Woods, Lordville, Stalker, Lookout, Galilee?! / Easter 2020 Peeps Crocs?!

March 15, 2020

I went out at 12:30 on a 401 to London Drugs so I could get some NEW on-sale purple Dentyne Midnight Mint gum / a MARTEX bath towel / on-sale oversized Angel Oak towels x2 / on-sale Grand Patrician 400 thread count standard pillowcases x2 / Pine-Sol cleaning formula x2 in Spring Blossom and Lavender […]

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

Huge bucket of coffee, Stonehenge changing clocks, Paul Assman and Edith Assman

March 8, 2020

It’s Daylight Savings Time 2020 (ugh) AND International Women’s Day today! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets tonight at 7, and lost 2-1. From Julie M. and Fun Pics and Stuff: Coffee sizes – tall cup, grande cup, and a huge bucket for the day after Daylight Saving Time starts! From my ex-friend Fiann: Man, […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

ERIC HO! LEAP YEAR 2020 GAME! / Leap Year Frog! Leap Day Facts! / Quiche!

February 29, 2020

MORE COFFEE TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! The Canucks played the Leafs today at 4, and lost 4-2… DAMN EMPTY-NET GOALS AND MY BIRTHDAY BUDDY AUSTON MATTHEWS! Eric Ho confirmed yesterday via text that he was coming over, and also called me at 12:10 to iron out some details, so YAY! I got […]

Joeffre Kolosky? VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! / Incorrect password frustration

February 29, 2020

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! FEBRUARY 29! FEB. 29! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Joeffre Kolosky?! VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! Reminds me of Joffre Lake around Pemberton, BC! From Julie: Password is incorrect. Password is incorrect. *changes password* New password can’t be the same as an old […]

Mardi Gras 2020! / Andromada Deberry?! / Purple sticky rice! / Czech noodles!

February 25, 2020

Today is Mardi Gras 2020! I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National Clam Chowder Day. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:45 on a 401 to help with the kids, but I just missed both buses – UGH! Got to the house, where the kids seemed to be better. Beckett walked […]