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Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Snapware saved me! / PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER couples costume for Halloween!

October 21, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LATCHED CONTAINERS like Rubbermaid 28.4L and Starfrit 26L: NO! I can’t even get the lids to work right half the time! Snapware is a MUCH better alternative! Andre Stelter added me to Facebook – hey, he is a Canucks fan, so why not? I finally got back home at 3:35 on […]

Windoge 8! / Not knowing a shower’s real purpose?! / Happy Hockey Christmas Eve!

October 2, 2018

Rachel emailed to cancel on me today as she’s sick – totally understandable! Windoge 8! Much improve. So amaze. Wow. From Reddit: I thought the purpose of a shower was to get yourself clean, ThatCatVal… how did you not know this?! Also, how do you not know the difference between LED and LEAD?! This sounds […]

Jerk chicken, butter chicken, 4:25 bars! / The cast of MOTHER 3 on Deviant Art

October 1, 2018

I went out at 12 on a 401 so I could buy Campbell’s Chunky Soup (Jerk Chicken with Vegetables / Butter Chicken with Vegetables), NESCAFÉ instant coffee (December 16, 2017), a NEW on-sale limited edition Oh Henry! Canada / Oh Henry 4:25 Pop-Up candy bar, barkTHINS snacking dark chocolate with pumpkin seeds for Thanksgiving dinner, […]

No eyeball ultrasound or whatever! / Uterus-haver?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

September 21, 2018

Jeremy emailed me to say that he could make it to Felico’s – YAY! Barry called me at 8:35 AM to confirm the time that he’d be picking me up, and 10:15 sounded fine to me. Then Dr. Wise’s office called me at 9:05 AM to say that they had “a situation” come up and […]

Unblocking Jimmy again / Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

August 15, 2018

I decided to unblock Jimmy on Mike’s advice, even though he said it was up to me. We definitely need to figure out what “done” means for sure! I was surprised when I got a response within one minute to my “are we BOTH ready to talk like normal people?” message… From Mochas: Drink coffee! […]

Helping out with the kids post-cataract consultation! / TAKIS SNACKS AT SAFEWAY!

July 26, 2018

After Barry dropped me off at Oakridge at 10:35 AM, I bought NEW Taki’s Fuego Mexican snacks / NEW Taki’s Xplosion Mexican snacks / NEW Taki’s Angry Burger Mexican snacks / NEW Taki’s Crunchy Fajitas Mexican snacks / NEW Peace Tea Peach Party iced tea / NEW Mini Rolos as a treat after my eye […]

Darwin Tabacco?! / Penetrative sex is rape by default?! / Trinity and Tune?!

June 3, 2018

Darwin Tabacco?! From Reddit on April 13, 2018: Penetrative sex is rape by default now according to some feminists?! Thanks, Needco! It doesn’t seem like she believes that, though. PHEW! From Julie: Trinity and TUNE are together?! From Julie: This is Tune… you have a bad name, dude!