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Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]

Period anger and stupid fruits! / Uninstalling your period! / Menstrual Island!

February 6, 2019

I discovered redrum late last night – UGH! When you’re on your period and everything makes you angry… “Stupid fruits…” From Tumblr: “Where can I uninstall my period?” “I think if you download pregnancy, it blocks it for a few months, but then you get a really loud annoying popup that doesn’t go away for […]

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Snapware saved me! / PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER couples costume for Halloween!

October 21, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LATCHED CONTAINERS like Rubbermaid 28.4L and Starfrit 26L: NO! I can’t even get the lids to work right half the time! Snapware is a MUCH better alternative! Andre Stelter added me to Facebook – hey, he is a Canucks fan, so why not? I finally got back home at 3:35 on […]

Windoge 8! / Not knowing a shower’s real purpose?! / Happy Hockey Christmas Eve!

October 2, 2018

Rachel emailed to cancel on me today as she’s sick – totally understandable! Windoge 8! Much improve. So amaze. Wow. From Reddit: I thought the purpose of a shower was to get yourself clean, ThatCatVal… how did you not know this?! Also, how do you not know the difference between LED and LEAD?! This sounds […]