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Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

Toothbrush bristles are NOT Brussels! / Kids should be playing Nintendo games!

November 28, 2019

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts – she thought that Mike’s email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can’t seem to tag anyone! UGH! From Reddit on June […]

Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

November 22, 2019

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I’m not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), […]

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]