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Cuntiness next to godliness! / Rocking Grandpa fireworks! / Evyone Pike?!

May 30, 2020

This Vancouver graffiti next to a Buster’s Towing sign is from Reddit and r/vancouver: Cuntiness is next to godliness! From Julie and Odd Lots: Rocking Grandpa fireworks from Cutting Edge Fireworks?! One of Shane’s Facebook friends is named Evyone Pike?! BAD SPELLING OF YVONNE! She wants us to stay home since it could save lives […]

Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS!

Chinese Eric, Compliments chips, Stanley Park Pilsner! / Guestbook 2018 Entry!

December 27, 2018

Guestbook Entry 2018! December 27, 2018 (Thurs.) Eric H. (lddude): “Here now for the POST-Christmas hangout with Leslie… it has been a while since I was here. (one year and eleven days) Haha. Hope I can come over more often and enjoy Leslie’s company… Happy Holidays! :)” After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, Chinese Eric […]

Holiday wishes and greetings! / Dr. Simmond Lee?! / Rayon Armeen Braxton?!

December 22, 2018

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight, and lost 1-0 thanks to a goal in the last 90 seconds of the game! UGH! From Not Always Right: If someone wishes you various holiday greetings, and you are not of that persuasion, you say… “Thank you! You too!” because honestly, if you can’t see past the […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Cataract consultation?! / Crystal Patriarche?! / Fuk Yu?!

July 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM for my 9:15 AM cataract consultation on Burrard with Dr. Wise. The eye exam was okay, but now I have to go in for an eye ultrasound on September 21! Thank goodness that and September payday are BEFORE Barry goes on holiday. I got him […]

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

July 8, 2018

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

A Vancouver fan win or lose, Zania Sovijarvi-Spape, Starley Rupper, Sarah Menace

January 17, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Laurie: I am a Vancouver fan, win or lose! From Not Always Working: Zania Sovijarvi-Spape?! From Not Always Right: Starley Rupper?! From Not Always Right: Sarah Menace?!