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Archive for the ‘stupid idiots’ Category

Deliberately leaving things around to trip on?! / Blocking people for fun?! NO!

May 3, 2020

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I’d like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for […]

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut, Cheddar Chipotle Sidekicks, coronavirus devil

May 2, 2020

From Reddit: At EXACTLY 7:17 PM, you are 69,420 seconds through the day. QUIRKY TIME COINCIDENCE! I finally blocked Kate on Discord – I don’t NEED to hear her TMI stories or her insufficient apologies with “lol” for the “leaf” comment with question marks blaming her offensive denseness on her autism! I especially don’t want […]

BLIND SPOT is not an ableist term! How stupid! / Mamee Vegetarian Noodles!

April 29, 2020

Did laundry today. Had to take someone else’s load out of the dryer so I could start mine on time. Came back to a printed note: “Please don’t grab my stuff out of the dryer when I’m five minutes late!” Well, maybe you should be ON TIME since other people need to use the coin […]

LOL tombstone?! / Pizza, Kate being offensively dense, AUNTIE, stars on reading

April 28, 2020

After I had it out with Kate because of her offensive fruitcake denseness (she did NOT apologize properly for calling me a LEAF!), Ayler called me at 4:50 (with Jon sending me a Facebook message just before – which I didn’t read till later), to ask what I did today, so I said I had […]

GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION, my fourth Reddit silver, Let’s Game It Out scenarios

April 19, 2020

Knorr Garlic Alfredo Fettuccine, the rest of my Classico Alfredo sauce, Jamieson zinc and garlic pills, sriracha sauce, chili flakes, and black pepper as lunch for National Garlic Day today! An English translation of an amusing Chinese webnovel: GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION! Thanks, Hidden One! From Julie: Let’s Game It Out on Youtube! Weird video game […]

This HOW TO SLEEP book worked for me! / Spelling NICE as NYC?! / Mandeep Singh?!

April 16, 2020

From James: Well, I’m sold. HOW TO SLEEP is the best fucking book ever! Being me, I had to edit a comma in with MS Paint. From the comments on a Nav photo on Feb. 4, 2019: “Nice” should NOT be spelled as NYC! I know typing on mobile is a pain in the ass, […]

Cat in toilet POOP!

April 7, 2020

From the r/baseball Discord server: MOVE, idiot cat in the toilet – I NEED TO POOP!

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]