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Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Dani-Marie Watson wants to rage over people making her put on a jacket?! What?!

May 9, 2017

The Cold Never Bothered Them, Anyway I knew she blocked me and others when I couldn’t see these comments anymore, so I simply logged into my XENIA account to grab these screenshots. This is what also finally inspired me to make a Facebook album for Internet idiots. 😀 Dani, just put on a fucking jacket. […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Red cross on the Summers hospital / The Stoic Club! / Brown Cow! / Saxophones!

April 7, 2017

I finally blocked Fiann because he was being an asshole the other night. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / the Super Plush Teddy Bear make it to Summers. Here is the Summers Hospital with a red cross, which was removed from most hospitals in EARTHBOUND because of the Red Cross. CENSORSHIP! […]

Stupid people in large groups, garden with curled poo, baked Easter poop emojis

March 24, 2017

From Janina and Sue Fitzmaurice: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Garden with Curled Poo! From Boing Boing: Baked marshmallow poop emojis, just in time for Easter!

The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE title screen, Colonel Saturn, an iron lunch bag

December 20, 2016

According to some Reddit idiot, I must be bigoted against mental illness because I refuse to date someone with Borderline Personality Disorder or BPD. Definitely not. I’m almost sure that Korey had it, and that was very traumatic and abusive. I am not putting myself through that knowingly! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]

Canada flooded! / Laura Knott-Twine works at a Textile and History Museum?!

November 10, 2016

Eric Ho called me at 10:20, and I returned it about an hour later. He has a short shift at work from 12-3 (a film shoot) and wants to come over later to watch the Vancouver Canucks-Detroit Red Wings game. Sure, I guess so… good thing I caught him before he left, he said! Then […]