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Cataract consultation?! / Crystal Patriarche?! / Fuk Yu?!

July 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM for my 9:15 AM cataract consultation on Burrard with Dr. Wise. The eye exam was okay, but now I have to go in for an eye ultrasound on September 21! Thank goodness that and September payday are BEFORE Barry goes on holiday. I got him […]

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

July 8, 2018

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

A Vancouver fan win or lose, Zania Sovijarvi-Spape, Starley Rupper, Sarah Menace

January 17, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Laurie: I am a Vancouver fan, win or lose! From Not Always Working: Zania Sovijarvi-Spape?! From Not Always Right: Starley Rupper?! From Not Always Right: Sarah Menace?!

Are You A Maximizer? / What’s Your Very English Name? / Kanye West! Kanye East!

September 28, 2017

“You Are a Maximizer” When it comes to everything in life, you’re always looking for the best. And you don’t mind if it takes a while to find it. You look at every option before making a decision. You don’t like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are. You’re the […]

A Jacob’s Well fundraising dinner with Korean food: glass noodles galore!

June 5, 2017

Tonight’s menu: Bo Ssam [Korean pork], served with rice, kimchi, ssam sauce, ginger-scallion sauce, lettuce, and love. Jap Chae (Korean glass noodles) Various Banchan: Napa Cabbage Kimchi, Roasted Seaweed, Marinated Bean Sprouts, Soy and Sesame Spinach, Cucumber Kimchi, Garlic Chive Kimchi Beer: BYOB! Barley Tea Aloe Vera Drinks Eric M. called me at 11:30 from […]

Jeremy and Christon’s 2016 birthday dinner! / Cook rabbit, deer, and goose!

October 2, 2016

I left the house at 4:05 to check out the Kingsgate Mall dollar store, so I could buy 20 general birthday cards ($1.25 each) WITHOUT PINK OR PURPLE ON THEM, in case they end up being given to guys. Then I spent a few minutes getting rid of the plastic wrapping on each and every […]

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

August 1, 2016

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]

Dr. Jason Poon is a gynecologist?! / Wilaiporn Cox / Karmen Cox is a guy?!

July 17, 2016

Jason Poon is a gynecologist?! From Julie: Wilaiporn Cox was on a FORENSIC FILES episode?! Wait… Wilaiporn Cox’s HUSBAND was named Karmen?!

Hot pot with lamb, broth, Fireball whiskey, and more! / Gum’s so great!

November 30, 2015

I left for Jeremy’s at 4:40, and stopped by Shoppers Drug Mart, where I bought a baby card for Melia / Angus, and a 150g box of After Eight dark and white chocolate mints for white Eric since I’d forgotten the Guylian box at home. By the time I got to Jeremy’s, it was at […]