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Archive for the ‘stupid idiots’ Category

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]

Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

Benevolent sexism?! / Black people and microaggressions?! / Gender-neutral kids!

October 21, 2017

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) – even a Muslim – are NOT benevolent sexism! From Reddit on June 15, 2017: “You are one of the good ones because you’re over 60 or something” is NOT a microaggression! From Baby’s Named A Bad […]

I don’t want to burn any bridges! / Page 22, Page 69, Page 187, and Page 420!

October 18, 2017

From Reddit on June 9, 2017: No, Sunkindonut149, you DO want to burn bridges with someone who touched you inappropriately. She sounds like Mike: I can’t leave bad eBay reviews for someone in case they see them and then don’t want to send me anything else!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to the […]

Texting your ex in a gushy manner?! WHY?! / Polyamorous special snowflakes!

October 10, 2017

I noticed that Eric Ho had tried calling me yesterday when I was out, so I called him back at 11:50 AM. He answered the phone, and said that he just wanted to let me know – AFTER THE FACT! – that he’d tried sending me an email on Saturday to say that he couldn’t […]

Literally capslocking?! / Gilbert from FINAL FANTASY 4 in Karnak! / Gunpowder!

October 3, 2017

From Not Always Romantic on June 17, 2016: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “LITERALLY CAPSLOCKING” IN REAL LIFE!!!!! IT’S CALLED “SHOUTING,” “SCREAMING,” OR “YELLING”! If you use that phrase, you don’t know how to use English properly! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go around Karnak in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after Karnak Castle explodes […]

Red flag questions are OBVIOUSLY negative! / Tampons NOT being heteronormative!

September 30, 2017

I showered and did some laundry today, so at least I can feel more human and less like a desiccated corpse! I got a free sample of Excel Soft Chew peppermint gum in the mail yesterday! From Reddit on August 16, 2017: “All these RED FLAG questions are so negative!” DUH! I’m very surprised that […]

Onrac: You have legs! / Adamantite! / Whistle and stairway! / Thor! Hipsthor!

September 22, 2017

Eric Ho emailed me this morning to say that he wishes he could make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner, but they’ve scheduled him to work a Monet art exhibit at the VAG (art gallery), so he proposed that we hang out here instead for the Canucks regular season opener on Saturday, October 7. Sounds […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]